2014-11-03

Paulina

Fucking Jesus Christ. I'm dying. He came back in and was like "I just wanted to say, buddy system. Because if I saw two girls walking down the street, I'd be like 'yes. Two for one." Alexander. I really honestly can't even.

4:58 AM

Zimm

For what lol

5:05 AM

Paulina

Thank you for being you

5:07 AM

Zimm

What was that last message?

5:16 AM

Paulina

Because I ain't ratchet

5:18 AM

Zimm

Of course, you're actually classy. And you know how to be fucking sexy as all hell.

5:24 AM

Zimm

I mean c'mon! You made me a huge fan, and I'm a red head guy. You pulled me to the ethnic side with your spanish sex talk. Holy shit

5:29 AM

Paulina

I kept seeing people that weren't there, or people that were there just 5 minutes prior

5:05 PM

Zimm

Hahaha, you and I will go on a nature walk :)

5:07 PM

Paulina

Oh my god. That sounds so good!

5:08 PM

Zimm

I can play music from my phone, and just enjoy the fall weather

5:17 PM

Paulina

We'll be one with motherfuckin nature

5:25 PM

Zimm

Woah there Bob Ross, lol

5:29 PM

Zimm

Why you gotta do that, I love the unfiltered shit, makes life fun lol

9:26 PM

Zimm

Do it ;)

7:49 AM

Zimm

Don't get raped too much!

1:42 AM

Paulina

2 for 1

1:42 AM

Zimm

Lol, why you guys in p town?

1:43 AM

Paulina

Almost

1:43 AM

Zimm

Why you guy almost in p town?

1:45 AM

Paulina

Going to lloyd

1:46 AM

Zimm

Is lloyd your dealer?

1:48 AM

Paulina

No lloyd center the mall

1:48 AM

Zimm

HE OWNS A MALL

1:48 AM

Zimm

Damn, way to go lloyd

1:48 AM

Zimm

He must be selling the finest coke to the rich whities

1:49 AM

Paulina

*too nigger

2:34 AM

Paulina

Wait

2:34 AM

Zimm

THERE'S A CROSS, AND IT TELLS US TO "UNLEASH THE BEAST" IT'S AN ATTACK ON OUR SACRED WAY OF LIFE. No, I'm not cherry picking random stuff to be mad at, YOU'RE SURPRESSING MY FREEDOM OF RELIGION.

2:50 AM

Zimm

Wow that tangent went a little far

2:50 AM

Paulina

KKK

11:01 PM

Paulina

Hooooly shit lool. I just read the conversation on here from last night. Suppressing freedom of religion lololol

12:45 AM

Zimm

Hahaha, good right?

12:51 AM

Paulina

I tl;dr last night but by god is it funny today

12:54 AM

Zimm

Haha, thanks. You were high at the time, didn't expect anything lol

12:54 AM

Paulina

Hey! You're trying and I appreciate it! In truth, you're less intimidating when you accidentally slap your thigh as well as my bum.

8:36 AM

Zimm

I didn't know I was intimidating in the first place

8:37 AM

Paulina

It's a little intimidating with how much experience you've got over me.

8:37 AM

Zimm

Ha! I don't have much. I just learn fast

8:38 AM

Paulina

It's just nice to throw in a little bit of awkward, it's refreshing.

8:39 AM

Zimm

Oh yeah, sex is awkward as fuck lol

8:39 AM

Paulina

I don't mind it. It makes things interesting

8:40 AM

Zimm

I I'll just have to practice, and learn faster lol

8:42 AM

Paulina

You're fine, you doin good.

8:43 AM

Zimm

You ain't that bad either missy ;)

8:45 AM