2014-11-13

Paulina

I find the situation a little upsetting because I feel like I can't physically pleasure you the way you deserve, but there's no real way to change or fix this

10:07 AM

Zimm

Oh Paulina. Let me spill it out for you

10:08 AM

Zimm

1. You're by far my favorite partner.

10:09 AM

Zimm

2. You do so much in bed, it dwarfs the lack of "space" for me to use.

10:10 AM

Zimm

3. You actually let me know what feels good, and what doesn't. I respect that way more than just taking it and hoping I have a good time.

10:11 AM

Zimm

4. We do way more fun things than just shoving my dick inside you as far as possible.

10:11 AM

Zimm

5.dat ass

10:11 AM

Zimm

6. Holy dayum them titties

10:12 AM

Zimm

7. The before and after talks and whatnot are da bomb.

10:12 AM

Zimm

8. You still make me cum, which is hard to do in the first place. So you are doing something very right :)

10:13 AM

Zimm

9. Need I say more?

10:13 AM

Paulina

Awwww you sah kind. These are really good to know. It was just bothering me a little for both our sakes so I just wanted to let you know, turned out better then expected. You're a stand up guy, Alexander.

10:14 AM

Zimm

I do poke fun, I should probably not, but I honestly don't care. It's like you making fun that i can't smack for shit. I understand you don't care, you think it's endearing. Same with you and your size. :D

10:17 AM

Paulina

Otay, yeh. I think I was just taking the teasing in a way where it's like you joking but there's a grain of truth in it, but it sounds like that's not the case and I'm glad you didn't change this into an altercation that entitled you to smack a hoe.

10:20 AM

Zimm

LOL, I only smack hoes when they want it. And when I do, there's a chance. I just smack myself. Hahahaha

10:21 AM

Paulina

Fuck. That's brilliant.

10:21 AM

Zimm

We both tease, and there are things we're self conscious about. But as long as we both admit to both, and are open about it, I don't see why we need to cause a fight.

10:22 AM

Paulina

Are you locking the conversation in?

10:22 AM

Paulina

I figure we're both civil enough to actually talk shit out. I've got nothing to lose.

10:23 AM

Zimm

Yeah I am, makes it easy to go back and see what we said lol

10:23 AM

Zimm

My thought exactly

10:24 AM

Zimm

*the* shit?

10:26 AM

Zimm

See that's why I lock the convos lol

10:26 AM

Paulina

Emphasis on the. I think I was genuinely annoyed you said that when I was high but now it's beyond hilarious

10:26 AM

Zimm

Hahahahaha, just so you know, you may be high, but I'm always gonna an ass. You just gotta take a sec and realized that :ap

10:28 AM

Paulina

Nah, you were being silly.

10:28 AM

Zimm

See? Always taking life a bit on the silly side

10:31 AM

Paulina

*crown

10:33 AM

Paulina

You look like an unamused cat

10:33 AM

Zimm

I was doing it to amuse you, you seems so intent on getting me to do something against me will. The leaves in my hair is better than licking a tree lol

10:36 AM

Paulina

Hey, I got a gay man to go out with me against his unknowing will. It's just what I do.

10:37 AM

Zimm

Yet I didn't lick the tree. Lol

10:38 AM

Paulina

Yeah, fawk yuu

10:38 AM

Zimm

You did, a lot

10:38 AM

Paulina

Timber

10:38 AM

Paulina

What?

10:41 AM

Paulina

Lol, k.

10:46 AM

Paulina

Have a goodnight 😊

10:46 AM

Zimm

Ooookay? Night cutie

10:47 AM

Paulina

Oh lawd

4:12 AM

Zimm

Hope that makes the shift a little easier lol

4:14 AM

Paulina

Sometimes a grown ass woman just wants to be coddled.

6:13 AM

Zimm

I got hands, let's do this

11:31 AM

Paulina[photo]9:31 AM

Zimm

Oh hell no. Fuck that

9:31 AM

Paulina

Fo reals. Ima check the prices for kumoricon tho

9:32 AM

Zimm

Good idea lol

9:33 AM

Paulina[photo]9:35 AM

Paulina

Aw, snapchat did something. Whatchu say?

9:48 AM

Zimm

That's way more reasonable. Kamori con it is

9:51 AM

Paulina

IM SAILOR MOON

9:52 AM

Zimm

I'd love to see thag

9:52 AM

Paulina

Not really, everyone's fuckin dresses up as sailor moon or cloud

9:52 AM

Zimm

I don't care

9:55 AM

Zimm

You'll look the best

9:55 AM

Paulina

I'll become a gym rat for that shit

9:57 AM

Zimm

I'd join you

9:58 AM

Zimm

Honestly

9:58 AM

Paulina

Be my work out bud

9:59 AM

Paulina

Get ripped

9:59 AM

Zimm

Yes, lets get toned

10:03 AM

Zimm

And just be extra sexy

10:03 AM

Paulina

Step one: start driving

10:04 AM

Zimm

Yeah, get on that missy

10:06 AM

Paulina

Step two: fuck shit up

10:06 AM

Zimm

Step three:????

10:07 AM

Zimm

Step four: profit

10:07 AM

Paulina[photo]10:08 AM

Paulina

My butt will

10:08 AM

Paulina

Break

10:08 AM

Paulina

The

10:08 AM

Paulina

Internet

10:08 AM

Zimm

I would love to do that

10:11 AM

Paulina

Break the Internet with your butt?

10:11 AM

Zimm

Your butt already looks awesome

10:11 AM

Zimm

Yes, duh

10:11 AM

Paulina

But it can be better. And I'd love to see your butt break the Internet

10:12 AM

Zimm

It's impressive for me lol

10:12 AM

Paulina

White boi breaks Internet with his flouncy cheeks

10:13 AM

Paulina

Shit nigga, I wish I could show you forage of my dream when I was ogling at your body and your butt cheeks were rippling.

10:13 AM

Paulina

*footage

10:14 AM

Zimm

Hahahahahah, we just need to invent the television of the mind. Record our dreams.

10:15 AM

Paulina

It's funnier in hindsight too. Some dreams I would keep but for others I would burn the tapes

10:17 AM

Zimm

It's a hit or miss. But you'd have this little box contraption on your night stand. It records your brain waves and the dreams you have. Then you can review them in the morning.

10:22 AM

Paulina

#thoseakwardsexdreamstho

10:23 AM

Zimm

My hair likes you ;)

1:04 AM

Zimm

What is actually going on right now

4:00 AM

Bryan

Idk... im really shy and I don't know if I have what it takes to go on a date... and I'm not sure if I'm good enough for that, like I mean, I'm kinda gross looking haha XD and well... not sure if I'd get a date ha, I don't know paul haha

9:03 PM

Paulina

Just talk to people! You're good at that, first step is just meeting people and You're already really good at it. And a little confidence, I know it's easier said than done but you have gorgeous eyes and a nice smile you can use to your advantage.

9:04 PM

Bryan

Paul noo, it's not even bad your fine! I'm way way way off the scale haha I'm a whale with legs :0 ughs... ha

9:17 PM

Paulina

You're so not. Plus you've made so much progress and you're pretty healthy anyways. There's someone for everyone, I truly believe that. Even hitler had d girlfriend :3

10:35 PM

Bryan

Haha he probably wasn't this fit though haha XD jkjk but you are right, I wish I didn't have to a lot of work to have someone like that, but that's called a prostitute haha XD but I understand, I haven't done it in awhile so I'm probably rusty with the whole dating thing or dates, maybe I will get tinder idk ha

11:20 PM

Zimm

You would know, you got a big taste the other day

8:05 AM

Paulina

Hey, I can pitch in for weed this time. I didn't think about it but I felt bad afterwards

8:37 AM

Zimm

Yo legs gon beg

8:39 AM

Zimm

Paulina. It's within your first 10 times, that's your time to focus on the high, not the money. :)

8:39 AM

Paulina

Otay. Is that you're rule or a general one?

8:40 AM

Zimm

My rule.

8:40 AM

Paulina

And my legs will indeed beg

8:41 AM

Paulina

Otay! Now I know

8:41 AM

Zimm

I'm excited for your first piece

8:41 AM

Zimm

IF you decide you want to get one

8:41 AM

Paulina

I dunno. Maybe later in life when i live on my own

8:42 AM

Zimm

Take as much time as you need to get use to it :)

8:42 AM

Paulina

Juan day

8:43 AM

Paulina

I'll be a pro like you

8:43 AM

Zimm

Lol, I'd like to see you try.

8:44 AM

Paulina

Don't be a faggot about it

8:44 AM

Paulina

Nah, I'll probably smoke for a little bit then forget about it for awhile

8:44 AM

Zimm

Yeah that's what I do. When I hang with people who smoke I'm totally down. But if it's just sitting there, I'm not gonna smoke it. Sometimes I will if I need to relax more, or get some chores done, but that's about it with solo smoking.

8:46 AM

Paulina

Makes sense.

8:47 AM

Zimm

Is it safe to send you more naughty stuff

8:47 AM

Paulina

Yass. I'm tucked in so my half is done

8:48 AM

Zimm

Your half? Lol

8:49 AM

Paulina

I'm done sending for the night I'm tired lee me alon words

8:49 AM

Paulina

Oh, yes Dr. Z

8:52 AM

Paulina

XDDDDD IS THAT A POP TART BOX

8:54 AM

Zimm

DON'T QUESTION ME

8:54 AM

Paulina

Y MUST U BESTOW AWFUL COUGH LAUGHING ATTACKS ON ME

8:55 AM

Paulina

Lord almighty. I can't breath

8:55 AM

Zimm

That seems like a symptom of your dicklessness

8:56 AM

Paulina

I just want to say I'm really grateful that you're fucking hilarious and attractive. Thank you.

8:56 AM

Zimm

This exam isn't for me, it's for you. Can we please stay on the topic at hand?

8:57 AM

Paulina

Oh fuck. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's because of my lack of dick this past mmmm week

8:58 AM

Zimm

This last week... And how has this last week been for you? Have you noticed it being harder to concentrate, heightened oral fixation, etc.

9:01 AM

Paulina

Yes and yes also I will stick your dick in any orifice I have. Stick it in my ear, I don't give a fuuuck

9:03 AM

Zimm

Now I do advise against your ear, but I can recommend the vagina and mouth. Although prep is needed, anal insertion is a possibility. Now I'm going to give you a few images.

9:06 AM

Zimm

What I want you to do is SS them, review them carefully, and tell me how exactly you would put yourself in the siutation. Visual confirmation is not needed, but it could give me a better idea of how to more correctly cure your dicklessness.

9:08 AM

Zimm

Understood?

9:08 AM

Paulina

Understood

9:09 AM

Zimm

You sure went above and beyond

9:18 AM

Zimm

Now, let me run some "tests"

9:19 AM

Paulina

Otay

9:20 AM

Paulina

I like this game. It's really interactive. We should do this high and next to each other

9:21 AM

Zimm

Hahaha, I'll be professional and you can be the horny patient.

9:24 AM

Zimm

What did you say?

9:26 AM

Zimm

Results are in

9:26 AM

Paulina

I said babe I'm tired I'm going to bed. Have a goodnight

9:27 AM

Paulina

Wait WHATRE the realist

9:27 AM

Paulina

Results

9:27 AM

Zimm

Hope that helps you process my diagnosis.

9:28 AM

Paulina

It made it worse, now I'm horny and about ot pass out

9:28 AM

Zimm

Your dreams are gonna be fun

9:29 AM

Paulina

Mama didn't need no help Jesus Christ yes

6:14 AM

Zimm

Wait what was that an answer to. Not even sure what kinda answer that was! Lol

6:26 AM

Paulina

I gave myself a bad ass orgasm and that was post bliss Paulina talking I don't know either

6:28 AM

Zimm

Hahahahah, hell yeah Paulina, get your business done ;)

6:29 AM

Zimm

I just hope I can fulfill the same requirements when Sat rolls around

6:34 AM

Paulina

Well, you can TRY

6:36 AM

Zimm

Oh I'll try my damnedest, but 'bating usually does the trick better than with a partner lol

6:38 AM

Paulina

Sometimes! There are definitely times is rather be finger fucked by hands other than my own.

6:40 AM

Zimm

I can do that, and my tongue can have some fun in there was well lol

6:43 AM

Zimm

There as well*

6:43 AM

Paulina

I like swallowing, and cum on my body, facials are eh.

8:55 AM

Zimm

Good to know, I'll give you a pearl necklace lol

8:58 AM

Paulina

👍

8:58 AM

Zimm

I'll make sure to edge myself just got you'll

9:00 AM

Zimm

You lol

9:00 AM

Paulina

What?

9:04 AM

Zimm

You never heard of edging?

9:08 AM

Paulina

Yes, but you're grammar is off

9:10 AM

Paulina

Or you're missing a word idk

9:11 AM

Paulina

OH HEY. Just remembered: I'm pretty sure I work this Sunday noon till 4, so Sunday morn I'm gonna need to head out early

9:16 AM

Zimm

Oh! Edge myself just got you***

9:17 AM

Zimm

Fucking...wow

9:17 AM

Zimm

Just for you***

9:17 AM

Zimm

There we go

9:18 AM

Paulina

SEE. I'm not crazy you're just illiterate.

9:18 AM

Zimm

That's fine, I'll drive you up in the morn

9:18 AM

Paulina

Cool cool cool. Now we won't waste the day away lol

9:18 AM

Zimm

I'm half asleep, have horny, leave me alone, there's no space for grammar

9:18 AM

Paulina

*half horny

9:19 AM

Zimm

Hey that was fun lol

9:19 AM

Zimm

Shut your whole mouth

9:19 AM

Paulina

Not just half my mouth? But my whole mouth? Harsh.

9:19 AM

Zimm

I'm done, I meant whore

9:20 AM

Paulina

Lol I remember a certain someone telling me they get more eloquent when they're tired ;)

9:20 AM

Paulina

Teasing tired you is fuckin fun because you only put up half the fight.

9:21 AM

Zimm

Yeah, but the eloquence has been driven out by my need to fuck you till your legs malfunction

9:21 AM

Paulina

Ooh babay

9:21 AM

Zimm

Relish in it while it lasts

9:22 AM

Zimm

You could tell ghost stories in my pjs right now, that's how hard my cock is for you

9:23 AM

Zimm

Not even joking, you could house a family of four in there

9:23 AM

Paulina

Maybe you should stop saying these things because 1) my jimmies get rustled 2) I almost asphyxiate during my cough-laugh attacks

9:24 AM

Zimm

Oh don't worry, I have a first aid pack in there too, things tend to get broken when my dick decides to play house

9:25 AM

Zimm

It's got tidy wipes, bandaid, ice packs, Advil, and some muscle relaxant.

9:26 AM

Paulina

Dude your dick is really considerate

9:29 AM

Paulina

You could even say it's.... HANDY.

9:29 AM

Zimm

For some Hispanic ladies. It's two handy lol

9:29 AM

Zimm

And even two handy and a little mouthy alongside

9:30 AM

Paulina

You desperately need sleep lol

9:33 AM

Zimm

Sssshhhhhh, you enjoy my attempt at literacy

9:34 AM

Paulina

Nigga can't read

9:34 AM

Paulina

I would tuck you in right nao

9:34 AM

Zimm

Nigga need hoes to get on his dick

9:35 AM

Zimm

Glass of milk please

9:35 AM

Paulina

Ditto. I need many hoes on my dick as well.

9:36 AM

Zimm

I mean c'mon, it's right there, ready to fuck some bitches. Let's do this

9:41 AM

Paulina

I want a full glass of warm milk poured on my dick

9:42 AM

Zimm

Why not your tits? I could lick them clean

9:45 AM

Paulina

I guess that too lol

9:48 AM

Zimm

Have I told you lately that I really like just looking at your body?

9:49 AM

Zimm

And knowing I have the privilege to fuck you?

9:50 AM

Paulina

Nah but thank you. Your body is pretty dank as well

9:50 AM

Zimm

If not, I just really like it, especially touching your butt

9:50 AM

Zimm

I just really like your butt

9:51 AM

Paulina

I like when you touch my butt as well lol.

9:51 AM

Paulina

HEY. Along with dancing high we need to lip sync to music. Or sing the shit out of it karaoke style

9:52 AM

Zimm

I'd like to show you the joys of butt stuff some time.

9:52 AM

Zimm

I thought that was a given lol

9:52 AM

Zimm

Plus we have more that enough alcohol

9:52 AM

Paulina

We didn't do a lot of that last time.

9:52 AM

Zimm

Do a lot of butt stuff last time?

9:53 AM

Paulina

Butt stuff sounds good, I just need to get an enema or Something

9:53 AM

Paulina

Lip syncing last time, lol two different convos happening at once

9:53 AM

Zimm

Just be sure to be clean, I think that's all that really needs to happen right now. Cuz you're not ready for any real stuff lol...

9:54 AM

Zimm

Oh! We did in the car ride...well...I did loo sync lol

9:55 AM

Paulina

But no butt stuff saturday I'm gonna hang with my lesbian fran next week and I'm pretty sure she has some tips

9:56 AM

Paulina

I'd rather wait until after then lol

9:56 AM

Zimm

Hahaha, oookay?

9:56 AM

Paulina

Don't judge

9:57 AM

Zimm

Whatever makes you feel safer about it

9:57 AM

Paulina

I'm a planner

9:57 AM

Zimm

No judge here, take your time.

9:57 AM

Paulina

Coo, coo

9:57 AM

Zimm

But keep in mind, have I ever led you astray? I've constantly told you my main using is making sure you're comfortable.

9:59 AM

Zimm

Food for thought ;)

9:59 AM

Paulina

No I know, I trust you, I'm pretty comfortable around you, I'm just naturally cautious regarding anything new

10:00 AM

Zimm

And that's fair to be! But I feel like I could be just as good at settling nerves as the next person.

10:01 AM

Paulina

No yeah, you're pretty good at it

10:01 AM

Paulina

🌟gold star 4 U

10:02 AM

Zimm

I've been through the same stuff you're running through your head, so I know. And you know I'm patient lol

10:02 AM

Paulina

Yes

10:03 AM

Zimm

But don't think I think less of you for not trusting me over a friend you've known for longer than me. You do you boo, I want you in the best headspace for everything new

10:05 AM

Paulina

Wha? No I meant asking her how to clean out and prepare for butt stuff

10:06 AM

Zimm

Lol, there's instructions. And I'm not gonna do much, just an intro. Probably just having you use to having something in there.

10:08 AM

Paulina

Sensible

10:09 AM

Paulina

I like how strategic and reasonable we both are regarding sex related topics

10:10 AM

Zimm

The real fun won't be for a while, like, a month or more. I'm not gonna take a chance to break you lol

10:10 AM

Paulina

I thank you for that.

10:11 AM

Zimm

That's what makes me so good lol

10:11 AM

Paulina

😉

10:11 AM

Zimm

But, if you'd like to continue into this new venture, you'll have to do some at home prep/training.

10:12 AM

Paulina

Otay

10:12 AM

Zimm

Not right now, but after Saturday.

10:12 AM

Paulina

Yes

10:13 AM

Zimm

Come with an open mind! Thats all I ask

10:13 AM

Paulina

I yam!

10:14 AM

Zimm

Alright seriously though, I gotta sleep. Any last words/pics for your guide into the "funknown"? Lol

10:17 AM

Paulina

Nahp. Have a goodnight!

10:18 AM

Zimm

Night!

10:19 AM

Paulina

*masturbates for the 2nd time in the past 4 hours*

10:32 AM

Zimm

And no pics. Well, to be fair, I just did too lol

10:34 AM

Paulina

I'm in heat

10:35 AM

Paulina

I will eat a pussy out right now I don't care

10:39 AM

Zimm

Can we get some pussy over here? Hot girl in need of a pussy. While you do that, I'll fuck you from behind of course

10:46 AM

Zimm

Like...

9:06 PM

Paulina

I'm super weirdly horny, I'm breaking out more often, and I've had growing pains on my legs

9:10 PM

Zimm

That is weird...Saturday will fix them lol

9:43 PM

Paulina

I'm pretty sure sex doesn't fix puberty lol

11:13 PM

Paulina

"I just need had money lol"

11:46 PM

Zimm

Gas money

11:47 PM

Paulina

We're gonna study in the library at my school at 4:45, I could give you money

11:47 PM

Paulina

Bring yo books

11:48 PM

Paulina

BYOB

11:48 PM

Zimm

Oh, I thought I was gonna steal you away lol

11:48 PM

Paulina

Ah, you don't have to come if you don't wanna. I just hit everyone up and studying came up first

11:50 PM

Zimm

Yeah I think I'm just gonna be naked and high by myself tonight, darn

11:51 PM

Paulina

Hey that sounds just as good

11:53 PM

Zimm

Naked, high, bating, and watching anime

11:54 PM

Paulina

Sounds like my kind of day

11:56 PM

Paulina

Que?

5:48 AM

Zimm

Pork-eh?

5:49 AM

Paulina

...can you... Not?

5:49 AM

Paulina

You shan't

5:52 AM

Zimm

I may not?

5:54 AM

Paulina

You'll need a bathroom pass?

5:58 AM

Zimm

What? There's a bathroom right across the hall lol

6:00 AM

Paulina

You can't go unless I give you the bathroom pass

6:00 AM

Zimm

I can literally avoid touching the hall floor while going to the bathroom

6:02 AM

Paulina

YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT THE MOTHERCLUCKING BATHROOM DOOR OR ELSE

6:03 AM

Paulina

I literally cannot focus. This is literally a problem.

6:17 AM

Zimm

I hope the studying was worth it

6:21 AM

Paulina

Oh nah, we decide not to. It was too cold out

6:37 AM

Zimm

Oh. Do you work tomorrow?

6:48 AM

Paulina

Yeh. At 4:30

6:49 AM

Zimm

Fuuuuuuck

6:50 AM

Paulina

That's what I'm sayin.

6:51 AM

Paulina

I only has Xavier, my tute little vibrator that I also use as a dildo

7:20 AM

Zimm

That's fine, bring it! Use it during sex, :)

7:22 AM

Paulina

He'll be excited to meet you :3

7:23 AM

Paulina

Ima tell you now, that probably won't be an issue. I've been wet all day. All. Day.

7:28 AM

Zimm

Well just imagine...my throbbing cock fucking you, and Xavier hitting your clit just right. Mmmm

7:30 AM

Paulina

Welp. That doesn't make anything better lol

7:34 AM

Zimm

And on top of that, pulling your hair, me moaning your name, trailing my nails down your back.

7:36 AM

Zimm

And smacking your ass hard.

7:36 AM

Zimm

Am I helping lol

7:36 AM

Paulina

You know goddamn well you're doing the opposite

7:37 AM

Zimm

It's just so hard to not think about my hard cock filling your sweet pussy, biting down in your shoulder and my hands holding you onto you, heading you moan and beg for my cum

7:40 AM

Zimm

You onto me*

7:40 AM

Paulina

*cries internally*

7:40 AM

Paulina

You are The Biggest Nigger I know.

7:41 AM

Zimm

Yeah I am ;)

7:42 AM

Paulina[photo]8:38 AM

Zimm

See even I can fit more dicks than you, step up your game

8:40 AM

Paulina

I go for quality, not quantity, hood rat.

8:42 AM

Zimm

Yous a basic Bitch

8:45 AM

Paulina

If I am 'least I don't get passed around like an over flowin fleshlight

8:49 AM

Paulina

...this might be getting too real. And I think I might have a little too much testosterone in me.

8:49 AM

Zimm

Too much testosterone from being the d so bad? Lol

8:53 AM

Paulina

It might be the reason why I'm so sexual tense.

8:54 AM

Zimm

Cuz you want the d, but also want your raging nigger cock inside something/

8:55 AM

Paulina

That and I've been more aggressive about things

8:55 AM

Zimm

Like what?

8:55 AM

Paulina

Like what happened up there^ lol and more of the "hey, can you shut up, you're fucking annoying" Paulina has been speakin out

8:56 AM

Zimm

Lol! I'm annoying, yet you haven't shoved your dick fish my throat yet

8:58 AM

Zimm

Dick down***

8:58 AM

Zimm

No phone, I don't wanna talk about fish

8:58 AM

Paulina

Nah, you're fun to shoot the shit with.

8:58 AM

Zimm

I think once I shove dick down your throat you'll be less aggro

8:59 AM

Paulina

Mmm, maybe. I might chill out for a bit.

9:00 AM

Zimm

And if you fell like you're gonna flare up again, just hop on and ride it out

9:01 AM

Paulina

I guess there's this kid in Chem that I think likes me and as of late it pisses me off because I really don't want none of dat. His name is fuckin River. Fucking all he fucking talks about is weight lifting. Get the fuck out.

9:01 AM

Zimm

He wants the Latina spice gurl.

9:02 AM

Zimm

Unfortunately he doesn't know that you're fucking a guy that's way better than he'll ever be.

9:02 AM

Paulina

NO. NONE OF DAT. I just remembered what pisses me off the most, is after class when we're all packing up he starts fucking sighing like that's his way of starting a conversation and I would be nice or whatever the first couple of times but eventually I got to the point where I just fuckin dip

9:03 AM

Zimm

And I don't need weight lifting to achieve the pleasuring heights I've reached

9:03 AM

Paulina

God. I almost want you to see him because he's so dumb and no one really gives a shit but for some reason he infuriates me. He's my Waymond.

9:04 AM

Zimm

You should give him an inhaler to help him Werth his noticeable trouble breathing

9:04 AM

Zimm

Haha, there's always that one Waymond

9:05 AM

Paulina

DO YOU NEED THIS. IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? BECAUSE THIS IS ALL YOU GON GIT. *cue inhaler*

9:07 AM

Paulina

No but. If you like a girl 1) don't walk her to the bathroom and wait outside for her 2) don't describe yourself as a fat ugly girl because of your long hair in HS.

9:08 AM

Zimm

Stand up guy

9:10 AM

Paulina

I forgot about this until now. I'm all angry again

9:11 AM

Zimm

Wanna yell about stuff?

9:12 AM

Paulina

Omg you know what helps even more? Breaking shit

9:12 AM

Zimm

Dude yes. Almost broke everything inside my car after getting super angry

9:13 AM

Paulina

Dang. That would've sucked later

9:15 AM

Zimm

Yeah. Almost ripped off my rear view mirror

9:17 AM

Paulina

Real dumb. But then again you could've just glued it back on

9:19 AM

Zimm

Hahaha, yeah, and glue the pieces back to unbroken

9:20 AM

Paulina

Es true. I'm not gonna sleep tonight. Shits ridick. I shouldn't have taken that nap.

9:22 AM

Zimm

Yeah me neither. Naps are legit though

9:27 AM

Paulina

Tomorrows gon fuckin suck I know that fo show

9:27 AM

Zimm

Eeehhhhh fux it, lets stay up and talk about lollipops and chainsaws

9:33 AM

Paulina

Simultaneously?

9:34 AM

Zimm

Lollisaws, yeah

9:35 AM

Zimm

Chainpops?

9:35 AM

Paulina

Lolainsawpops

9:36 AM

Paulina

How's your butt?

9:36 AM

Zimm

I love touching your night

9:40 AM

Paulina

I saw yo peepee

10:24 AM

Paulina

Like I think it was last time but it was missionary and I raised my hips a bit, and your hips were a little below mine but you were definitely all the way in and it didn't hurt

10:51 AM

Zimm

I can put a pillow under the small of your back

10:52 AM

Paulina

Yeah, I thought about dat

10:53 AM

Zimm

We can do that! Whatever makes the best sex for you

10:54 AM

Paulina

But also for you. Equality my niggah

10:55 AM

Zimm

Haha, trust me you do enough. You getting yours and really getting into it gives me a lot ;)

10:57 AM

Paulina

That's so interesting how that works

10:58 AM

Paulina

The idea of you, or men in general finding pleasure in thinking/knowing your partner is finding it enjoyable instead of going off on just your sheer pleasure alone. It makes sense because no one wants someone who isn't into because that's no fun, but it's the main focus, to most men, that the female is pleased

11:04 AM

Zimm

Well of course, we want you to keep fucking us. Lol

11:06 AM

Paulina

Valid point

11:06 AM

Zimm

I mean c'mon. Plus it's a bit of an achievement. Not to say your orgasm is a trophy, but I love knowing I can do that for you.

11:07 AM

Paulina

Dude no I get it. Cum is definitely a trophy. It's instantly rewarding.

11:08 AM

Zimm

Lol. Do you have multiple orgasms?

11:10 AM

Paulina

From time to time. Those are ok. Usually it's a small orgasm followed by more small orgasms. I'd rather have a big blow out where I'm tired nd ready to sleep

11:11 AM

Paulina

Or eat

11:11 AM

Paulina

And I don't like how shaky my legs get with those

11:12 AM

Zimm

That's fine, I'll make sure you get blown away ;)

11:14 AM

Paulina

You're a good man, Alexander.

11:14 AM

Zimm

I just wanna make sure you can last till I cum

11:16 AM

Paulina

Prolly

11:17 AM

Zimm

You gotta work your pussy game up if you wanna make me cum lol jk

11:18 AM

Zimm

I'm joking! Honestly I don't mean it

11:21 AM

Zimm

You make me cum more often than not. You actually got me when you were on top, which was surprising lol

11:22 AM

Paulina

Otay, coo

11:23 AM

Zimm

I feel bad now, make fun of me, please lol

11:24 AM

Paulina

No es ok, I know you were just being dumb. Mami isn't so fiesty when she's tired

11:25 AM

Zimm

Me either,, we should sleep

11:29 AM

Paulina

Gnight sir

11:34 AM

Zimm

Night pretty lady

11:37 AM

Zimm

I just realized, I don't think I know your last name

3:13 PM

Paulina

Serna

4:52 PM

Paulina

Legally it's Serna-Serna

5:01 PM

Zimm

Oh! I remember now, at least I remember I thought it was Sema. Lol

6:41 PM

Paulina

Hence Serna Squared hence girlsquared

6:59 PM

Zimm

Damn, that's smart. I just mixed my last name and fantastic

7:19 PM

Paulina

TAYAYAYAYAYAY

10:33 PM

Paulina

Me celebrating my jam

10:47 PM

Zimm

Wtf, you really hate him lol

6:37 AM

Paulina

Haters gonna hate hate hate

6:42 AM

Zimm

Ok there Taylor

7:03 AM

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Zimm

I ain't saying she's a good digger.

4:41 PM

Zimm

Gold...

5:30 PM

Bryan

Lol that's okay, I have to pick up vick at 9:45 anyway, unless you want to be dropped off first lol but nah that's okay I can do that.

4:20 PM

Bryan

Wow paul totally using and abusing me haha XD jkjk

4:20 PM

Paulina

I would love you for ever. When I start driving we'll carpool :)

4:21 PM

Zimm

Butters, are you bi curious

11:59 PM

Paulina

Oh god.

12:00 AM

Zimm

Butters, answer your father

12:01 AM

Paulina

I can't girl I really can't

12:08 AM

Zimm

I think you and I need to go on a little porn adventure

12:08 AM

Zimm

If I were to buy a sort of starter kit for butt stuff for you, would you be willing to use it?

12:11 AM

Paulina

If have to see what's in it?

12:22 AM

Zimm

What??

12:24 AM

Paulina

A kit?

12:31 AM

Paulina

*I'd lol

12:31 AM

Zimm

Well it's probably like, 2-3 different sizes, lube, little pamphlet. Idk, just trying to be a little more helpful

12:34 AM

Paulina

Oh okay! That's strong maybe because I'm not sure how much we'll use it

12:35 AM

Paulina

I don't want you to waste to money

12:35 AM

Zimm

Just trying to make the experience as positive as possible.

12:37 AM

Paulina

I know, I appreciate it sank yuu senpai

12:38 AM

Zimm

I haven't bought it yet, just wanted to see if you'd be interested

12:39 AM

Paulina

I gotchyou

12:49 AM

Zimm

That's your que to say if you're interested or not lol

12:52 AM

Paulina

I yam

12:55 AM

Zimm

Coo, how was your hateful day lol

12:56 AM

Paulina

It was mega shitty in the beginning because I dealt with my boss being a bitch, victoria made me miss my first class and lack of sleep because I was puking the whole night but I fuckin aced my math test and spent time with really awesome friends and got extra credit done.

1:08 AM

Zimm

That's...eventful lol

1:35 AM

Paulina

Yes. How's yours going?

1:38 AM

Zimm

Good, just cooked and served thanksgiving to 130+ people. The cleanup was awful

1:43 AM

Paulina

Yikes. But hey, you go girl

1:43 AM

Paulina

Pay day is def the best

1:47 AM

Paulina

Fo hoe

1:49 AM

Zimm

Oh no hoe

1:53 AM

Paulina

Oh no, Bo

1:53 AM

Zimm

Yo, fo yo info, bo is a no go

1:56 AM

Bryan

Wait did you cry? I'm sorry paul and yeah cry buddies... im just really worried :(

9:21 PM

Paulina

What's up?

9:21 PM

Bryan

Oh its just that I'm worried I won't find someone... I feel ready for a new chapter but I guess life isn't ready for me to start that

9:24 PM