I'll take to you right after my shift mijo

I like it when you get fiesty

Poop fart poop vagina

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes

Shut up

Omg you didn't see the post about the jokes kids make?

Ehhh, I have to wear jeans to lab and so changing in and out of clothes wouldn't be worth the small amount of work out time.

ILL COME FIND YOU.

-Bicky Cowal

Pass the fuck out, have a goodnight! I hope you feel better and your game plan goes well. 1. Good food 2. Letter to Chase 3. Lost dog flyer!

Love you, hope you get good a rest

They both had the same reaction too. It was dumb, I thought me describing it like that was hyperbolic comedy gold but they both did the "wow, huh. Cool. So (goes onto talking about own life.)"

Yeh. They don't really give a shit as long as I'm not dead. But that's what bestie's do.

Lol. Savings at my all time low, go ahead. You'll maybe afford shoes.

I'm definitely farting on you next time we hang out.

Fucking go for it. I usually like my own fart smell.

It's a vicious cycle. Farts go out then in

I'm tired this is ridiculous and I don't make sense, I'm sorry.

Trying to be funny lol

👍

Whatya mean?

Is that good?

That's good to know lol

Good. I can't really think of anything else to describe it as. Yours?

You sound like you're having a good time lol

Keep it up mang

Gnight little

One

It's a book from elementary school, a boy licks his elbows and turns into a girl.

Lol wtf I don't remember wishing you a goodnight.

It's like when I'm high. When I'm out of it im oddly affectionate. I like hugging your room mates when I'm high.

Whaaaa, I touch you when I'm high

I touch your penis sometimes. That counts for something.

You butt

What

I don't know either

I was going to live chat and making farting noises but it didn't work out

Looooool. Perfect time

Hesus christ, there's people protesting about the ferguson case down town.

Lol when I fell asleep? I thought I heard people asking about death but I just felt so lethargic.

Makes sense. Dayum. What a way to go though. No one would've known.

Not if its death by asphyxiation

Gurl, I couldn't breath properly for an extended amount of time. But dying from laughter seems pretty awesome. Until you realize it would be kind of a mood killer for the other person.

Nah, I've just been through asthma attacks because cross country. Gah, I met this angel of a woman one time when I had a really bad attack.

What you did was fine. For some reason having the cat there was pretty comforting. I was getting super high and had my eyes closed and concentrated on breathing when the cats started crawling all over me and it felt so cool.

Fo sho. Still a good Saturday lol

I think you were just high. I don't feel especially funny when I'm high lol

We never did go crafting. I remember thinking I was hungry while eating the stupid pasta.

XD OMG I was thinking about our dum pot pies today. Great times.

Sometimes our food disasters turn into awesomeness other times into shitty pasta.

Watch it be like a sauce we were supposed to use. I don't know where I left the box.

Me too. Thanks, man. I don't even remember most of it, but I remember I felt good.

Ummm... The cat crawling on me. You came in said "oh good you're alive" you saying you were going on the computer, you went on reddit?, you had the arrow following a long ass TIL but admitted you weren't actually reading it and I thought that was funny as shit because me either... I can't remember the rest.

Oh! I ate.

Oh, right, that too. We got sweaty and tired and gave up

HAHAHAA oh my god I forgot. Shiiiit, big tit blonde.

Geeze. I thought I was normal by that time too. Guess I was still a little high

Go for it lol

Lord almighty, I feel like a sleepy blob when I'm high. But I don't care. Sometimes I get annoyed of my voice I've noticed.

Didn't i lip sync for you at one point?

Ok. Welp. I guess my mind made a memory for me. I was annoyed with you?

I think I'm just always going to get somewhat angry when I'm on drugs or alcohol. Runs in my blood. I'm sorry, I don't think I meant any of those things I said to you.

What'd I say to you?

I'm sorry! I don't mean to be hurtful. I'll make it up to you.

It's a secret.

OMG. Can you not ruin my surprises.

Just forget it happened lol

Good man

Shit yeah, homie

You're a pretty lucky duck

Not at all. You're not fucked up whatsoever, you have problems just like the rest of us. But you're still ducking special, you're such a sweetie and willing to do anything to help out and that's a characteristic that's hard to find nowadays. Sometimes a nigga just gotta wait for the right one :)

Yeah, just Chem and hung with Bicky for a bit.

Nighttime is always hard.

I use to like the night. But not as much anymore. Once the day is done, it stops distracting me from my thoughts.

Probably

No go ahead

Lol sounds good

Now I'm the dick lol. Thank you

How be you?

Oh, das nice! I'm just dilly-dallying until work.

Jue free Monday evening?

Ummmm....

Sunday morn?

Yes ma'am

Until like fiveish?

Wassup?

You buys that day?

*busy

I'll see what strings I can pull

I might be able to come over lateish saturday until 5 sunday

"Maybe if we didn't hang out every three weeks I would wait."

-in reference to the master piece film of Monsters of the digital type.

Uh, duh.

You Dah diggity damn

I know, little one. I gotchyo back.

The blue hearts look like blue balls lol

Nevermind

I had a gay man massage my arms with a massage bar. Maybe it was the same guy

Nah gross

Shoot, you're right. My face needs it, have a goodnight and sweet dreams! We'll both get better!

And somehow not shit on the floor anymore! We'll get house broken one day. One day.

I'm hella tired, HAPPY BIRTHDAY

GOOdnight and sweet dreams bebe

I'll see you tomorrow

I love you guys so much lol. Even better when I'm sober

Lol something fun?

Cook food

Expuesto?

I've drunken half a bottle of wine

Don't tell me what to do hoe

Scartch that I drank 3/4. VICK is a lightweight

I feel wooxy

3/4

Stop it

It said mmm

She said mr grinch idk

Why

"Tell him I like him, he got chopsticks licked THIBGS I like hime" VICK

3:40 minute plank for me

I feel fuckin good. I look fuckin good. I'm going to kick fucking ass at weight filing

Lifting

I rip dicks wih my grips

I think I'm only tipsy if my balance if that goos

I guess so

What? I'd fuck you

I'll take those ample chances

I could give you hicky I'll do it

I was busy enjoying endorphins

I like bites too

I get Into things a lot more when I'm sexually aroused like that

Try harder

I KID YOU DO GOOD JOB

Can't read sarcasm, usually

Yass. I'll tell him I'm freaky

Idk yet. He seems interesting.

Yeh. But I don't want to objectify him though he seems nice.