2014-12-03

Zimm

Well cuz we met on tinder, yeah lol

12:05 AM

Paulina

P much. Plus we kind of agreed to it early on

12:14 AM

Zimm

Haha, and there's nothing wrong with that

12:17 AM

Paulina

Knope

12:24 AM

Zimm

You should totally express what you wanna do to him, on me, next time we hang lol

12:25 AM

Paulina

Hold his hand? Lol

12:33 AM

Zimm

Works for me

12:38 AM

Zimm

Dammit river

4:37 AM

Paulina

Hey. Just wanted to let you know I'm glad you're nerdy even if you do apologize for it sometimes. Also, stay awkward. That is all

6:02 AM

Zimm

Well that's your opinion, man.

6:06 AM

Paulina

I woke up from a weird dream thinking it was the next day and had an existential crisis. I had to let people know what I thought of them, imo

6:08 AM

Zimm

You're gonna be fine baby :)

6:11 AM

Paulina

Dude, I'm sorry I didn't finish your shirt. But one day it'll be finished. One day.

6:16 AM

Zimm

Your appreciation is appreciated.

6:18 AM

Paulina

Also, I'm sorry my dick is bigger than yours

6:20 AM

Zimm

Aaaannnnddddd she's back.

6:23 AM

Paulina

What? What?

6:24 AM

Paulina

In the butt

6:24 AM

Zimm

All the way

6:27 AM

Paulina

Yall niggas have a problem

6:54 AM

Bryan

Is tomorrow Wednesday?

6:54 AM

Bryan

Oh Otay lol I'm kinda high, im forgetting everything :0 daahhhhhh!!!!!!

6:56 AM

Bryan

Ha night again lol

6:56 AM

Paulina

NIGHT NIGS

6:56 AM

Zimm

What did I ever do to you.

7:12 AM

Zimm

I was happily surprised you two did that

8:24 AM

Zimm

I do recommend more of that

8:26 AM

Paulina

We're already camera happy people, alcohol infuses it more so. Just a little bit more naked though.

8:31 AM

Zimm

I'm glad I'm a witness to these events

8:33 AM

Paulina

A good amount of people saw too much lol

8:34 AM

Zimm

Lol! Don't be ashamed, it was fun

8:39 AM

Paulina

I ain't ashamed. I don't regret nuffin. I fuckin planked for 3:40. I was damn proud.

8:48 AM

Zimm

You are unusually pumped lately lol

8:51 AM

Paulina

My stars have been aligning

8:51 AM

Zimm

I would love to be witness to this look

8:54 AM

Paulina

Eh, today was slow, n' neutral. Even though I witnessed a car crash.

8:55 AM

Zimm

Woah woah Woah what

8:58 AM

Paulina

Mini van next to me stopped short at a crosswalk, huge white SUV stopped just in time, fuckin dumbass green pick up truck was blowing through at a crisp 60mph in a 40 and rammed into the huge tank of a SUV.

9:00 AM

Zimm

Oh fuck. Who were you with?

9:01 AM

Paulina

The bus. Literally 5 feet from me. If anything the lady had a slight concussion but other than that everyone was fine.

9:02 AM

Paulina

Lol I'm uninsured.

9:03 AM

Zimm

That's totally okay

9:03 AM

Zimm

Damn that's crazy tho

9:04 AM

Zimm

You're such a good artist

9:04 AM

Paulina

Step 2: shit on it

9:05 AM

Zimm

Lol, can you please just take a compliment? I'm being serious

9:06 AM

Paulina

Okay! Sorry! Thank you!

9:11 AM

Zimm

Of course! Thank you for sharing with me

9:13 AM

Paulina

It's GON be a hard sleep kinda night

9:17 AM

Zimm

Oh yeah? Why's that.

9:19 AM

Paulina

I needa stop taking naps

9:19 AM

Zimm

Welp. More planks

9:22 AM

Paulina

Not today mister.

9:24 AM

Zimm

Dirty snaps!

9:26 AM

Paulina

You ever bored with life?

9:41 AM

Zimm

Mmmmm not really

9:43 AM

Paulina

Lucky you.

9:44 AM

Zimm

OH COME ON. You can't really be bored with your life

9:46 AM

Paulina

Don't get me wrong, you're super cool and awesome but I think I'm at that stage where I want crazy fun shit all the time. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I've been mild for too long.

9:48 AM

Zimm

It's the perfect time for it paulina

9:49 AM

Paulina

Don't call me by my slave name

9:49 AM

Zimm

Oh, sorry. Lord master

9:50 AM

Paulina

*Master commander.

9:51 AM

Zimm

In chief

9:53 AM

Paulina

Who's dick so I gotta suck to get some respect round here

9:55 AM

Zimm

Mine, which you did, so I'm respecting you lol

9:58 AM

Paulina

Lol if only that were the case with most men

10:04 AM

Zimm

If anything, the opposite is what happens

10:07 AM

Paulina

Yes respect, no dick suckin? Or dick suckin and no respect?

10:10 AM

Zimm

The second one.

10:10 AM

Paulina

Yeh that's what I'm sayin

10:11 AM

Zimm

If you earn the first one, the second week be just as good

10:11 AM

Paulina

It's a damn shame, mijo

10:11 AM

Zimm

Luckily we're already there

10:12 AM

Paulina

Heellll yeah

10:13 AM

Zimm

It's all good.

10:14 AM

Zimm

I'm getting more tired and delirious

10:16 AM

Paulina

You have a goodnight

10:16 AM

Zimm

Not saying good night, just a warning

10:16 AM

Paulina

Oh wow okay geeze

10:17 AM

Zimm

Lol I might just pass out at on you

10:17 AM

Paulina

Pass out at on me, aye

10:17 AM

Zimm

Well, not on you, lol

10:18 AM

Paulina

Oh I forgot to ask, did you have any tips or remarks on our sexual endeavors?

10:19 AM

Paulina

Actually, I'll ask when you're not collapsing from sleep deprivation lol

10:20 AM

Zimm

Yeah, best I can think is, you are sexy

10:21 AM

Zimm

Yeah, pretty much all I can do

10:21 AM

Paulina

Close your eyes bigger

10:24 AM

Paulina

*Negro

10:24 AM

Zimm

Heh, bigger

10:24 AM

Zimm

Awe, less funny

10:24 AM

Paulina

I watched an incest porn with daughter and father and I don't know why but it was the hottest thing

10:25 AM

Zimm

I think I know what you're talking about

10:26 AM

Paulina

Lol she told him

10:27 AM

Paulina

She was pregnant and he stopped and looked really concerned and it ended there

10:27 AM

Zimm

Lol! Nope different

10:28 AM

Paulina

I told Bicky about your fingers that smelled like

10:29 AM

Paulina

Dry vagina and the other like steak

10:29 AM

Paulina

She was confused, laughed then probably forgot about it

10:30 AM

Zimm

Oh that's, informative

10:31 AM

Paulina

Dude go to sleep. Have a goodnight

10:31 AM

Zimm

But I like texting at your pretty face

10:32 AM

Paulina

D'aww. You're a tired boy tho. Need to beauty sleep

10:38 AM

Bryan

Are we all hanging for a lil after school today? :0

4:26 PM

Bryan

I love hanging with you guys

4:26 PM

Paulina

I can for a bit, I got work at 4:30

4:28 PM

Bryan

Oh my gosh... :0 Paul that's amazing haha

4:36 PM

Paulina

I'm too mexican.

4:37 PM

Bryan

True true :) don't ever leave or else I will have to hunt you down and fart on you haha jkjk

4:59 PM

Paulina

You already do ☺️👍

5:02 PM

Paulina

I think the teacher's burst of exasperated disbelief on how they planned a trip to Nassau and got plane tickets was pretty funny

8:21 AM

Zimm

Yeah lol. It's a staple in reddit literature

8:22 AM

Paulina

I lub reddit sometimes.

8:24 AM

Paulina

Sometimes.

8:25 AM

Zimm

Why not all the time, reddit is love, reddit is life

8:26 AM

Paulina

Because reddit is also full of dumb shits. The down vote is a strong indicator

8:30 AM

Zimm

If that's the case, Facebook is full of intellectuals and scholars

8:35 AM

Paulina

There's always the block button

8:39 AM

Zimm

That's a hard cast for down voting lol

8:39 AM

Paulina

It's a good feeling when someone blocks you, unblocks you, then you block them. I'm petty but I'm here to win.

8:40 AM

Zimm

No survivors,

8:42 AM

Paulina

Lol aw you so tute

4:40 PM

Zimm

I'm SMOULDERING. Whatever, you don't get it lol

4:51 PM

Bryan

She needs to be careful though, I told her that I worry but she is an adult so yeah

9:59 PM

Paulina

I'll tell her to text me every couple of hours or so. I hope she stays in public

10:04 PM

Bryan

Yeah me to, she is a smart girl, I bet she will be fine, but you to girl, I would have gone with ya, I will be your body guard haha XD but yeah, tonight should be so fun, I am going to bring stuff as well, some fun stuff :D

10:06 PM

Paulina

Oh! Vicky and I were thinking maybe giving money to kev so we could pitch in

10:07 PM

Bryan

U sure? I still have stuff of both kinds, but sure if you guys want lol :) I'm going to bring a speaker and some lights and I might bring my helium thing idk yet, but we still have a lot of alcohol left :D

10:09 PM

Paulina

Ah okay! When we group up we can figure it out better too

10:10 PM

Bryan

True true, we shall play it by ear, im just glad I have friends like you guys, I feel better and im not as sad as I used to be, but I'm almost feel complete :) but I might not make fart noises tonight :/

10:11 PM

Bryan

Yeah... :/ hey we can do it to each other, we will just do it in secret XD

10:13 PM

Bryan

Haha oh yeah!!! If some Leak out then oh well, farts and bathroom jokes are the best!

10:14 PM

Paulina

There ya go.

10:14 PM

Bryan

Paul!!!!

10:16 PM

Paulina

WHAT

10:17 PM

Bryan

Hehe hi! :)

10:18 PM

Bryan

Lol I'm a goof sorry :0

10:18 PM

Bryan

Wait not sorry not sorry :0

10:18 PM

Paulina

Me too, she's a bit late but she's good

10:19 PM

Bryan

Yeah she is late -_- what a big huge fart

10:21 PM

Paulina

That's who she is! Not punctual lol

10:21 PM

Bryan

Paul you are a fart to, but a fart that makes you look at each other and then just laugh!!! Vicks fart is tiny and quiet, then when you smell it, it's crazy haha xD

10:24 PM

Paulina

XD what???

10:38 PM

Bryan

Hehe I'm being so weird lol XD Paul can I tell you something? Don't get worried and it's a secret

11:09 PM

Paulina

Is your secret you fart too much and too loud and proud?

11:10 PM

Bryan

Omg... are you kidding me? I literally was about to say that no joke :0

11:10 PM

Paulina

I'm perplex

6:24 AM

Zimm

Cuz you call me papi, and say you have daddy issues, but always bring up how it's weird when call me papi. Like, your understand why it's weird, but still do it anyways.

6:25 AM

Zimm

I'm not complaining, just saying my reasoning

6:26 AM

Paulina

Lol! I have a weird sense of humor. I honestly don't have daddy issues I just like joking about it

6:28 AM

Zimm

Well that's good to know, not I can be comfortable joking about it too

6:29 AM

Zimm

Now I can **

6:29 AM

Paulina

I guess I like the taboo of it. And I've always really liked older men.

6:29 AM

Zimm

Then keep calling me papi, I dont care lol.

6:30 AM

Paulina

I thought you cared!

6:30 AM

Paulina

I only do it now to bug you!

6:31 AM

Zimm

I cared because I actually liked it, but I wanted you to stop because I thought it weirded you out

6:33 AM

Paulina

Nah I thought it weirded you out lol

6:35 AM

Paulina

There we go. Papi back onboard

6:37 AM

Zimm

Awe yeah

6:37 AM

Paulina

Says what??

3:08 AM

Paulina

You funny?

3:09 AM

Bryan

Haha paul you need to do that again :0

3:17 AM

Bryan

I love and accept your farts haha

3:18 AM

Bryan

They have to be loud though haha XD

3:18 AM

Bryan

My grandma ha

3:25 AM

Zimm

Yeah just really cold lol

6:02 AM

Paulina

Looked like you were bawlin

6:02 AM

Zimm

Na, I was ballin

6:04 AM

Paulina

Ballin wads of tissue over yo existential issue, wonderin if anyone GON push you.

6:05 AM

Zimm

I'm too cold to care so that is

6:07 AM

Zimm

I get to go home to a space heater <3

6:20 AM

Bryan

Lol Paul you need to fart and sleep fart

11:03 AM

Paulina

I can't really sleep. I'm glad you're having fun tho lol

11:03 AM

Bryan

Lol at three in the morning XD too many farts

11:05 AM

Paulina

Nah girl ima lay off of that for a bit

11:05 AM

Bryan

Mkay, that's about the same time as my class, yeah I would mind seeing ya :)

6:25 AM

Paulina

Yeah! Less do it. I'll bring my work clothes too

6:25 AM

Bryan

I know i say this a lot and I'm a wussy of a guy, but I'm really glad I know you and your in my life, paul is pretty dang awesome haha, and then I guess vick is cool or something ha XD

6:30 AM

Paulina

You're awesome too. I have more soulmates in my life! I really wouldn't mind living with yall. That's how much I like you guys :)

6:33 AM

Bryan

Aw that's sweet :) and me either, I feel like we have known each other longer than we have, don't ever change you paul, I like the way you are ha!

6:34 AM

Bryan

I hope you do good on it!!! :) paul talk to me tomorrow, imma let you go study, im sleepy and coughing like an old wrinkly butthole, night paul sweet dreams!!!!!

6:41 AM

Paulina

GNIGHT OLD WRINKLY BUTTHOLE! Sweet dreams ☺️😘

6:42 AM

Bryan

Lovs!!! 💙💜👌😄

6:43 AM

Paulina

Oh! I remember now, one thing that I would change slightly is how you finger, I'll teach you.

8:44 AM

Zimm

There you go, teach me how to make you feel better

8:45 AM

Paulina

You have any feedback for me?

8:46 AM

Zimm

I..I really dont know. You're pretty damn fantastic. Maybe the way you give head could be, or at least I should know how much xontrol I can have during it. Idk tho lol

8:51 AM

Paulina

Awe, okay. That's pretty valid

8:51 AM

Zimm

Besides that, my only concern is how deep I can go with you.

8:53 AM

Paulina

There are definitely certain angles where the pressure is too high but also others where the deeper the better.

8:55 AM

Zimm

Like with the pillow under you?

8:57 AM

Paulina

Nah, missionary and me on top im pretty sure you're all the way in.

9:02 AM

Zimm

And even then I can still go further

9:03 AM

Paulina

Further than all the way in?

9:03 AM

Zimm

Well I can push further than that. It's weird, but most times it's received positively

9:06 AM

Paulina

Sure. I don't know how to respond to that lol

9:07 AM

Zimm

It's weird, but it's unique. Along with flexing my duck while Fucking you lol

9:08 AM

Paulina

Yay for Kegals! I flex my Kegals too.

9:15 AM

Zimm

Makes it all the more fun lol

3:18 PM

Paulina[photo]4:41 PM

Zimm

Oh my gawd. Why do you do you torture me with these amazing photos.

4:56 PM

Paulina

Cuz I like your pain

4:56 PM

Zimm

I guess that's fair, you like the pain I give you as well lol

5:36 PM

Paulina

Fair's fair lol

5:44 PM

Zimm

But what do I get out of it? Oh right, butt/boob pics and amazing sex.

5:59 PM

Zimm

And finish my shirt!

12:00 AM

Paulina

Yass. That too.

12:00 AM

Zimm

So...when does the wedding end?

12:00 AM

Paulina

Probably not until 9 or 10

12:01 AM

Zimm

Do you have anything to do Sunday?

12:40 AM

Paulina

Not really

3:41 AM

Paulina

VERYTHINGS A SHIT TON FUNNIER RIGHT MEOW. This is better than weed

8:49 AM

Zimm

That's why caffeine is addictive lol

8:49 AM

Paulina

I don't want to do this again for ahwile though. Or until I can literally run around. I want TO RUN SAH BAD

8:51 AM

Zimm

Do it. Take laps

8:51 AM

Paulina

I'm pretty sure I would hit you if you were here. I'll fuckin start something I don't fuckin care

8:52 AM

Zimm

I'll just fuck you really hard

8:52 AM

Paulina

You're mouth is so big I i want to put myself in it. Live in there maybe. Built a house up on it, that's an ass-state.

8:53 AM

Paulina

I'll fuck anything on your body. I'll try not to bite your dick off but I am known as a biter.

8:53 AM

Zimm

Yes, yes I know this

8:54 AM

Paulina

Oh, I don't think I've told you or let you know this but I love cum on my boobies and butt, and watching guys masturbate, especially in front of me

9:18 AM

Zimm

I..I can totally do that for you.

9:19 AM

Paulina

Wait so what

9:28 AM

Zimm

Saturday night after your wedding

9:29 AM

Paulina

Dang, I wasn't even done yet XP

10:00 AM

Paulina[photo]10:01 AM

Paulina

I've been on my mom's bad side for years. Eons, even.

11:00 PM

Zimm

So I'm automatically on her bad side lol

11:02 PM

Paulina

She generally likes other people. Just not me

11:04 PM

Zimm

That's unfortunate, but your dad likes you right

11:48 PM

Paulina

I'm just joshin, we're usually on good terms, both of my parents and I. I've just never really heard them "I love you". I use to be really weird about saying that to people n junk.

11:57 PM

Zimm

Yeah, same here actually. Our family just knew, didn't really say it

11:59 PM

Paulina

Most of my friends growing up were white and I thought it was so weird how they said it all the time.

12:00 AM

Zimm

Lol really, same here. Those other people are weird

12:01 AM

Paulina

I guess. It looked nice from time to time.

12:01 AM

Zimm

Saying I love you?

12:03 AM

Paulina

Yeh.

12:04 AM

Zimm

It did, but I'm never the one to say it first

12:06 AM

Paulina

I'm pretty sure I've never heard my mom say it directed towards me. Lol mommy issues.

12:08 AM

Zimm

Parental issues! More for me to play with

12:09 AM

Paulina

Lol that's fucked up in all the best ways.

12:10 AM

Zimm

I'll discipline you so good

12:12 AM

Paulina

Lawdy lawd

12:17 AM

Zimm

Holy fuck it's windy

12:18 AM

Paulina

I hope the power goes out here. Leave early.

12:19 AM

Zimm

Lol, that's really what you're hoping for?

12:20 AM

Paulina

Yeah. I'm just kinda meh today and would rather be home and quiet for awhile.

12:24 AM

Zimm

So once you get home I should just let you delve into yourself and be a hermit for a while?

12:32 AM

Paulina

Maybe. I might just pass out forever.

3:34 AM

Zimm

Dammit. I don't want that

3:35 AM

Paulina

You not into corpses?

3:36 AM

Paulina

Literally. In corpses.

3:36 AM

Paulina

Huah. Ha.

3:36 AM

Zimm

HA, I like my partners to fight back

3:36 AM

Paulina

Lol, that's quite the rapey statement

3:37 AM

Zimm

DID I STUTTER

3:38 AM

Paulina

Omg. That made me exhale loudly.

3:40 AM

Zimm

Corpse rape is way less fun

3:41 AM

Paulina

Samosa's are funner than corpse rape

3:41 AM

Zimm

What the fuck

3:42 AM

Paulina

Cute asian man in break room

3:42 AM

Zimm

Mmmmk lol

3:43 AM

Paulina

Yes. Saturday.

8:49 AM

Zimm

You have anything special in mind? Oh just super excited for the lip syncing? Lol

8:56 AM

Paulina

I'm mega horny

9:26 AM

Zimm

A strip tease will be in order.

9:28 AM

Paulina

My pandora will be blastin.

9:32 AM

Paulina

GIRL. WILL YOU QUIT RUININ SURPRISES.

9:36 AM

Zimm

I'm sorry, I'm really horny too, I wanna cum inside you so bad

9:38 AM

Paulina

Sah bayud

9:39 AM

Zimm

Buh sah gewd

9:40 AM

Paulina

Nigga got that right

9:40 AM

Zimm

However you did that behind pussy shot, it was so Fucking hot, oh my gawd. I loved it so much

9:42 AM

Paulina

Camera timer! And I am a savvy one. Mmm.

9:43 AM

Zimm

I want more like that, that's something I would search for to jack off to. That's my favorite nudie of all time.

9:44 AM

Paulina

OF ALL TIME. Maybe I'll do more of those in spontaneous places,ooooh.

9:46 AM