2014-12-23

Paulina

Oh, almost forgot, I had sex with someone it was safe, yadda yadda

4:58 AM

Zimm

Lol, thanks for keeping up with that.

4:58 AM

Paulina

You're welcome

5:01 AM

Zimm

How you doing?

5:04 AM

Paulina

A lot better now that I'm at work, strangely enough. You?

5:04 AM

Zimm

Been taking melatonin pills cuz I've fucked up my sleep cycle too much, and one of my presents is too small, so I gotta find time to exchange it. Trouble at home? Your Facebook posts are pretty melodramatic lol

5:07 AM

Paulina

I dunno. I'm pretty sure I'm manically depressed so I'm not sure but I'm pulling through. As long as I am a function in person I don't want to go get help.

5:18 AM

Zimm

Well, I'd like to think I can distract you from that for a while at a time. I'm pretty low myself, fucked up mentality high five? Lol

5:21 AM

Paulina

Yeah, I've come to terms I use people as distractions. But that's kind of what life's all about, ya know? And yes, high five.

6:01 AM

Zimm

I was half joking about distracting you. But if you wanna talk, I know this isn't part of our deal, I'd be willing to help.

6:03 AM

Paulina

It's just weird, I've felt like this for about 2 years and I finally mustered up the courage to tell Bridget, and she's been my best friend for a decade now. This month has been the worst by far. Shake it off lol

6:06 AM

Zimm

So since it took you this long to tell her, why tell me? I'm appreciative that you let me in, I'm just curious..

6:08 AM

Paulina

Sometimes it's easier to tell strangers about your problems just because they're estranged

6:13 AM

Zimm

True! I guess I'm less involved in your life than most of the people you talk to.

6:14 AM

Paulina

Plus how would you tell, honestly

6:47 AM

Paulina

*who

6:47 AM

Zimm

My my little pony diary

6:49 AM

Paulina

I would puke on you if I ever found that

7:18 AM

Zimm

DON'T JUDGE ME, IT'S HARD TO ADMIT I LOVE THOSE COLORFUL BASTARDS

7:18 AM

Zimm

If it ever got this point for real, shoot me, and then resurrect me, only to shove the diary down my throat and watch me choke to death.

7:19 AM

Paulina

... Do you really

7:19 AM

Paulina

Done and done.

7:19 AM

Zimm

I'm sorta upset now you actually believed me for a second lol

7:20 AM

Paulina

But Jesus. We almost had a threesome with kevin and I just realized this and I'm just in awe at how easy it is to think that about Kevin. I don't understand his allure nor I ever will

7:20 AM

Zimm

You and bicky?

7:21 AM

Zimm

Lol, you just said you would never think about him that way.

7:21 AM

Zimm

Damn girl, you silly

7:21 AM

Paulina

THATS WHY I DONT UNDERSTAND. she suggested it and I made an EW face but if he had come upstairs it would have happened.

7:23 AM

Zimm

Lol, you're so funny. Maybe he's really good in bed

7:23 AM

Paulina

It might just be the idea of "well if I didn't like it, no ones going to care and we can all laugh about it afterwards"

7:24 AM

Zimm

True, but still. You were about to fuck kevin

7:26 AM

Paulina

Don't say it like that, that makes me question my motives in life.

7:27 AM

Zimm

Lol, how should I say it. Were you drunk or something?

7:28 AM

Paulina

Nah at that point I was pretty sober.

7:29 AM

Zimm

You're not making a good case for yourself

7:30 AM

Paulina

I doubt I would regret it too. I did a lot of things that night I don't regret. If anything I made good stories.

7:30 AM

Zimm

Can I know these things?

7:32 AM

Paulina

Maybe one day, little one.

7:32 AM

Paulina

Whore

7:33 AM

Paulina

I wish. I have yet to get shit faced.

7:36 AM

Zimm

That is unfortunate, everyone has to eventually

7:37 AM

Paulina

Eventually.

7:40 AM

Zimm

It'll happen. You just gotta not give a fuck, or have an instigator

7:40 AM

Paulina

I just need the alcohol lol. I was getting really tipsy the second night but they couldn't find any liquor store open and didn't bother to go get beer or wine at a grocery store so we were all kinda sober after a while

7:41 AM

Zimm

That sucks. I'll get us tequila as some point, and play a real drinking game

7:42 AM

Paulina

Or just drink and watch YouTube videos and dance like monkeys

7:43 AM

Zimm

That works too

7:44 AM

Zimm

Yup, still stand by my statement

8:00 AM

Dr. D

O my gatos i better be invited dibs on the toilet eggnog

4:56 AM

Paulina

I'll give you the money idgaf stuffs delish

5:53 AM

Zimm

And we can get trashed

5:54 AM

Paulina

It would be my honour

5:57 AM

Zimm

And not, drunk or tipsy. Like, black out

5:59 AM

Paulina

Better get lotsa alcohol to liquor thiz bitch up

6:08 AM

Zimm

You got it bish

6:10 AM

Paulina

Ya bish (ya bish)

6:10 AM

Zimm

You doing any better tonight

6:12 AM

Paulina

My moms been crying for about half an hour because of her gifts. I think I'm doing pretty well. That and I have some moscato winnnnnne.

6:15 AM

Zimm

That's gotta be a good feeling

6:16 AM

Zimm

Both reasons lol

6:16 AM

Paulina

Reaal good.

6:20 AM

Zimm

If only I could join you

6:21 AM

Paulina

I'm actually not tipsy at all. I'm just being a dork

6:23 AM

Zimm

I don't care if you're tipsy, just human interaction would be great

6:25 AM

Paulina

ARE YOU OKAY? Do you need resources? WHO STRUCK YOU

6:26 AM

Paulina

Omg you made it sad.

6:26 AM

Zimm

Na, just a little meh. But I feel like I'd kill your buzz, so never mind lol

6:27 AM

Paulina

OR IDE GET YOU MOTHERFUCKIN PUMPED

6:28 AM

Paulina

I'm at my high right now. Nothing except for traumatic events can get me down right now. I'll send you some mojooooo

6:29 AM

Dr. D

Merry CHRISTMAS

8:06 AM

Paulina

MERRY CHRISTMAS! I miss you guys!

8:08 AM

Dr. D

I'll send pics tomorrow!!!! (Mostly of my rabbit wearing ugly Christmas sweaters) I kidd none of them fit her...

8:14 AM

Paulina

XD you are a silly wabbit

8:30 AM

Dr. D

I like tamales

12:33 AM

Paulina

Nsfw inc or whatever

9:09 PM

Zimm

I didn't screen shot nothing. That's snapchat bugging out

9:10 PM

Paulina

I twy

9:25 PM

Zimm

You do have great boobs though, just gotta restate that fact

9:48 PM

Paulina

Vick held my boobs and she was just about flabbergasted. Feels good man

9:54 PM

Zimm

I don't lie girly.

10:02 PM

Paulina

Eughghhsh. Don't call me girly.

10:04 PM

Zimm

You got it! No girly for paulina

10:14 PM

Paulina

Thankies

10:15 PM

Zimm

I'm so glad it's a slow day

10:15 PM

Paulina

Here's to hopin its a slow day for me as well

10:16 PM

Zimm

Oh shit, working friday night must suck lol

10:32 PM

Paulina

Sucks lotsa balls.

10:34 PM

Zimm

What about schwetty balls?

10:50 PM

Paulina

Those are DELISH.

10:50 PM

Zimm

Hey! So I had sex with someone last night. Clean, safe, and whatnot.

10:11 PM

Paulina

Cool, cool

10:17 PM

Bryan

You to? :0

11:51 PM

Paulina

Yeah. Ugh. It's so stupid. I was having a good day until that.

11:52 PM

Paulina

I'm just angry.

11:52 PM

Bryan

Me to... I just feel really upset now, I was having a fine day as well...

11:52 PM

Paulina

What the fuck ever, I'll be out of the house anyways. You should too. I can't stand to be there somwtimes.

11:53 PM

Bryan

Me as well!!! I just wanna go... I feel like a failure and shit... they always talk about what I do wrong and what I don't do enough of always me... and my faults...why am I such a nothing...

11:55 PM

Paulina

You aren't they're just fuckin hard on you. We all know that. My parents just have really awful expectations of me and make me feel like I'm some sort of prostitute for wanting a social life. I'm tired of this bullshit.

11:56 PM

Bryan

Paul you aren't a prostitute :( you are such a smart and pretty and best est est friend ever! And they are hard on me, and brb paul we are having another talk... :'( I'm gonna fuckin cut

11:58 PM

Paulina

Don't you dare fuckin cut.

11:58 PM

Zimm

IT'S GLITCHING OUT ON ME

2:34 AM

Zimm

WHEN I WANT TO, IT REFUSES, THEN BLAMES ME FOR DOING IT WHEN I DON'T

2:34 AM

Paulina

HOLEY SHIT BATMANNN

2:34 AM

Zimm

Like, I want your boobs eternalized in my phone by SCing it, but NOOOOOOO, it decides to GO TO HOME PAGE and the snap timer runs out. Thanks phone, I actually didn't want to jerk off to dat rack/ass, instead I wanted to beat it to my background.

2:37 AM

Paulina

Lol. My heart beat geezus. I can feel my heart beating.

2:39 AM

Paulina

It's building not mine crafting, you dunce.

5:29 AM

Zimm

I don't minecraft. So get off my back about it, nerd

5:30 AM

Paulina

GET OUTTA MY FACE, NOOB TURD

5:30 AM

Zimm

LAY OFF MY DICK, WHALE CUM

5:31 AM

Paulina

HOP OFF, OR CHOP OFF

5:32 AM

Zimm

STICK IT UP YOUR ASS, FJORD LICKER

5:34 AM

Paulina

Happy birthday to Karina!!!

3:50 AM

Dr. D

I'll tell her

3:51 AM

Dr. D

My mom made me hug her

3:51 AM

Paulina

Kiss her for me!

3:51 AM

Dr. D

I don't know when was the last time she showered

3:55 AM

Paulina

Doesn't matter es her birthday! Can't judge on her birthday

3:55 AM

Dr. D

Excuse you you're not the one kissing her

3:56 AM

Paulina

I'll kiss her in spirit.

3:57 AM

Dr. D

Thank you

4:14 AM

Paulina

What'd I say

5:54 AM

Zimm

No dignity.

5:57 AM

Paulina

Got it

5:58 AM

Zimm

No diggity...

6:01 AM

Paulina

Chet fakers version is superior to all

6:01 AM

Zimm

Probably haven't heard of it

6:01 AM

Paulina

... You just said no diggity.

6:02 AM

Zimm

It's a small glimpse into my memory, I know the song, not the artist

6:03 AM

Zimm

I'm an uncluttered white boy

6:07 AM

Paulina

Me too

6:08 AM

Zimm

Uncultured.....fuck me

6:16 AM

Paulina

Too much clutter. Not even space.

6:16 AM

Zimm

Very...very true

6:25 AM

Zimm

It's amazing I'm able to keep track of everything...

6:26 AM

Zimm

Not everything...That's a lie

6:26 AM

Paulina

Big lie

6:28 AM

Zimm

Thanks for calling me out on something I already admitted,

6:32 AM

Paulina

I know it's your way of having fun and I don't wanna be a downer but too many sometimes. I'm not saying stop because you're hilarious as shit sometimes but I don't have a response for some sometimes

9:00 AM

Vic

I just get really paranoid about that stuff

9:04 AM

Vic

It's probably zits just in the boarder of my mouth

9:05 AM

Vic

I just want them to go AWAYYYY

9:05 AM

Paulina

I keep getting chin zits. Fuckin acne.

9:07 AM

Paulina

We'll pray it away. If we belieb hard enough, God will send them away.

9:07 AM

Vic

Right? I love words and defs. This book is pretty cool. Mom used it to teach me about stuff when I was little, I thought all of it was Hella nasty at that age though haha

9:48 AM

Paulina

XD I hope you had fun. I'm heading to bed. Gnight and sweet dreams,little one. Take good care.

9:56 AM

Vic

Haha. Thank you, goodnight bebe. Much love!

9:57 AM

Paulina

I showed all yall the video last time we hung out

8:10 AM

Vic

Really? I'll have to re see it

8:11 AM

Vic

. I don't remember

8:11 AM

Paulina

Sah good. Maybe you remembered it subliminally

8:13 AM

Vic

How's your day been?

8:15 AM

Paulina

Really good, went out for a walk and got really good din din with bridget. It's been really relaxing. Yours?

8:18 AM

Vic

That's good. Sounds nice. :) it's been alright, I ended up hanging out with bry and kev, we walked down to the train tracks, walked on the bridge, had a too close for comfort encounter with a train, we Ened up walking across the bridge, I got pretty scared

8:21 AM

Paulina

You guys gotta be more careful, I saw the snaps :/

8:22 AM

Vic

Yeahhh we do. I said I didn't wanna go all the way across till I knew a train had passed, then when we walked back we heard the train Blair and ran the rest of the way back

8:23 AM

Paulina

Shit guys :/

8:24 AM

Vic

I'm sorry, that probably worries you :/

8:25 AM

Paulina

I don't mind adventure, it's just that's really scary, I didn't even know you guys were out.

8:28 AM

Paulina

Which one?

8:47 AM

Vic

I'm gonna frogged do it shaggy

9:21 AM

Paulina

XD "frogged"

9:39 AM

Vic

Are you busy?

9:39 AM

Paulina

Ima bouts to go to bed. Are you gonna be up around 8 tomorrow?

9:40 AM

Vic

Ah, I just wanted to chit chat for a few but I get that you're tired. I wanted to talk about some stuff. 8 am?

9:43 AM

Vic

Hm maybe, call me anyway haha

9:47 AM

Paulina

Otay!

9:59 AM

Vic

Sleep tight bebe! I love you!

10:00 AM

Paulina

Goodnight! Love you too!

10:00 AM

Paulina

I don't know

4:30 AM

Zimm

You're hot

4:33 AM

Paulina

You're drunk

4:54 AM

Zimm

That's conditional. You being hot isn't.

4:57 AM

Paulina

Then you're horny lol

5:23 AM

Zimm

Also conditional

5:23 AM

Zimm

Still hot

5:23 AM

Paulina

Lol you cute too

7:23 AM

Paulina

Copycat

3:36 PM

Zimm

Flithy animal

3:44 PM

Paulina

*dies internally*

3:45 PM

Zimm

Lol, how was your new years

3:46 PM

Paulina

Good. I spent it with the people I love and ff7. Yours?

3:47 PM

Zimm

Dinner and beer with dad, then passed out at 9 lol

3:48 PM

Paulina

So you missed it lol. At least you were with your papí

3:49 PM

Zimm

I did! I felt so ashamed. But I think my four day birthday bash made up for it lol

3:50 PM

Paulina

Heeeell yeah

3:50 PM

Zimm

Not this weekend, but the next, we should hang and you should have a late celebration with me

3:55 PM

Paulina

I think I can do that

3:56 PM

Zimm

I think that's perfect time for your outfit lol

4:15 PM

Paulina

We'll see.

4:15 PM

Zimm

We also have cards against humanity, and I can get alcohol any time.

4:17 PM

Paulina

NOW IM EXCITED AND HOPE I CAN GO

4:18 PM

Zimm

Should I add more things to entice you further lol

4:19 PM

Paulina

Did you not see the caps?

4:20 PM

Paulina

Fuck, I don't want to be awake this early.

4:20 PM

Zimm

Doesn't answer my quarrying

4:20 PM

Zimm

Question

4:20 PM

Paulina

The baby is flipping the fuck out. Megean is an awesome parent but that child needs to be hit.

4:21 PM

Zimm

Lol, violence is always the answer

4:27 PM

Paulina

You don't understand. They're beyond spoiled and aren't use to being told no. Not from Megean but from both sets of grand parents.

4:28 PM

Zimm

That's what grandparents do tho lol

4:31 PM

Zimm

Yeah, a good smack should do the trick tho

4:32 PM

Zimm

Right upside the head, and timeout should be used extensively

4:34 PM

Paulina

Grandparents spoil, but what they shouldn't do is procure awful, screaming tantrums that last for hours over a toy.

4:35 PM

Paulina

I'm getting too heated for this early in the morning, gnight

4:35 PM

Zimm

Well shit that sucks. Sleep tight

4:41 PM

Paulina

... Ok, I thought I was dreaming, sorry for that snap

6:50 PM

Zimm

Lol, I thought it was dint

7:35 PM

Paulina

I told bridgwt about it and she was like "that's dangerous..."

7:38 PM

Zimm

Sleep snapchatting?

8:47 PM

Paulina

Yes.

8:52 PM

Zimm

It's worse than drunk texting

8:58 PM

Paulina

It's worse than devil Hitler.

8:59 PM

Zimm

Devil Hitler with....A STRAP ON

9:01 PM

Paulina

Strap on with rhinestones on it

9:03 PM

Zimm

Dick shaped rhinestones, sticking straight up.

9:06 PM

Zimm

And, hitler is on his period, using the blood as lube

9:06 PM

Paulina

Lol what's up with you and blood as lube?

9:15 PM

Paulina

I mean, it arouses me to no extent

9:15 PM

Zimm

It's a primal urge....plus the first time we fucked, it was all over

9:17 PM

Paulina

Oh yeah! I forgot about my bloody days. I've been living so easy.

9:17 PM

Zimm

Hahaha, your bloody days. Sounds like a history lesson

9:19 PM

Paulina

I bled for a solid 8 months, nigga. That deserves a title

9:21 PM

Zimm

And an index

9:51 PM

Paulina

And a crown

9:53 PM

Zimm

And a strap on

10:07 PM

Paulina

You like peggin, boy?

10:09 PM

Zimm

Just bringing it round circle

10:31 PM

Zimm

Oh, and HAWT

10:32 PM

Paulina

She's my pretty red lady :)

10:34 PM

Zimm

You guys doing a shoot?

10:36 PM

Paulina

Yeah for a little bit, it's for a family friend. But I needed to leave early :/

10:36 PM

Zimm

Cuz work yeah?

10:37 PM

Paulina

Yeh

10:38 PM

Zimm

Dat blows much

10:44 PM

Paulina

Yeah, they were busting out the pretty dresses when I had to leave

10:45 PM

Zimm

Awe Fuck you love pretty things

10:48 PM

Paulina

Too much. I love pretty things too much

10:48 PM

Zimm

Gotta make them gains tho

10:49 PM

Paulina

Plus I'm working with my faves

10:51 PM

Zimm

Not that one slow bitch?

10:57 PM

Paulina

Nope. Kim n Sherry 😘💕😍

10:58 PM

Paulina

Sherry made me a whiskey bread cake. Better than rum cake

10:58 PM