2015-09-19

Dr. D

I always wanted a dog... and cats

1:04 AM

Paulina

I'm allergic to cats but I always wanted a dog

1:05 AM

Dr. D

We should grow a puppy farm

1:06 AM

Paulina

I can help you with your puppy farm but I want a lasagna barn.

1:07 AM

Dr. D

People can come and pet the lasagna

1:10 AM

Paulina

You're a perfect business partner

1:15 AM

Dr. D

And I love him

2:59 AM

Dr. D

Yea and now I can use a toilet knowing that my but checks arn't touching a seat that has been touched by other cheeks

12:42 AM

Paulina

Sitting on toilet seats other cheeks have touched is like butt cheeks smooching each other. It's too intimate for me.

12:43 AM

Paulina

It was good. In glad to be home. Tomorrow I start school n work

6:30 PM

Paulina

No hours again?

1:02 AM

Vic

Yeah. I'm not fired but he basically said he has no hours for me and he dosen't want me not working. He said he would help me with a recommendation

1:03 AM

Vic

I just feel kinda shitty right now

1:03 AM

Paulina

Dang, yeah that stinks. That's really nice of him to give you a recommendation though

1:04 AM

Vic

It is, and I told him thanks for letting me know what's up. I kinda feel like crying, it's dumb. Not about the job so much but I'm really really going to miss working with those kids

1:05 AM

Vic

I have wanted a new job though, but it still dosen't feel good

1:05 AM

Paulina

I'm sorry. It's not dumb that you feel like crying, that's perfectly normal.

1:07 AM

Paulina

If you ever need help with resumes or maybe job hunting I can help.

1:08 AM

Vic

Yeah.. I think I just kinda feel disappointed, I feel like this is the same shit at the last job. I'm not needed. I felt this comming too, I just had a bad feeling.

1:11 AM

Vic

Thanks Paul, I really appreciate it.

1:12 AM

Paulina

Gotta find a prom date soooon~😉

4:18 AM

Paulina

You can always take meeeee~😋

4:18 AM

Paulina

I only know the chicken dance.

4:19 AM

Paulina

Thanks fam. I appreciate your encouragement mylife

4:41 AM

Paulina

I know how you feel. It's the glasses wearing club struggle

6:45 PM

Paulina

Sah preshuss

4:02 AM

Paulina

Grahm my man

9:21 PM

Paulina

He's a dude I'd love to kick back and just talk about shit. You can have his dick if you want.

10:50 PM

Paulina

He says "thank you 😉"

12:27 AM

Zimm

Does he even know who I am lol

12:28 AM

Paulina

He only knows the PG version of our relationship.

12:32 AM

Zimm

Hahahahahah.... yeah that'd be nice to keep it that way lol

12:53 AM

Paulina

I mean the boys only 11. Nigga needs to stay needy & naive at least for my sake.

12:59 AM

Zimm

Haaha, you need to fulfill your maternal needs as much as possible

1:02 AM

Paulina

My biological clock is ticking!

1:08 AM

Zimm

Well you are Hispanic, you should have at least two little tacos running around

1:09 AM

Paulina

Yes, Lupito and Pepe are doing great, thank you for asking.

1:12 AM

Zimm

Hey, I like to keep up with my favorite Hispanic wild one

1:13 AM

Paulina

My wild days are still going. When I made the boys dinner I used lime zest instead of lemon 😏

1:14 AM

Zimm

See, the nineties are alive and well, you can't let your rapidly encroaching years get in the way of the fun.

1:16 AM

Paulina

I'm always hip with it. I almost didn't buy those 5 balls of yarn to crotchet toilet cozies but I thought "to heck with it, yolo"

1:20 AM

Zimm

I'm eating biscuits with gravy right now, and staying up past 7!

1:29 AM

Paulina

My body is always ready for biscuits and gravy

1:51 AM

Dr. D

Lucky. .. all I eat are beans and nopales from my grandma

1:52 AM

Zimm

I lied, it's time to take a nap so I can be awake for the new magic set prerelease at mid night

1:53 AM

Paulina

I like retried beans at Mexican weddings

1:54 AM

Paulina

Ooh excite

1:54 AM

Paulina

I still am ignorant on the magics with meetings

1:54 AM

Zimm

I can teach you some time

1:56 AM

Paulina

Just don't expect anything from me

1:57 AM

Zimm

It took me 6 months to actually be decent at the game. You'll be fine lol

2:14 AM

Paulina

I'll depend wholly on luck and the visibility of my cleavage.

2:19 AM

Zimm

Hey that totally works, there was a girl at a GP that wore no bra, looooow cut shirt, and leaned in all the time to "observe the board"... she won the first 3 rounds. Then she got to the competent players and to rocked... lol

2:56 AM

Paulina

Atta girl, Game strategy anti-fem mode activated.

2:57 AM

Zimm

Lol. Her opponents would just be like... " mhmm, sure, sounds good. Uhhhh..." whenever she did anything. It was so cute.

3:00 AM

Paulina

Her opponents or her boobs?

3:01 AM

Zimm

Being cute? Her opponents, they didn't know how to human. I didn't see her boobs though, so idk if they were cute as well.

3:05 AM

Paulina

Thinking about it now it is always amusing to see people stumble through a conversation

3:28 AM

Zimm

Hahaha, yeah well your boobs are very nice to look at and forget how to breathe lol

3:55 AM

Paulina

Yeah, they don't respirate usually

3:56 AM

Zimm

They as in your tits? I was talking about my own experience lol

4:04 AM

Paulina

Your grammar in your second to last message complies to my response

4:47 AM

Zimm

Hmmmmm. Not following. But okay lol

5:02 AM

Zimm

I was assuming your boobs, but that wasn't the intended subject of my message.

5:03 AM

Dr. D

Come over... we have fried beans everyday... I have never heard my grandma say we're out of beans

5:24 AM

Paulina

Same here. "Tengo hambre"

5:42 AM

Paulina

"Ay frijoles" forever. Always.

5:43 AM

Paulina

*lonely

2:01 AM

Paulina

*lonely

2:01 AM

Zimm

Maybe he's both

2:04 AM

Paulina

He looked nice. BUT I AINT JUDGIN NO BOOK COVERS.

2:06 AM

Zimm

Girl if he's cute, don't bitch or and get some digits!

2:08 AM

Zimm

Bitch out*

2:08 AM

Paulina

Oh no's, he looked like he'd make a cool friend. He'd be the weird one that everyone likes but is occasionally weirded out lol

2:11 AM

Zimm

So a male version of you

2:12 AM

Paulina

I feel like I creepy people out more than weird them out. Well, if I like them.

2:14 AM

Zimm

Eh, gotta thin out the weak ones lol

2:21 AM

Paulina

You've got one of the mexicaniest stache's for being a white boy.

7:13 PM

Dr. D

I wish you were my big brother so you can scare the living poop out of me

7:14 PM

Zimm

Thanks, I try. Wait, no I don't, that's why I have it lol

7:16 PM

Paulina

And lotsa wet willies to fulfill your little pikachu shaped heart

7:18 PM

Paulina

I just assumed you were trying the whole multicultural thing

7:18 PM

Zimm

Lol, how would I go about being black

7:23 PM

Paulina

Having a Yeezy shrine

7:23 PM

Zimm

You got me covered on that one.... now that I think about it, you're more multicultural than I am

7:25 PM

Paulina

Yeah, my dicks pretty big

7:26 PM

Zimm

And you pinch pennies like some dirty jew

7:28 PM

Paulina

Frugality equal peace and harmoney

7:32 PM

Zimm

And making sure you get your ass beat when you go to a disney park.

7:39 PM

Paulina

Because I bargain and try to argue my prices?

7:43 PM

Zimm

No cuz Disney was a huge racist and hated jews

7:46 PM

Paulina

Ah yes. Forgot about my man Walt

7:58 PM

Zimm

Niggas acting like they forgot about Walt

8:03 PM

Paulina

Thiz bitch

8:12 PM

Zimm

Who you calling a bitch, bitch?

8:19 PM

Paulina

Who dat?

11:20 PM

Vic

I don't know, some guy dancing down the stairs haha. Hey, when do you get out of math?

11:22 PM