WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2 2016
Vic
PaulinaI dreamt we were at a party and suddenly got moved to this fancy school that you decided to give a tour at. This one lady walked alongside you and was listening to you intently even as you walked into the bathroom she followed. Somehow in there she morphed into you and made you go elsewhere. Turns out she was the devil. As she was giving the rest of the tour I knew it wasn't you, it was the lady disguised as you. You eventually caught up and was like "hey! That's not me!" And I was like "nah girl I knew from the beginning it wasn't."
3:37 PM
Zimm
PaulinaJust got a screen printing job. Woot for us!
7:51 PM
PaulinaI guess I screen print umbrellas now lol
10:22 PM
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 3 2016
Zimm
Zimm[ookay then lol
12:50 AM
ZimmCheers to us! I'll be smoking good shit tonight lol
12:54 AM
PaulinaI'll be eating real food tonight π·
12:55 AM
ZimmWhat was your previous diet?
12:59 AM
PaulinaJunk foods n ramen
1:00 AM
ZimmYeah I'm finally off my strick diet of halloween candy, mainly cuz i ate it all
1:01 AM
ZimmTrust me, doesn't feel great lol
1:11 AM
PaulinaBut it was magnificent while it lasted
1:12 AM
ZimmI guess, sugar crashes like fucking crazy. Was barely on time to orientation cuz i had candy for breakfast and then crashed from the sugar high lol
1:13 AM
Vic
VicSo my Mom pretty much smoked all the weed you gave us lol, she said it was good shit
3:11 AM
PaulinaYeeeeeee I'm happy she liked it
3:13 AM
VicI gotta try it, probably gonna do that this week. How's your night? You got your resume all done?
3:13 AM
PaulinaGood, I got the screen printing job. I have the most Portland job and screenprint umbrellas lol
3:14 AM
VicThat's great to hear! Where's the place at?
3:15 AM
VicLol, that is pretty on point.
3:15 AM
PaulinaIt's on 82nd n killingswoth by gartners meats. There only like one other girl there but she's really tomboyish and really cool
3:24 AM
VicNicee. And that's good, cool coworkers are a must. Is it just temp or is it/can turn into a solid job?
3:31 AM
PaulinaTurn into solid job. I guess screen printing is a trade which is gonna look awesome on my resume here on out. I'm gonna be moving in about 3-4 months, so that's unfortunate I can't keep this job for longer but definitely if I like it seek out other screen printing the east coast. How's your night?
3:34 AM
VicSWEET. Yeah, that'll be great. After this you could forsure get one on the east coast. Yeah that is a bit unfortunate, but it's still great that you got it!
3:38 AM
Paulina[photo]3:39 AM
VicIt's good, covered for my coworker so I got some extra hours and did a solid for him, took care of my books, have to call the office about waiving the fines
3:39 AM
VicI guess one of three DVD s I had was a 200 dollar documentary
3:39 AM
VicSaw Rae so that was nice, now I'm at loyde
3:40 AM
PaulinaTGATS LIKE A BILLION LIBARRY DOLLARS
3:40 AM
VicGonna chill with dee for a bit and return my apron
3:40 AM
VicIt feels like it lol
3:40 AM
VicOh, so I cleaned my room with help from Brianna yesterday. It was great
3:41 AM
PaulinaOmg so we turned on HBO and it's basically how I met your mother but with Ryan Reynolds and Cass is crying his eyes out like a pussy faggot
3:42 AM
VicShe wants us all to hang and do karaoke
3:42 AM
PaulinaSweet! Sounds fun I'm down
3:42 AM
Paulina"I'm on a journey with Ryan Reynolds right now!" Cassidy
3:42 AM
VicLike, it's funny?
3:42 AM
PaulinaNo it's like a chic flic
3:43 AM
VicThat actually sounds great
3:43 AM
VicWhat's it called?
3:43 AM
PaulinaDefinitely maybe
3:43 AM
PaulinaPoor captain π
5:35 PM
VicI know. They don't always fight though. How's your morning going?
5:39 PM
PaulinaGood, at work. Tired already
5:39 PM
VicAh, what's your shift?
5:42 PM
VicAh, that's early. But at least you have the rest of your day!
5:46 PM
PaulinaYeh, commute is nice no ones on the road yet
5:48 PM
VicI love that with early mornings. It's nice to see the sunrise too
6:15 PM
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 4 2016
Zimm
ZimmThought you posted more on gonewild after the one you posted for me lol. Thought i recognized you.
3:34 PM
PaulinaThought about posting again. Cass said he'd be ok with me postΓn shit. But, eh. Don't feel too good about my body rn
3:37 PM
ZimmYou could always bring back the beard lol
3:37 PM
PaulinaI think that beard's lost at my mom's
3:38 PM
ZimmFuck, i woulda fucked you in that for sure btw lol
3:39 PM
PaulinaLoooool thas gay
3:39 PM
ZimmIf a man had a body like you did, i wouldn't care
3:41 PM
PaulinaBut also with penis?
3:41 PM
Zimmwoah, i said body, that includes vagina. You're jus changin the rules on me now.
3:42 PM
PaulinaBut what if it's all there just plus penis
5:34 PM
ZimmAnd a slammin bofmd
9:10 PM
PaulinaYeah dude.
10:27 PM
PaulinaYah or nah?
10:27 PM
ZimmIs there alcohol involved
10:29 PM
ZimmYeah i guess, doggy is still a thing lol
10:35 PM
PaulinaMidway you get positioned into giving a bj tho
10:48 PM
ZimmYou're just changing roles lol
10:49 PM
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 5 2016
Vic
VicYeah, we hungout. Night got late, he stayed over and then I had to say something. I'm finding out alot of guys don't fully understand what herpes is
7:05 PM
VicHe was cool about it, he said thank you for me telling Him. Then we went to bed and messed around a bit. It's all good.
7:05 PM
VicBut he's asleep in my bed and I can't sleep anymore lol
7:06 PM
PaulinaIt's feckin late. Not a lot of people know what herpes is, it just sounds scary
7:06 PM
VicI knoww, damn boy wake up. I can't sleep past 12. I rarely sleep to 11.
7:07 PM
VicYeah, i feel like before I knew about it fully it was something you got if you were fucking around or gross. And it was all kind of a joke
7:08 PM
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 6 2016
Vic
PaulinaAw, so sweet
6:00 AM
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 8 2016
Zimm
PaulinaThat's actually pretty cute, I thought only dogs did it
4:34 PM
Vic
PaulinaHappy adventures to you
11:08 PM
VicThanks! Hopefully it's enough. It wasn't much. It was super nice out and I thought I would finish em
11:11 PM
PaulinaTea is the way to go with those
11:12 PM
VicDid you do lemon in it? I hear that helps
11:16 PM
PaulinaNah just sugar
11:16 PM
VicIt's like I'll know I'm tripping when I don't like how my phone looks
11:16 PM
VicAh. I've been doing it with lemon and it's nice
11:16 PM
PaulinaI like those better everything's more organic looking when I'm on em
11:16 PM
VicLol, do you get that?
11:16 PM
VicYeah shrooms are nice. I really want to find more orrr grow em
11:17 PM
PaulinaNot really, they're always really nice to me. Last time Cass turned into an amphibian monster but I wasn't scared
11:17 PM
PaulinaI think jabron gave us a shit ton last time
11:17 PM
VicI feel like I see layers in my phone
11:18 PM
PaulinaAnd like extra cuz he didn't want to carry them and as a "thanks" for hooking him up with one of my friends
11:18 PM
VicDamn, that's pretty tight
11:18 PM
PaulinaEveryone's got they're weird thing.
11:18 PM
PaulinaWe had too many for awhile lol
11:19 PM
VicI don't know if it's gonna hit, it's been like 30 mins
11:19 PM
VicLol, good problems
11:19 PM
VicHow's the day going?
11:19 PM
VicI feel like a mild feeling, I think it's just a body high
11:20 PM
PaulinaGood, got off work to this GORGEOUS day! Also Cass is running a little late to pick me up but he promised my Olive Garden for dinner πππ
11:20 PM
PaulinaThat sounds nice either way
11:21 PM
VicI knowww, I'm gonna go on alittle walk in a few. Awwwww that sounds so good right now
11:21 PM
Paulinabe good little one
11:23 PM
VicI will, think I'm just gonna walk to the park and back. I'm hopefully gonna see Rae laterr
11:26 PM
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 9 2016
Vic
Paulinaπππ girl, WHAT are you doing??
1:02 AM
VicI came home and there was paint on the porch
2:21 AM
VicSo I was high,buzzed and tripping trying to clean it up
2:22 AM
PaulinaSounds like a good time
2:24 AM
PaulinaDid I see a vacuum near the paint
2:24 AM
PaulinaDid the vacuum become part of the cleaning process
2:24 AM
VicIt was actually pretty nice.
2:25 AM
VicHow was olive garden??
2:26 AM
VicGod who knows there's so much on the porch
2:26 AM
VicSo I told my mom what happend, and I get a "?"
2:27 AM
VicIt's like I told you what happend. Whyy
2:27 AM
PaulinaWell yeah it just sounds like you spilled it lol I'm sure if you let her know you just found it like that she'd get it
2:28 AM
PaulinaOlive Garden was good. We had a new waitress and she messed up a lot but she was genuinely stressing and felt bad, we were like nah girl you ok we just wanna eat food.
2:29 AM
VicLol, nah. I'm not two
2:31 AM
VicThat Good. What'd you get? Aw I bet, olive garden seems pretty stressful
3:41 AM
PaulinaEndless pastaaaaa
3:43 AM
VicHell yeaah, you got them leftoverrzz
3:44 AM
PaulinaOh work in progress
11:11 PM
PaulinaFigured it out b
11:11 PM
PaulinaI got those snaps hella lag, so I was confused on wtf you said whoops
11:13 PM
PaulinaI apologize for my existence, constantly
11:14 PM
VicDitto, how was twerk?
11:15 PM
PaulinaEh, feet hurt. Head screener is hella impressed with me told me verbatim "those other two guys have had production experience but they suck. You're really good." Tomorrow's a 12 hour day tho
11:17 PM
VicThat's great to hear!
11:31 PM
VicBut 12 hours damnnn, but work is good
11:32 PM
PaulinaHella busy fo sho
11:36 PM
VicIt's all worth it though, and hey. It's the Jon you wanted!
11:59 PM
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 10 2016
Vic
PaulinaLol kinda. I was blindsided with how much overtime we get, plus how last minute they decide we get OT
12:09 AM
VicYeah. I wouldn't like how last min everything is :_
12:15 AM
PaulinaYou saw Donny?
12:13 PM
VicHe just looks grimey
5:40 PM
PaulinaHe says stupid shit all the time. He pisses me off. But sometimes he can be funny I guess
5:42 PM
VicI can see that, lol
5:48 PM
VicHow's the morning going?
5:48 PM
PaulinaGood. Called into work, had morning vibrator sex which was awesome. Now gonna walk the dog or some productive shit
5:53 PM
VicNicee. Calling into work and having the day off is great. And it's so sunny!
6:35 PM
VicSounds awesome. Mann, I've been crazy horny. I keep having weird sex dreams.
6:36 PM
VicOverall sounds like it's gonna be a good day. I'm gonna get some shit done too. Like the Mt. Everest of dishes
6:37 PM
PaulinaFuuuck, that'll be my Saturday. I know they ain't gonna get done unless I do em
6:55 PM
VicI hate dishes, I mostly hate people who make doing the dishes harder for me, WHY CAN'T YOU RINSE THE PLATE OR SCRAPE THE FOOD YOU SAVAGE
6:59 PM
VicI'm pretty much in charge of the dishes, which Is fair because I live here, but it sucks when someone destroys the kitchen, like really?
7:00 PM
Cassidy
Vic
PaulinaCass all the time. Then he claims he'll wash em but he has to get drunk first. Then drunk, CLUMSY Cassidy breaks my glasses and cuts his hand open. It's happened twice already.
7:02 PM
PaulinaHe makes a million dishes when he cooks. I clean as I cook, he lets them pile up.
7:02 PM
VicUgh. That'd piss me off. Twice!? That's crazy lol. Maybe buzzed dishes would be better.
7:03 PM
VicI've been guilty of letting dishes pile up but I'm not as bad as my fam
7:04 PM
VicGODDAMMIT when drew does dishes he doesn't pay attention the the little bits and they go down the sink ANNNDD IT'S CLOGGED AGAIN.
7:05 PM
VicI hate that shit. Then I have to deal with it
7:05 PM
PaulinaY'all need a drain plug
7:05 PM
PaulinaThey're cheap at Walmart
7:05 PM
PaulinaOh does he do the shitty thing where he pulls it out
7:05 PM
PaulinaCas s does that. Pisses me right the fuck off
7:06 PM
VicThe ones we have work it's just you have to tilt it right to get the water to go through or it just plugged the sink
7:06 PM
PaulinaYeah I feel you. Just the careless brutes would rather clog the sink that tilt it slightly
7:07 PM
VicI've seen drew break so many things
7:07 PM
VicIt's like, if you took a damn min and used your brain this wouldn't of happend
7:07 PM
VicMy mom says he goes into "super drew mode"
7:08 PM
PaulinaI just call him a fuckin brute
7:08 PM
VicGod, thus cat is like having a toddler around the house. HE GETS INTO EVERYTHING
7:10 PM
PaulinaWhat it get into this time?
7:13 PM
VicKnocks shit off the table
7:14 PM
VicHe chases captain, so I pull him off and as soon as I turn my back he does it again
7:14 PM
VicI might have to put him under the laundry basket for a lil.. lol
7:15 PM
PaulinaHe a lil bitch
7:15 PM
VicAwe that's nice.
7:16 PM
VicCaptain sleeps at the end of my bed usually
7:16 PM
PaulinaDid you work at sushi land?
9:59 PM
PaulinaOh that's what the receptionist ladies were telling to go eat at
10:20 PM
VicOh haha, It pretty cheap and alright
10:25 PM
PaulinaI want hella drunk daphne to serve me tho
10:35 PM
VicShe might spill your drank
10:51 PM
VicJk, she and Dee are great. I feel like you would kinda like them
10:51 PM
VicHow's the day trucking along?
11:08 PM
PaulinaEs ok, es pretty outside. Yous?
11:15 PM
VicSamesies. It is, I went on a walk earlier.
11:17 PM
VicIt's okay, I'm just hanging at home.
11:17 PM
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 11 2016
Vic
VicI'm glad I didn't have headphones in lol
12:18 AM
PaulinaI fuckin sang my heart and soul out, birch
12:23 AM
PaulinaOh dude, they're not joking if it's salt n straw. They have lines down the block for their shop.
3:09 AM
VicCry some salty tears
3:12 AM
VicHave you had it before?
3:12 AM
PaulinaIt's deliciosos. Busy af
3:13 AM
VicI bet, they've been on food network.
3:19 AM
VicI've never had it
3:20 AM
PaulinaIt's good. They've got a location on the booshie part of division and on 23rd where lush is
3:20 AM
VicFuck, lush? Hella boosh
3:28 AM
PaulinaLow key I like lush
3:31 AM
VicI went at the fancy one in the mall and I got to pick out and body wash and this cute guy washed my arms
3:35 AM
VicBut then we ended up talking about his wife and it ruined it a bit
3:35 AM
PaulinaCute gay man rubbed me
3:46 AM
PaulinaDown once there. One of my best memories
3:46 AM
VicLush is so nice
3:52 AM
VicEverything smells so good and all natural
3:52 AM