Lolol that egg bit

Honestly he’s jus doing older brother shit. People like us can’t help but do stupid older brother shit to our loved ones

I hold cass down until he almost pees. Shit I hold my mom down and tickle her until she almost pees. We just have no boundaries 😂

What you do girl

Omfg

It’s 9:30, I’m on my period and extra horny, and I just need to get off

But our bedroom is literally right next to cass’s parents room with only a paper thin wall dividing it

Girl I’m done

I’m dying

Extremely hornet

I wish I had a petite morte

You’re damn right about that

Nah cass is dead asleep I’m talking about helping myself

But I wanna use my loud ass wand

Also, I don’t think Pennsylvania has adult shops like that

Lol oh hell nah he’s been a hot mess since we been here. His knees been all fucked up

Omg the first night we slept here I think he ate too much and had acid reflex but he had a nightmare. He literally jumped up out of bed, screeming at the top of his lungs, holding his throat, screeching “HELP ME” & “IM CHOKING”

In his nightmare he drank acid and woke up crazy and screamed for about five minutes. I woke up to this craziness. I was pretty pissed. Although at one point he stood in front of the dresser like how an ape would stand all hunched with clenched fists and slammed both fists on to the dresser and i thought that was pretty funny.

He hasn’t had a nightmare like that in a long time but omg he just too extra for me sometimes

Like damn how does he not wake himself up after literally screaming for five minutes

For real. His whole family was like wtf u ok bro?

Lololol his brother was actually the nicest one about it, which cracked me up because cass is quick to talk shit about him. I was seething in bed after the whole ordeal and his little brother was like “cass, lemme get you some tums. I just wanna tell you i love you big brother, i would do anything for you.”

Then he came to bed to me calling him a stupid bitch

Oh no I was cool with his bro, I was calling a stupid bitch for waking everyone but himself during his episode

Man you would probably shit yourself if you witnessed one of his wake ups. It’s one of the worst things to wake up to. That shot of adrenaline turns to anger to quick

The shit I deal with, girl

Yes.

Lol imma get that as a tattoo

Yes

Tell me

I don’t know why he’s angry he should be worried about that stroke you’re having

You ok girl

?

Can I get you a cup of water?

Girl, that’s the coke

Nah I got mine in under 2 min it was crazy

So, you’ve come up with hardly all on?

Good stripper name

Addy?

This cass

AHAHAHAHAHA

305 Lorenz Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15220

Yaaass

So. They don’t have this car anymore but legit this is the car I rode in when I visited for the first time

I dunno when I’ll be able to send fun things but I definitely need to send at least a letter by next week

More than cool

I felt hot

Send me weed

Sultry

I’m playin don’t

We’ll both might get in trouble if u send weed

Ok u right

You should

Yeah, I agree

Michelle needs hella weed

No

You never mess up

Not with apple pie not ever

Lololol

Plz

Gotta turnt it down in there

I ain’t say nothin bad

That pie actually ended up tasting fine

It just looked runny

Ye

You made your breakfast apple pie?

By you self?

Yeah, that update kinda annoys me

I don’t like the suggestions

:(((((((( i just found a flea on the bed. Fuck dude, cinna has never had fleas the whole time we’ve had her

I think cass’s moms cat brought them or something there’s no way cinna got this between our old house and the plane ride

:(

Right? I wouldn’t feel right threesome with some other rando dude but I’ve thought about with like a second cass

The first chance I get in gonna clone him and have sex with it

Omg no

Hopefully I’d kill the clone

Lol draw a penis on his face

Then convince him it was his clone that drew it on his face. Then watch real cass yell at clone cass that penis face drawing is just rude and disrespectful.

Honestly if we’re talking about two classes outside of a sexual context it just sounds like a goddamn nightmare

Season finale I just kill mused

*mysef

Lolololol

You’re a repeat pie-ffender

Fucked up

You dun pied up

Gotta write the recipe on your hand

Wrap a ribbon on each finger for each ingredient

He was upset I took that pic but his butt wtf lolol

Now all i can Imagine is four sets of cheeks

Lolololol private his ass

It’s so funny my dad just ignora his crack but my moms definitely thrown some shade in front of him in Spanish

I hate that I gotta translate sometimes cuz it kills her quick wit brilliance

She cray. The day before we left she kept throwing hilarious quips and it just made me sadder cuz she was being hilarious

Bo is literally a dog trapped in a cats body. That’s how cinnamon ( and cass) sleep

It’s like you know him

What’s the question?

Yas since Sunday

He hurts all of us with his words

Emotional abuse

Lolol but then I’ll never stop

Thank u

Lolol she needs a safe space

“WELL DO YA”

Like everyone’s grandma from time to time? Lol

Lol that was a trip, i just woke up and thought that pic was of me sleeping

Lol I walk downstairs and you’re chilling on the couch

For me, it’s my nose

Lol I knew it would come handy

Any word on the Panera bread job?

Coffee makes me poop too

Applied to other jobs too?

Truth

Deli had work gurl

*hard

Oh is the green zebra on Lombard? That use to be my cousins Mexican restaraunt