2017-11-27

Cassidy

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3:10 PM

Paulina

R u on drugs

3:11 PM

Cassidy

Lol at how guilty she looks

3:13 PM

Paulina

What she do

3:14 PM

Paulina

Guilty she’s ruining you?

3:14 PM

Cassidy

I don't need drugs to have a kickass morning.. she got me stoned at 9am

3:14 PM

Cassidy

that's pretty irresponsible

3:14 PM

Paulina

What a brute

5:21 PM

Paulina

Even cass didn’t break that thing

5:21 PM

Vic

He is!!!

9:13 PM

Paulina[photo]9:13 PM

Vic

He also broke my carb on my bong

9:13 PM

Paulina

Whatta bitch

9:13 PM

Vic

For real that'd be a mess

9:18 PM

Vic

Your allergies would fuck you upp

9:19 PM

Cassidy

Miss you wanna wanna kiss you meow

3:44 AM

Cassidy

come on home girl

3:44 AM

Paulina[photo]3:44 AM

Paulina[photo]3:45 AM

Cassidy

What she looking at

3:46 AM

Cassidy[photo]3:47 AM

Cassidy

Omg that pic was kinda cute cinnamon didn't loo like she hated me

3:49 AM

Cassidy

she called me a bih though

3:49 AM

Paulina

I love it

3:50 AM

Cassidy[photo]3:52 AM

Cassidy

That seesaw approximates how my dick looks when I think about you

3:53 AM

Cassidy

💭

3:54 AM

Dr. D

https://youtu.be/4McGrXmSStc

5:38 AM

Dr. D

Idk why but she reminds me of you

5:38 AM

Paulina

Basement of old house

3:34 PM

Paulina

That was one of the cooler things

3:35 PM

Vic

Super cool

3:35 PM

Bryan

Hate u

5:29 PM

Bryan

You left :'(

5:39 PM

Bryan

Kidding lol hope you're doing good!!!

5:57 PM

Paulina

We’re coming back in spring!

6:19 PM

Paulina

For a visit

6:19 PM

Paulina

I was hoping to see your farty ass when we come

6:19 PM

Bryan

Id like like :))))))))

6:20 PM

Paulina

But Idk you might be busy....

6:21 PM

Bryan

Hey. . . . :'( nooooooo!!!!!! I wont promise

7:28 PM

Bryan

Lol i might we'll see haha kidding

7:28 PM

Paulina

Lol I thought so

8:46 PM

Bryan

Haha :)))) hope you're doing well my little farty girl

9:32 PM

Paulina[photo]10:13 PM

Paulina

Lol at that tucking dog face

11:14 PM

Vic

Thar dog was so cute

11:15 PM

Paulina

Shibu inus crack me up

11:15 PM

Paulina[photo]11:16 PM

Vic

For real. It was a purebread

11:16 PM

Vic

So cute also that dog was a savage

11:17 PM

Paulina

I don’t even know what that means lol I feel like people say that shit but I don’t really care. If the animal is cute and funny who gives a flying fuck

11:17 PM

Paulina

Ya feel?

11:17 PM

Paulina

Lol how so?

11:17 PM

Vic

I totally feel

11:17 PM

Vic

Like. He told me that dog killed a turky also another dog once

11:17 PM

Vic

But the dogs owner didn't like him and sent his dog out to attack him

11:18 PM

Paulina

Lolololol!!! THAT FUCKING DOG DID THAT??

11:18 PM

Vic

So little chi chil

11:18 PM

Vic

Chi chi

11:18 PM

Paulina

KILLER SHIBU INI

11:18 PM

Paulina

INU

11:19 PM

Vic

Killed that dawg

11:19 PM

Vic

Also he told me that dog broke a tooth

11:19 PM

Vic

And it flashes that one at other animals, and that it atracks with the broken tooth

11:20 PM

Paulina

AGAHAHA NOOoooo

11:24 PM

Vic

He takes it fucking hunting

11:29 PM

Vic

Eats rabbits

11:29 PM

Vic

Tried to eat the other dudes dog too

11:29 PM

Paulina

Those dogs I just can’t take seriously and the fact that it’s a killer dog makes me lol to no extent

11:30 PM

Vic

They look like stuffed animals

11:30 PM

Vic

So damn plush

11:30 PM

Dr. D

Engineering at it's finest

12:05 AM

Dr. D

Life is great, how is it over there

12:06 AM

Paulina

Cold but going good

12:07 AM

Paulina

I think bo is growing up

12:08 AM

Paulina

And losing his assholeness

12:08 AM

Dr. D

The weather is bad down here, it was 80 degrees today and I just want it to be cold

12:09 AM

Paulina

Omg I couldn’t even imagine that

12:14 AM

Dr. D

I know, this is October weather and we just started December

12:18 AM

Paulina

Lololol for me that’s July weather

12:30 AM

Vic

For real

12:31 AM

Vic

Hes kinda cool

12:31 AM

Dr. D

Are you ready for the tamales

12:53 AM

Paulina[photo]1:19 AM

Paulina

Idk if I’ll get tamales

1:19 AM

Dr. D

You gotta make them this year

1:20 AM

Dr. D

It's not Christmas without tamales

1:20 AM

Paulina

I been meaning to ask my mama for the recipe. The thing is I’m not sure that I will find the ingredients here. The Hispanic population is very small here. The month I’ve been here I’ve literally met less than a handful of Hispanics.

1:25 AM

Dr. D

You have to team up with your tucayos

1:28 AM

Paulina

Ur welcome

4:25 AM

Paulina

Omgosh I hope that means you find $40

5:33 AM

Cassidy

Footrest cut himself bad, here we are at the emergency room

6:20 AM

Cassidy

autocorrect is on it

6:20 AM

Cassidy

Footrest is corrext

6:21 AM

Cassidy

Damn sitting in the parking lot of the emergency room suddenly I start vomiting uncontrollably

7:54 AM

Cassidy

somehow it seems very ironic waiting outside the hospital

7:55 AM

Cassidy

Will love picking you up in the morning though

7:56 AM

Cassidy

🐊

7:56 AM

Cassidy

Fucking footrest

7:56 AM

Cassidy

Just got home

8:57 AM

Cassidy

goodnight babies

9:10 AM

Cassidy

missy you

9:10 AM

Cassidy

No the emergency room

9:14 AM

Paulina

Oh nvm I just read you messages

9:14 AM

Cassidy

Lol ok

9:14 AM

Cassidy

me and 🐕 are so sleepy but are too scared without you here

9:14 AM

Paulina

Plz don’t send nsfw, I have cameras watching me in the locker room lol

9:19 AM

Paulina

Just as a precursor

9:19 AM

Cassidy

I have no idea what that means

9:20 AM

Paulina

Lol cass was like “I got a surprise in the fish at home for you” then I opens your snap with orange chicken and I’m like “if it’s not this I don’t care “

3:32 PM

Paulina

Sorry I dialed you, fat fingies

3:32 PM

Paulina

Lol yes fridge

3:39 PM

Paulina

My b, I’ve been awake for over 12 hours and I just got off work

3:39 PM

Vic

I got a panda express card for my bday. Happens to be right next to work which is kinda cool for using it

3:39 PM

Vic

I just got home too

3:40 PM

Vic

I'm awake and tired. I had a caffine bar on my break. I want to get shit done but i alsooo want to sleep

3:40 PM

Paulina

There’s like two panda expresses here in Pittsburgh

3:43 PM

Paulina

Like wtf

3:43 PM

Paulina

I’m pissed

3:44 PM

Paulina

It’s like a super special treat here

3:44 PM

Vic

Whatt? Are they far?

3:47 PM

Vic

Overnight you some orange chicken

3:47 PM

Paulina

Closest one is 11 miles google says

4:04 PM

Paulina

It says there’s a closer one but I think it’s the new one that they’re building

4:05 PM

Paulina

Lol I would walk 11 miles in the snow for Panda

4:05 PM

Paulina

How’s the drywall?

8:50 PM

Cassidy

lol after that romp you were dead asleep meow

8:50 PM

Paulina

😏😏😏

8:50 PM

Paulina

Oh damn

1:48 AM

Paulina

You look like me

1:48 AM

Paulina

Looking great girl

1:48 AM

Vic

You think it fits?

2:55 AM

Vic

Also you food looks good

2:55 AM

Paulina

Yeah, I think it just might take you a second to adjust

2:56 AM

Paulina

What? You don’t like her? I like her

2:57 AM

Paulina

I think she looks pretty

2:57 AM

Vic

I don't dislike her

2:57 AM

Paulina

Do you have a problem with how she looks or how she acts? Lol

2:57 AM

Vic

I was just thinking about her earlier

2:57 AM

Vic

its not a bad comparison

2:58 AM

Cassidy

Meow

3:53 AM

Paulina

We quit

3:53 AM

Paulina

Omggg!! Lol Forrest came home all of sudden and we could hear him say “oh Cinnabon!.... wait... where you wearing my sweater...???”

7:53 PM