2017-12-07

Paulina

The niggatubbies when you were little?

5:06 PM

Bryan

Omg my goodnees paul haha and yeah i did a little bit XD

5:11 PM

Bryan

Hahaha omg XD you such a goof paul

5:14 PM

Dr. D

She's an extra medium

6:02 AM

Paulina

Lolol she’s a little sausage

2:15 PM

Dr. D

All aboard the hype train

9:34 PM

Paulina

Are you eggsited?

9:43 PM

Paulina

Dayum thanks

1:45 AM

Paulina

The real pick me up is always thru my snaps

1:45 AM

Vic

I gotchu

1:51 AM

Vic

When i read that all i could think about was a butthole blowout

1:52 AM

Vic

And a big one is something i wouldn't want

1:53 AM

Paulina

Lol I would have the same first thought too

2:08 AM

Paulina

Omg there have been vids I been watching where I’m in a middle of a sesh and blown butthole would make an appearance. I definitely click the fuck away from that

2:09 AM

Vic

I like started laughing to myself. DAMNNN NOO

2:12 AM

Vic

TRIGGERED

2:12 AM

Paulina

It almost ruins the boner

2:12 AM

Vic

i've never seen a butthole blowout

2:12 AM

Paulina

It’s like an inverted sack that’s loosely hanging from a butthole

2:13 AM

Paulina

So surreal

2:13 AM

Vic

Have you seen that creepy prolaplase song vid?

2:23 AM

Paulina

Nope

2:25 AM

Paulina

Do I want to

2:25 AM

Vic

Maybe not

2:25 AM

Vic

Its like a weird ass music video i saw forever ago

2:26 AM

Vic

It's called walls fall out

2:26 AM

Vic

OH, hey girl. Did you talk to cass about work stuff for harvey

2:26 AM

Paulina

I did, I’ll remind me tomorrow for the millionth time 🤭

2:28 AM

Vic

Thanks I really appreciate it

2:34 AM

Vic

You guys have his number yeah.

2:34 AM

Paulina

Yes ma’am

2:43 AM

Vic

Thank ya miss

2:55 AM

Bryan

Those little cheeky weekys aweeeeeeee

3:11 AM

Bryan

Lololol

3:11 AM

Paulina

Lol I’d been bitching about needing batteries and finally one day i remembered near the checkstand, ran to the batteries and came back. I didn’t say a word to cass when I threw them in but he smiled cuz he knew

4:04 AM

Vic

Lolololol.

4:08 AM

Vic

I love that kind of stuff

4:08 AM

Paulina

Me too

4:08 AM

Paulina

Tender moment

4:08 AM

Vic

The lady sold me on them. Shes like, you need batteries. These work better

4:08 AM

Paulina

For tinder babes

4:08 AM

Paulina

Lol she right

4:09 AM

Vic

Sounds like an article i would read on fb

4:09 AM

Paulina

Gotta have the juice for the buzz buzz

4:09 AM

Paulina

Newsies

4:09 AM

Vic

I think i buzzed the juice out of it for today

4:09 AM

Vic

Got a new little blue vibrator. No more sock dildos

4:09 AM

Vic

Hahahahah

4:10 AM

Paulina

Lolol you and your prison inventions

4:12 AM

Vic

It is some prison shit

4:14 AM

Vic

Least i know wat to do when i end up in the slammer

4:15 AM

Vic

Made me wanna puke

12:26 PM

Paulina

That fart definitely fluttered your flaps

6:38 AM

Vic

Nah just cheekies

6:45 AM

Vic

Flip floop

6:45 AM

Vic

Muy bueno

12:52 AM

Paulina

What the

11:36 AM

Paulina

Isn’t it 3 in the am over there

11:36 AM

Paulina

Are those leftover

11:36 AM

Paulina

Can I have some

11:36 AM

Vic

I'll send you sum

3:07 PM

Vic

I saved it from dinner. I had some panda with Hanna earlier

3:08 PM

Vic

Nooooooooooooo

3:35 PM

Paulina

Hahahaha

4:43 PM

Paulina

Ugh it looks like it late

4:44 PM

Paulina

*kate

4:44 PM

Vic

Who else would it be

4:45 PM

Vic

Also i got like bry ptsd. I hate that scream he does lol

4:46 PM

Cassidy

Kielbasa and potatoes

5:14 PM

Paulina

Nice wiener

5:14 PM

Cassidy

Thanks bae

5:15 PM

Paulina

Lol cass was lik “IS EVERYTHING OK?” When he heard it

5:32 PM

Paulina

I was like yeah it’s just Bryan Be Bryan

5:32 PM

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Paulina

I do sprinkler

5:54 PM

Bryan

The cake XD

6:00 PM

Bryan

Kielbasa?

6:00 PM

Paulina

What cake?

6:00 PM

Paulina

Yeah my kielbasa I had for breakfast

6:00 PM

Bryan

The chocolate one you.sent haha

6:00 PM

Paulina

With my hash browns

6:00 PM

Bryan

Oh yumm haha

6:00 PM

Paulina

Ummm I think you’re imaging things?

6:01 PM

Bryan

Hahahaaha XD i probably am

6:04 PM

Bryan

I got kinda drunk lastnight

6:04 PM

Bryan

Lots of stress right now :/

6:04 PM

Paulina

Stress about cakes

6:04 PM

Paulina

Because me too

6:04 PM

Paulina

I’m always worried which cakes I’ll eat and what kind of cakes I should make and how much

6:05 PM

Bryan

Haha nooo lol

6:05 PM

Paulina

Can fit into my stomach before I hurl

6:05 PM

Bryan

Thats so funny paul

6:05 PM

Paulina

Idk why you think this is fun n games bro

6:05 PM

Bryan

But with life and work their both giving me a run for my money. .

6:05 PM

Bryan

Paul :0

6:05 PM

Bryan

Cakes?

6:06 PM

Paulina

You can just give me some money and I’ll take care of it

6:06 PM

Bryan

Haha i wish it was that simple :'(

6:06 PM

Paulina

No guarantees it won’t get spent on cakes or cake ingredients

6:06 PM

Paulina

I’ll be your life coach hahahaha

6:06 PM

Bryan

Haha :) sweet all the farts i could ever ask for lol

6:11 PM

Paulina

Over here on the east coast my farts have been baaaaad

6:17 PM

Paulina

It’s all this cheese man

6:17 PM

Paulina

I think I’m allergic to cheese :( one of my favorite things

6:17 PM

Bryan

Oh my fucking god Paul hahahaah XD

9:30 PM

Bryan

Tmi haha

9:30 PM

Bryan

But i feel it

9:30 PM

Bryan

I had to shit twice already

9:30 PM

Bryan

Drank and ate crap

9:31 PM

Paulina

Been shoving that dildo too deep huh?

9:31 PM

Bryan

Haha nooooooo

10:09 PM

Bryan

Omg XD

10:09 PM

Bryan

Noooo

10:09 PM

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Paulina

What’s your professional opinion on how to get it deeper in a butthole? Shove hard and fast or sturdy and slow?

10:23 PM

Vic

Lololol

11:00 PM

Paulina

Lol he looks so sketched out

4:14 PM

Vic

He's just kinda sketch in genral

4:22 PM

Paulina

Butts

4:26 PM

Bryan

Aweeeee!!!!!!! :) tanks! Its a happy song and it should be played with an open mind lol but it a goofy song and i love random things and this song spoke to my smelly heart.

3:54 AM