December 27 – January 5, 2018
WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 27 2017
Vic
Vic
For real I think about shit you've said and done and it gets me
3:29 AM
Vic
I think the jeep is the #1 though
3:29 AM
Paulina
The Jeep?
3:33 AM
Vic
The little toy car
3:33 AM
Paulina
When cinna fell out the car? Or you talking about something else?
3:33 AM
Vic
Dominoes daughter
3:33 AM
Paulina
Ohhhhhhhhh!!!
3:33 AM
Vic
Donny
3:33 AM
Paulina
Lololol dominoes
3:33 AM
Paulina
Omg we both couldn’t breath
3:33 AM
Vic
No but that shit cracks me up
3:33 AM
Vic
Sometimes typos are funny and i just send them the way they are
3:34 AM
Paulina
I was thinking about that a few days ago and chuckled
3:34 AM
Paulina
I feel you
3:34 AM
Vic
Typos?
3:34 AM
Paulina
Ye brings it to a whole notha level
3:36 AM
Vic
Whole new level of funny
3:37 AM
Paulina
Omg. Kanye. I can’t
3:44 AM
Vic
This show is pretty great
3:45 AM
Paulina
Candice and I bonded over broad city and family feud.
3:46 AM
Vic
Awe ♡
3:46 AM
Vic
Both AMAZING shows
3:46 AM
Paulina
Yasss
3:46 AM
Vic
Steve Harvey is a character
3:46 AM
Paulina
I guess we bonded over broad city first
3:47 AM
Paulina
That was our show for awhile ❤️
3:47 AM
Vic
The last guy was some white dude i think
3:47 AM
Vic
Have you talked with her at all?
3:47 AM
Paulina
Yeah we talked on the phone a few times. Phone calls even when I was home lasted like an hour at the least 😂
3:48 AM
Vic
That's good. LOLOLOLOL
3:48 AM
Vic
There's nothing like a good talk
3:48 AM
Vic
Fo real. Steve harvey looks so done half the time on the show
3:49 AM
Paulina
Cuz that man is 😂
3:49 AM
Vic
Like. He's just forced to be there and making the best out of a shitty situation
3:50 AM
Vic
i would be too with some of the dumb answears people give
3:50 AM
Paulina
I’d have stage fright too tho sometimes I get why they be dumb. Buuuut there are some prettty dumb people
3:51 AM
Paulina
The weakest link in the fam, holding everyone back
3:51 AM
Vic
Yeaaaaa, you right. I'd say something dumb.
3:55 AM
Vic
OH MY GODDD
3:55 AM
Vic
yes
3:56 AM
Vic
I want to see your family on family fued
3:56 AM
Paulina
Lololol imagine Adans weird ass answers
3:56 AM
Paulina
My mom would be angry the whole time
3:56 AM
Vic
Oh dude. So my aunt couldn't be at christmas this year. And on one hand i felt alittle bad but on the other. IT WAS SO PEACEFUL
3:57 AM
Vic
or at least more that usual
3:57 AM
Paulina
I bet it was nice
3:57 AM
Vic
For real that's what i was thinking
3:57 AM
Paulina
You got a fat ass nap there
3:57 AM
Vic
It was
3:57 AM
Vic
I did
3:57 AM
Paulina
I was fucking destroyed and had a fever on Christmas the whole day
3:57 AM
Vic
God i came home today and fell asleep around 8 and woke up a 6
3:58 AM
Vic
Oh, that's fucking terrible
3:58 AM
Vic
How are you feeling today? You got medicine
3:58 AM
Vic
Lol, so i heard my grandma say she was gonna have some codien and my first thought wad she was turning up, instead of she's my gma and is using it for its real use
4:00 AM
Paulina
Cass handed me pills left and right and I puked them all up. On the hour, I’d wake up groggy as fuck cuz he gave me like 4 NyQuils and stumble to the bathroom to puke. I puked I think eight times. I spent this whole day with just his mom and she was like “oh my god my heart went out to you I couldn’t believe you were going for so long.” She was so sweet at one point she said she got up to smoke and heard me puke for the millionth time and said “oh my god where is it all coming from?” She cracked me up when she told me that
4:01 AM
Paulina
Codeine= party no matter what age
4:01 AM
Vic
Aw, you poor baby
4:04 AM
Vic
4 niquils???
4:04 AM
Paulina
The little gel pills
4:04 AM
Vic
I know, it just seems like alot
4:04 AM
Vic
That is sweet and pretty funny
4:05 AM
Paulina
My fevers fried my brain and i just took whatever cass gave me. I get so angry he always give me too much after I’ve told him I can’t do sleepy things cuz they fuck me up bad
4:05 AM
Vic
But for real, did you have the dry harveys?
4:05 AM
Vic
Ugh i get the brain fry. One time i felt like my eyes were gonna burn up in my head
4:06 AM
Paulina
So much. I coughed up blood at one point. I made sure to drink water after my pukes cuz I couldn’t handle dry Harvey’s and at least puking water would be better
4:06 AM
Vic
I would too fuck
4:06 AM
Vic
They gor doseage shit on the back
4:06 AM
Paulina
Lol like that one time he suggested I drink a quarter of the NyQuil bottle
4:06 AM
Paulina
I’m so dumb for listening to him sometimes
4:06 AM
Vic
Forsure.
4:07 AM
Vic
Didn't he just want you to go to sleep?
4:07 AM
Paulina
AHAHAHAHA YES
4:07 AM
Vic
GO TO SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP US MORE LIKE IT
4:07 AM
Vic
Is
4:07 AM
Paulina
TILL DEATH DO US PART
4:08 AM
Paulina
BITCH
4:08 AM
Vic
Cass aka safesest dude around
4:08 AM
Vic
Safest bet your gonna get yourself hurt
4:08 AM
Vic
Lololol
4:08 AM
Paulina
I think it’s cuz He likes that shit, feeling all out of control and groggy. I hate it.
4:09 AM
Vic
I could see that
4:10 AM
Vic
Nah
4:10 AM
Vic
You and groggy don't mix
4:10 AM
Paulina
Omg I remember I was walking back into the bedroom and cass put the chair in front of her door thinking I was in bed and didn’t realize I wasn’t (even after laying in it and me loudly puking in the bathroom next door) and I didn’t know. I shoved the door but it shoved back and the tv is just to the left of the door and I ran eyeball first into the corner of the tv. I was like damn I’m gonna wake up with a black eye after this shitty night too?
4:11 AM
Paulina
Last night was far too wild
4:11 AM
Paulina
I get too clumsy! I hurt myself bad! Cass makes our room into a death trap!!
4:11 AM
Vic
NOOOOO
4:12 AM
Vic
GIRRRLLLLL
4:12 AM
Vic
THAT'S TOO MUCH
4:12 AM
Paulina
Lol I survived
4:12 AM
Vic
He's tryna kill you for your fourtune
4:13 AM
Paulina
AHAHAHAHA
4:13 AM
Paulina
All $41 dollars
4:13 AM
Paulina
He’s tryna steal my dog
4:13 AM
Vic
Oh shit, 41? You better tell him
4:13 AM
Vic
Maybe he'll stop
4:13 AM
Vic
Hahah
4:14 AM
Paulina
Tell him so he knows what he’ll be getting? I don’t think so
4:14 AM
Paulina
Bad move
4:14 AM
Vic
OHHH SHIT
4:14 AM
Vic
you wild
4:14 AM
Vic
Awe, I miss you dude. I gotta go get ready for work. I hope you get some rest and feel better 😚😚😚
4:15 AM
Paulina
Lol ok so kind of unrelated I’ve been mad laughing at that video you sent me where that girl gets a compliment on her butt and just hams it up
4:15 AM
Vic
YAS
4:15 AM
Paulina
Thanks girl. Hopefully soon we can video chat or just phone call
4:15 AM
Vic
i love that one
4:15 AM
Paulina
Dish some dirt
4:16 AM
Vic
Ouhhh girl u know it
4:16 AM
Paulina
Have fun at work 💃🏻
4:16 AM
Vic
Maybe later this week when your not so poopy and i'm not asleep haha.
4:16 AM
Paulina
Agreed
4:16 AM
Vic
I will. 🍞
4:16 AM
Vic
Later mama
4:17 AM
Paulina
Was it super delicious
6:10 PM
Paulina
I bet it was super delicious
6:10 PM
Vic
Oh my god
6:14 PM
Vic
It had onions, and it was caramelized
6:14 PM
Vic
Sausage
6:14 PM
Paulina
Yum yum
6:14 PM
Paulina
I don’t like when the wiener is too salty. Sausage sounds so yum
6:14 PM
Vic
I'm so hungry
6:14 PM
Vic
I'm thankful my mom made chili and little dogoos
6:15 PM
Paulina
🤤
6:16 PM
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28 2017
Vic
Paulina
Omg!! I was looking for those socks!!!
1:55 AM
Paulina
Bastard.
1:55 AM
Vic
For realsies
3:20 AM
Paulina
I’m not sure. I reached for something and realized it kinda hurt. It looks like a paper cut but i wasn’t around paper?
4:29 AM
Paulina
Ninja paper cut
4:29 AM
Vic
Spooky
4:34 AM
Vic
Mannn. I hate finger cuts
4:34 AM
Paulina
Lol unsolved mystery 🔮
4:34 AM
Paulina
Me too
4:34 AM
Vic
Specially with hand washing and gloves
4:34 AM
Paulina
Yep
4:34 AM
Vic
How are you feeling? Any better?
4:35 AM
Paulina
Cass broke my glasses so I’m stuck wearing these lol
4:35 AM
Paulina
Why you keep sending me Bryan snaps? Lol I replied to that snap and told him I miss him
4:36 AM
Vic
U my harry potter babe
4:36 AM
Paulina
Not puking no more tho!
4:36 AM
Paulina
Lol I’m a hufflebitch
4:36 AM
Vic
That's great
4:36 AM
Vic
I still want my surround sound puke
4:36 AM
Vic
Lolol
4:36 AM
Vic
I went from mouthoffs dad to hermyoknee
4:37 AM
Vic
How'd he bust em?
4:37 AM
Vic
I dunno. They make me laugh and i want to share them together... lol
4:37 AM
Paulina
We both laughed and lurched forward and his big dumb body threw my glasses off my face
4:37 AM
Vic
I miss him too. I actually really want to see him sometime
4:38 AM
Vic
What? Haha
4:38 AM
Paulina
That’s how cass broke my glasses
4:38 AM
Vic
Bdb smh
4:39 AM
Vic
Bryan is a hoot. Like i feel like he would of been good on vine
4:39 AM
Paulina
For definitely
4:42 AM
Vic
Haha
4:47 AM
Vic
He could of been a star
4:48 AM
Vic
For like a year
4:48 AM
Vic
Then nothing
4:48 AM
Vic
Vine is dead
4:48 AM
Vic
Right?
4:48 AM
Paulina
Lol Kevin could’ve been a star
4:48 AM
Vic
YouTubes
4:48 AM
Vic
Our friends are dumb
4:48 AM
Paulina
Yeah vine is gone got bought out by insta
4:49 AM
Paulina
A lot of viners went to YouTube tho so it kinda worked out
4:49 AM
Vic
Damn
4:49 AM
Vic
I guess your right.
4:50 AM
Vic
What if like you me and kevin all sent bry shit pics
11:46 AM
Vic
Like i thought about it and he would be soooo upset
11:47 AM
Vic
It would be so funny
11:47 AM
Vic[photo]11:47 AM
Vic
Haha
11:47 AM
Paulina
Ok so turns out that’s actually not as funny as it sounds because candice sends me pics of her poop and the aftermath that she calls “skid marks” and it truly is more disgusting than I imagined.
3:01 PM
Vic
Ew
3:02 PM
Vic
Woah
3:02 PM
Vic
Like toliet skid marks
3:02 PM
Vic
?
3:02 PM
Vic
I thought you meant underweat for a min
3:02 PM
Paulina
Yeah her poop leaves hen behind
3:02 PM
Vic
..
3:02 PM
Vic
Ew
3:03 PM
Vic
Its fucke up. But its bryan so thats the only reason i find it so damn funny
3:03 PM
Paulina
I wouldn’t want to put Bryan under that trauma. She sends that shit to her friends she’s had since high school too and I’m like damn they must really love you to put up with you
3:04 PM
Vic
For reals. I would never send you a poop pic
3:29 PM
Vic
Man, you ever pop a white head and it like refills
3:29 PM
Vic
I hate that shit
3:29 PM
Paulina
Or pimples on places where the skin is really soft and it blemishes really bad and takes forever for the scar to go away
3:34 PM
Paulina
Aka my boob
3:34 PM
Vic
Ouhh girl
3:36 PM
Vic
I feel you
3:36 PM
Vic
I got some weird bumps
3:36 PM
Vic
OHHHBMYGOSH
3:36 PM
Vic
So i had a piece of glass in my foot awhile back
3:37 PM
Vic
So i dug into my foot and got it out. And i thought i had more
3:37 PM
Vic
So i was fucking with my foot
3:37 PM
Vic
Then i got more of these bumps
3:38 PM
Vic
Turns out i have athletes foot
3:38 PM
Vic
AGAIN
3:38 PM
Paulina
Oh shit
3:43 PM
Paulina
That sounds awful
3:44 PM
Vic
Yeah. So i thought i was digging as shards of glass. Apparently i've just been popping little blisters
3:47 PM
Vic
* out
3:47 PM
Vic
So dumb
3:47 PM
Vic
I just want nice feet
3:48 PM
Paulina
Damn dude they look like a good company
3:56 PM
Paulina
Have you gone to the doctor? Sometimes they prescribe medicine that’ll kill fungus n stuff that you can’t buy over the counter
3:57 PM
Vic
Right? I mean working the front part looks like it sucks but full time bakers have it sweet. Did i tell you they gave me a Christmas card? And a target gift card
4:00 PM
Vic
Ugh no. I should go soon. I need a checkup and i'm due for a pap
4:00 PM
Vic
I've heard about that
4:01 PM
Paulina
They try not to prescribe it because it’s hard on your liver. I had this fungus in between my little toe and second to last toe for years until they finally gave me the medicine
4:03 PM
Paulina[photo]4:34 PM
Paulina
From candice, sent me a poop pic directly after this
4:35 PM
Bryan
Bryan[photo]6:59 PM
Paulina[photo]7:44 PM
Bryan
Aweeee
10:21 PM
Bryan[photo]10:21 PM
Bryan[photo]10:21 PM
Bryan
Lol spoons why??? Haha
10:21 PM
Paulina
Cuz people spoon
10:24 PM
Bryan
Haha oh my god XD lol maybe, would you try it? Idk if i would
11:20 PM
Bryan[photo]11:20 PM
Bryan[photo]11:22 PM
Bryan
You feel any better fart princess?
11:22 PM
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29 2017
Bryan
Bryan[photo]2:32 AM
Bryan
Im sorry :/
2:32 AM
Bryan
Even though you being sick makes you mad at me haha
2:33 AM
Paulina[photo]2:35 AM
Bryan
Haha awwww toilet love! Oh my goodness that funny
2:36 AM
Bryan[photo]2:37 AM
Paulina
Straight from the sewers, homie
2:37 AM
Bryan
Omg haha how wasthe sewers lol? Oh paul
3:15 AM
Bryan[photo]3:17 AM
Bryan
Haha ewwwwww nooooooooo
3:17 AM
Bryan
Oh god no i use my tounge and whipe other plases haha i choose to not have poop on my tounge haha
3:18 AM
Paulina
Can you lick your armpit?
3:18 AM
Paulina
This is unrelated question
3:18 AM
Dr. D
Dr. D
Such fit
3:19 AM
Paulina
Much pecs
3:21 AM
Dr. D
Many abs
3:23 AM
Paulina[photo]3:28 AM
Dr. D
How cute, I like how the kitty has an x for a butthole
3:33 AM
Paulina
So modest, that cats butthole
3:41 AM
Vic
Paulina
Goddamn, he does seem to know a lot of crazy bitches
3:50 AM
Bryan
Bryan
I can not haha XD thatd be a long ass tounge
3:50 AM
Bryan
First day i met you i know we would get along haha
3:50 AM
Bryan
Ewwww mental image
3:51 AM
Dr. D
Dr. D
Is cinnabun enjoying the snow
3:52 AM
Paulina
She LOVES it
3:55 AM
Paulina[photo]3:55 AM
Vic
Vic
I kinda don't know how to feel
3:56 AM
Vic
Like, how do you have so many?
3:56 AM
Vic
And why is all of this happening right now
3:56 AM
Vic
Were having so many issues alreay
3:56 AM
Vic
And part of me is like. Maybe this is why he isn't so trusting
3:57 AM
Vic
Because maybe he's been talking with someone?
3:57 AM
Vic
I dunno
3:57 AM
Dr. D
Dr. D
Did baby Jesus bring her any presents
3:57 AM
Paulina
Yes! She got a dental chew, rawhide and a really cute tug o rope toy
3:58 AM
Vic
Paulina
“Going back to bed. Talk to you later”
3:58 AM
Vic
?
3:59 AM
Dr. D
Dr. D
Awwwww, how fun. Juanito got a DS and he broke it and it still works but because the top screen is loose he doesn't want it
4:01 AM
Paulina
What a poopy butthole
4:16 AM
Dr. D
Mr. PoopyButthole
4:17 AM
Paulina
He’s the most mister poopy butthole hole I’ve ever smelled
4:21 AM
Dr. D
Lol, are you ready for the new year
4:23 AM
Paulina
Guess so
4:31 AM
Paulina
Are you?
4:32 AM
Dr. D
Perhaps
4:35 AM
Paulina
Got any New Years resolutions?
4:44 AM
Dr. D
I need more pizza in my life
4:54 AM
Bryan
Bryan
Hahaha XD right!
4:54 AM
Dr. D
Dr. D
And you
4:55 AM
Bryan
Bryan
Yuuuss im a weiner but a cool one
4:55 AM
Dr. D
Paulina
😩💗❤️💗❤️💗❤️
4:55 AM
Vic
Paulina
Have so many? What you mean ?
5:13 AM
Paulina
Sorry idk what’s going on with snapchat I think it glitched and sent me your messages really late. You said in your earlier messages “like, how do you have so many?”
5:15 AM
Paulina
Omg lol
7:48 PM
Paulina
Younsk silly
7:48 PM
Paulina
*you so
7:48 PM
Vic
Was that the freezer vid? Lol
7:49 PM
Paulina
Yeah
7:50 PM
Vic
I hate it there
7:52 PM
Paulina
Looks so cold
7:53 PM
Vic
-1°
8:01 PM
Vic[photo]8:02 PM
Vic
I already get so cold so easy
8:02 PM
MONDAY, JANUARY 1 2018
Dr. D
Dr. D
We still have 5hrs left
3:03 AM
Paulina
I have 2 hours 🤩
3:04 AM
Dr. D
Are you excited for the coming year
3:05 AM
Paulina
Yes
3:07 AM
Paulina
Are you
3:07 AM
Dr. D
Meh, I just don't want to be 20, it's scary how fast time flies
3:09 AM
Paulina
Time really goes fast once you’re older
3:09 AM
Dr. D
How was Washington DC
3:14 AM
Paulina
It’s pretty cold but pretty fun! We saw the White House and it was very underwhelming lol
3:30 AM
Dr. D
Was it crowded, where your expectations too high
3:34 AM
Paulina
We were VERY far away from the gates
3:34 AM
Paulina
Cassidy’s cousin who brought us out here said he took pictures right in front of the gates in front of the front fence and saw George bush walking out with his wife and dog. And that his dog ran up to the gate too
3:36 AM
Dr. D
How cool, there should always be a dog in the gates
3:40 AM
Dr. D
Did you see any bald eagles
3:40 AM
Paulina
I saw bald seagulls 😂
3:46 AM
Dr. D
How majestic
3:47 AM
Paulina
VERY majestic. Can you resend your last snap? I accidentally backed out chat and didn’t see it
3:48 AM
Dr. D
That was my last response
3:49 AM
Paulina
Oh okay I thought I heard the snapchat thing and you sent a second message
3:51 AM
Dr. D
Are you going to see the ball drop, my geography of the East coast is terrible
3:52 AM
Paulina
Lol no New York City (where the ball drop is) is 4 hours away. Washington DC is in between West Virginia and Maryland. I just learned that two days ago! Lol
3:55 AM
Dr. D
I new DC was somewhere in Virginia, but Idk wich one, and I'm still not sure where NY is in a map
3:59 AM
Bryan
Bryan
You to darlin
4:26 AM
Dr. D
Paulina
Me neither
4:34 AM
Dr. D
25 mins left
4:36 AM
Dr. D
Excited
4:36 AM
Paulina
Yass girl 💃🏻
4:40 AM
Dr. D
Lol, I can't believe you took a screenshot. I just figured out how to make stickers
4:50 AM
Paulina
It was a funny moment! Lol you’re learning! 👍🏻
5:25 AM
TUESDAY, JANUARY 2 2018
Cassidy
Cassidy
Miss you baby
5:52 PM
Paulina
Miss you too. A lot of work over there?
5:57 PM
Cassidy
Yes lots
6:20 PM
Paulina
Oh ok
6:20 PM
Cassidy
Well it's don't
6:36 PM
Cassidy
It's going quick ish
6:36 PM
Paulina
That’s good. Did you read my ext
6:36 PM
Cassidy
Tarot
6:36 PM
Cassidy
tariff
6:36 PM
Paulina
*text
6:36 PM
Cassidy
Tarottari
6:36 PM
Cassidy
sticky
6:36 PM
Cassidy
stupid keyboard
6:36 PM
Cassidy
No I didn't
6:37 PM
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3 2018
Vic
Vic
5:52 AM
Paulina
😂😢 girl what happen?
6:17 PM
Vic
Lol crying at work
7:35 PM
Vic
Also I was cold and hungry. California felt so nice
7:36 PM
THURSDAY, JANUARY 4 2018
Vic
Paulina
Lol why you hijacking glasses
3:36 PM
Vic
Cuz de free
3:46 PM
Vic
Now we can be twins
3:46 PM
Vic
No one will be able to tell us apart
3:47 PM
Paulina
I don’t like dat
4:04 PM
Paulina
I want to be John Lennon by myself
4:04 PM
Vic
Alrighty harry
4:08 PM
FRIDAY, JANUARY 5 2018
Bryan
Paulina[photo]5:56 PM
Bryan
I think its cause you have to paul
5:56 PM
Bryan
Its in the fjne print
5:56 PM
Paulina[photo]5:56 PM
Paulina[photo]5:57 PM
Bryan
Hahaha XD
5:57 PM
Bryan[photo]5:57 PM
Bryan
I feel the love paul!
5:57 PM
Bryan
You can love me lol XD
5:57 PM
Bryan
Another fast year though
5:58 PM
Bryan
Man next is 25
5:58 PM
Bryan
Ugh.....
5:58 PM
Bryan
Feels like yesterday i turned 21
5:58 PM
Paulina
Right it’s freaky how fast things happen
5:59 PM
Paulina
I don’t like
5:59 PM
Paulina
I’m too nostalgic for this
6:00 PM
Dr. D
Paulina
That looks so nice
11:42 PM
Dr. D
This year was the warmest winter we've ever had
11:43 PM
Paulina
This has been the oppposite and it’s the coldest
11:45 PM