WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 27 2017
Vic
VicFor real I think about shit you've said and done and it gets me
3:29 AM
VicI think the jeep is the #1 though
3:29 AM
VicThe little toy car
3:33 AM
PaulinaWhen cinna fell out the car? Or you talking about something else?
3:33 AM
VicDominoes daughter
3:33 AM
PaulinaOhhhhhhhhh!!!
3:33 AM
PaulinaLololol dominoes
3:33 AM
PaulinaOmg we both couldn’t breath
3:33 AM
VicNo but that shit cracks me up
3:33 AM
VicSometimes typos are funny and i just send them the way they are
3:34 AM
PaulinaI was thinking about that a few days ago and chuckled
3:34 AM
PaulinaYe brings it to a whole notha level
3:36 AM
VicWhole new level of funny
3:37 AM
PaulinaOmg. Kanye. I can’t
3:44 AM
VicThis show is pretty great
3:45 AM
PaulinaCandice and I bonded over broad city and family feud.
3:46 AM
VicBoth AMAZING shows
3:46 AM
VicSteve Harvey is a character
3:46 AM
PaulinaI guess we bonded over broad city first
3:47 AM
PaulinaThat was our show for awhile ❤️
3:47 AM
VicThe last guy was some white dude i think
3:47 AM
VicHave you talked with her at all?
3:47 AM
PaulinaYeah we talked on the phone a few times. Phone calls even when I was home lasted like an hour at the least 😂
3:48 AM
VicThat's good. LOLOLOLOL
3:48 AM
VicThere's nothing like a good talk
3:48 AM
VicFo real. Steve harvey looks so done half the time on the show
3:49 AM
PaulinaCuz that man is 😂
3:49 AM
VicLike. He's just forced to be there and making the best out of a shitty situation
3:50 AM
Vici would be too with some of the dumb answears people give
3:50 AM
PaulinaI’d have stage fright too tho sometimes I get why they be dumb. Buuuut there are some prettty dumb people
3:51 AM
PaulinaThe weakest link in the fam, holding everyone back
3:51 AM
VicYeaaaaa, you right. I'd say something dumb.
3:55 AM
VicI want to see your family on family fued
3:56 AM
PaulinaLololol imagine Adans weird ass answers
3:56 AM
PaulinaMy mom would be angry the whole time
3:56 AM
VicOh dude. So my aunt couldn't be at christmas this year. And on one hand i felt alittle bad but on the other. IT WAS SO PEACEFUL
3:57 AM
Vicor at least more that usual
3:57 AM
PaulinaI bet it was nice
3:57 AM
VicFor real that's what i was thinking
3:57 AM
PaulinaYou got a fat ass nap there
3:57 AM
PaulinaI was fucking destroyed and had a fever on Christmas the whole day
3:57 AM
VicGod i came home today and fell asleep around 8 and woke up a 6
3:58 AM
VicOh, that's fucking terrible
3:58 AM
VicHow are you feeling today? You got medicine
3:58 AM
VicLol, so i heard my grandma say she was gonna have some codien and my first thought wad she was turning up, instead of she's my gma and is using it for its real use
4:00 AM
PaulinaCass handed me pills left and right and I puked them all up. On the hour, I’d wake up groggy as fuck cuz he gave me like 4 NyQuils and stumble to the bathroom to puke. I puked I think eight times. I spent this whole day with just his mom and she was like “oh my god my heart went out to you I couldn’t believe you were going for so long.” She was so sweet at one point she said she got up to smoke and heard me puke for the millionth time and said “oh my god where is it all coming from?” She cracked me up when she told me that
4:01 AM
PaulinaCodeine= party no matter what age
4:01 AM
VicAw, you poor baby
4:04 AM
PaulinaThe little gel pills
4:04 AM
VicI know, it just seems like alot
4:04 AM
VicThat is sweet and pretty funny
4:05 AM
PaulinaMy fevers fried my brain and i just took whatever cass gave me. I get so angry he always give me too much after I’ve told him I can’t do sleepy things cuz they fuck me up bad
4:05 AM
VicBut for real, did you have the dry harveys?
4:05 AM
VicUgh i get the brain fry. One time i felt like my eyes were gonna burn up in my head
4:06 AM
PaulinaSo much. I coughed up blood at one point. I made sure to drink water after my pukes cuz I couldn’t handle dry Harvey’s and at least puking water would be better
4:06 AM
VicI would too fuck
4:06 AM
VicThey gor doseage shit on the back
4:06 AM
PaulinaLol like that one time he suggested I drink a quarter of the NyQuil bottle
4:06 AM
PaulinaI’m so dumb for listening to him sometimes
4:06 AM
VicDidn't he just want you to go to sleep?
4:07 AM
PaulinaAHAHAHAHA YES
4:07 AM
VicGO TO SLEEP AND NOT WAKE UP US MORE LIKE IT
4:07 AM
PaulinaTILL DEATH DO US PART
4:08 AM
VicCass aka safesest dude around
4:08 AM
VicSafest bet your gonna get yourself hurt
4:08 AM
PaulinaI think it’s cuz He likes that shit, feeling all out of control and groggy. I hate it.
4:09 AM
VicI could see that
4:10 AM
VicYou and groggy don't mix
4:10 AM
PaulinaOmg I remember I was walking back into the bedroom and cass put the chair in front of her door thinking I was in bed and didn’t realize I wasn’t (even after laying in it and me loudly puking in the bathroom next door) and I didn’t know. I shoved the door but it shoved back and the tv is just to the left of the door and I ran eyeball first into the corner of the tv. I was like damn I’m gonna wake up with a black eye after this shitty night too?
4:11 AM
PaulinaLast night was far too wild
4:11 AM
PaulinaI get too clumsy! I hurt myself bad! Cass makes our room into a death trap!!
4:11 AM
VicTHAT'S TOO MUCH
4:12 AM
PaulinaLol I survived
4:12 AM
VicHe's tryna kill you for your fourtune
4:13 AM
PaulinaAll $41 dollars
4:13 AM
PaulinaHe’s tryna steal my dog
4:13 AM
VicOh shit, 41? You better tell him
4:13 AM
VicMaybe he'll stop
4:13 AM
PaulinaTell him so he knows what he’ll be getting? I don’t think so
4:14 AM
VicAwe, I miss you dude. I gotta go get ready for work. I hope you get some rest and feel better 😚😚😚
4:15 AM
PaulinaLol ok so kind of unrelated I’ve been mad laughing at that video you sent me where that girl gets a compliment on her butt and just hams it up
4:15 AM
PaulinaThanks girl. Hopefully soon we can video chat or just phone call
4:15 AM
Vici love that one
4:15 AM
PaulinaDish some dirt
4:16 AM
VicOuhhh girl u know it
4:16 AM
PaulinaHave fun at work 💃🏻
4:16 AM
VicMaybe later this week when your not so poopy and i'm not asleep haha.
4:16 AM
PaulinaWas it super delicious
6:10 PM
PaulinaI bet it was super delicious
6:10 PM
VicIt had onions, and it was caramelized
6:14 PM
PaulinaI don’t like when the wiener is too salty. Sausage sounds so yum
6:14 PM
VicI'm thankful my mom made chili and little dogoos
6:15 PM
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28 2017
Vic
PaulinaOmg!! I was looking for those socks!!!
1:55 AM
PaulinaI’m not sure. I reached for something and realized it kinda hurt. It looks like a paper cut but i wasn’t around paper?
4:29 AM
PaulinaNinja paper cut
4:29 AM
VicMannn. I hate finger cuts
4:34 AM
PaulinaLol unsolved mystery 🔮
4:34 AM
VicSpecially with hand washing and gloves
4:34 AM
VicHow are you feeling? Any better?
4:35 AM
PaulinaCass broke my glasses so I’m stuck wearing these lol
4:35 AM
PaulinaWhy you keep sending me Bryan snaps? Lol I replied to that snap and told him I miss him
4:36 AM
VicU my harry potter babe
4:36 AM
PaulinaNot puking no more tho!
4:36 AM
PaulinaLol I’m a hufflebitch
4:36 AM
VicI still want my surround sound puke
4:36 AM
VicI went from mouthoffs dad to hermyoknee
4:37 AM
VicHow'd he bust em?
4:37 AM
VicI dunno. They make me laugh and i want to share them together... lol
4:37 AM
PaulinaWe both laughed and lurched forward and his big dumb body threw my glasses off my face
4:37 AM
VicI miss him too. I actually really want to see him sometime
4:38 AM
PaulinaThat’s how cass broke my glasses
4:38 AM
VicBryan is a hoot. Like i feel like he would of been good on vine
4:39 AM
PaulinaFor definitely
4:42 AM
VicHe could of been a star
4:48 AM
VicFor like a year
4:48 AM
PaulinaLol Kevin could’ve been a star
4:48 AM
VicOur friends are dumb
4:48 AM
PaulinaYeah vine is gone got bought out by insta
4:49 AM
PaulinaA lot of viners went to YouTube tho so it kinda worked out
4:49 AM
VicI guess your right.
4:50 AM
VicWhat if like you me and kevin all sent bry shit pics
11:46 AM
VicLike i thought about it and he would be soooo upset
11:47 AM
VicIt would be so funny
11:47 AM
Vic[photo]11:47 AM
PaulinaOk so turns out that’s actually not as funny as it sounds because candice sends me pics of her poop and the aftermath that she calls “skid marks” and it truly is more disgusting than I imagined.
3:01 PM
VicLike toliet skid marks
3:02 PM
VicI thought you meant underweat for a min
3:02 PM
PaulinaYeah her poop leaves hen behind
3:02 PM
VicIts fucke up. But its bryan so thats the only reason i find it so damn funny
3:03 PM
PaulinaI wouldn’t want to put Bryan under that trauma. She sends that shit to her friends she’s had since high school too and I’m like damn they must really love you to put up with you
3:04 PM
VicFor reals. I would never send you a poop pic
3:29 PM
VicMan, you ever pop a white head and it like refills
3:29 PM
VicI hate that shit
3:29 PM
PaulinaOr pimples on places where the skin is really soft and it blemishes really bad and takes forever for the scar to go away
3:34 PM
PaulinaAka my boob
3:34 PM
VicI got some weird bumps
3:36 PM
VicSo i had a piece of glass in my foot awhile back
3:37 PM
VicSo i dug into my foot and got it out. And i thought i had more
3:37 PM
VicSo i was fucking with my foot
3:37 PM
VicThen i got more of these bumps
3:38 PM
VicTurns out i have athletes foot
3:38 PM
PaulinaThat sounds awful
3:44 PM
VicYeah. So i thought i was digging as shards of glass. Apparently i've just been popping little blisters
3:47 PM
VicI just want nice feet
3:48 PM
PaulinaDamn dude they look like a good company
3:56 PM
PaulinaHave you gone to the doctor? Sometimes they prescribe medicine that’ll kill fungus n stuff that you can’t buy over the counter
3:57 PM
VicRight? I mean working the front part looks like it sucks but full time bakers have it sweet. Did i tell you they gave me a Christmas card? And a target gift card
4:00 PM
VicUgh no. I should go soon. I need a checkup and i'm due for a pap
4:00 PM
VicI've heard about that
4:01 PM
PaulinaThey try not to prescribe it because it’s hard on your liver. I had this fungus in between my little toe and second to last toe for years until they finally gave me the medicine
4:03 PM
Paulina[photo]4:34 PM
PaulinaFrom candice, sent me a poop pic directly after this
4:35 PM
Bryan
Bryan[photo]6:59 PM
Paulina[photo]7:44 PM
Bryan[photo]10:21 PM
Bryan[photo]10:21 PM
BryanLol spoons why??? Haha
10:21 PM
PaulinaCuz people spoon
10:24 PM
BryanHaha oh my god XD lol maybe, would you try it? Idk if i would
11:20 PM
Bryan[photo]11:20 PM
Bryan[photo]11:22 PM
BryanYou feel any better fart princess?
11:22 PM
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29 2017
Bryan
Bryan[photo]2:32 AM
BryanEven though you being sick makes you mad at me haha
2:33 AM
Paulina[photo]2:35 AM
BryanHaha awwww toilet love! Oh my goodness that funny
2:36 AM
Bryan[photo]2:37 AM
PaulinaStraight from the sewers, homie
2:37 AM
BryanOmg haha how wasthe sewers lol? Oh paul
3:15 AM
Bryan[photo]3:17 AM
BryanHaha ewwwwww nooooooooo
3:17 AM
BryanOh god no i use my tounge and whipe other plases haha i choose to not have poop on my tounge haha
3:18 AM
PaulinaCan you lick your armpit?
3:18 AM
PaulinaThis is unrelated question
3:18 AM
Dr. D
Paulina[photo]3:28 AM
Dr. DHow cute, I like how the kitty has an x for a butthole
3:33 AM
PaulinaSo modest, that cats butthole
3:41 AM
Vic
PaulinaGoddamn, he does seem to know a lot of crazy bitches
3:50 AM
Bryan
BryanI can not haha XD thatd be a long ass tounge
3:50 AM
BryanFirst day i met you i know we would get along haha
3:50 AM
BryanEwwww mental image
3:51 AM
Dr. D
Dr. DIs cinnabun enjoying the snow
3:52 AM
PaulinaShe LOVES it
3:55 AM
Paulina[photo]3:55 AM
Vic
VicI kinda don't know how to feel
3:56 AM
VicLike, how do you have so many?
3:56 AM
VicAnd why is all of this happening right now
3:56 AM
VicWere having so many issues alreay
3:56 AM
VicAnd part of me is like. Maybe this is why he isn't so trusting
3:57 AM
VicBecause maybe he's been talking with someone?
3:57 AM
Dr. D
Dr. DDid baby Jesus bring her any presents
3:57 AM
PaulinaYes! She got a dental chew, rawhide and a really cute tug o rope toy
3:58 AM
Vic
Paulina“Going back to bed. Talk to you later”
3:58 AM
Dr. D
Dr. DAwwwww, how fun. Juanito got a DS and he broke it and it still works but because the top screen is loose he doesn't want it
4:01 AM
PaulinaWhat a poopy butthole
4:16 AM
Dr. DMr. PoopyButthole
4:17 AM
PaulinaHe’s the most mister poopy butthole hole I’ve ever smelled
4:21 AM
Dr. DLol, are you ready for the new year
4:23 AM
PaulinaGot any New Years resolutions?
4:44 AM
Dr. DI need more pizza in my life
4:54 AM
Bryan
BryanHahaha XD right!
4:54 AM
Dr. D
Bryan
BryanYuuuss im a weiner but a cool one
4:55 AM
Dr. D
Vic
PaulinaHave so many? What you mean ?
5:13 AM
PaulinaSorry idk what’s going on with snapchat I think it glitched and sent me your messages really late. You said in your earlier messages “like, how do you have so many?”
5:15 AM
PaulinaYounsk silly
7:48 PM
VicWas that the freezer vid? Lol
7:49 PM
VicI hate it there
7:52 PM
PaulinaLooks so cold
7:53 PM
Vic[photo]8:02 PM
VicI already get so cold so easy
8:02 PM
MONDAY, JANUARY 1 2018
Dr. D
Dr. DWe still have 5hrs left
3:03 AM
PaulinaI have 2 hours 🤩
3:04 AM
Dr. DAre you excited for the coming year
3:05 AM
Dr. DMeh, I just don't want to be 20, it's scary how fast time flies
3:09 AM
PaulinaTime really goes fast once you’re older
3:09 AM
Dr. DHow was Washington DC
3:14 AM
PaulinaIt’s pretty cold but pretty fun! We saw the White House and it was very underwhelming lol
3:30 AM
Dr. DWas it crowded, where your expectations too high
3:34 AM
PaulinaWe were VERY far away from the gates
3:34 AM
PaulinaCassidy’s cousin who brought us out here said he took pictures right in front of the gates in front of the front fence and saw George bush walking out with his wife and dog. And that his dog ran up to the gate too
3:36 AM
Dr. DHow cool, there should always be a dog in the gates
3:40 AM
Dr. DDid you see any bald eagles
3:40 AM
PaulinaI saw bald seagulls 😂
3:46 AM
PaulinaVERY majestic. Can you resend your last snap? I accidentally backed out chat and didn’t see it
3:48 AM
Dr. DThat was my last response
3:49 AM
PaulinaOh okay I thought I heard the snapchat thing and you sent a second message
3:51 AM
Dr. DAre you going to see the ball drop, my geography of the East coast is terrible
3:52 AM
PaulinaLol no New York City (where the ball drop is) is 4 hours away. Washington DC is in between West Virginia and Maryland. I just learned that two days ago! Lol
3:55 AM
Dr. DI new DC was somewhere in Virginia, but Idk wich one, and I'm still not sure where NY is in a map
3:59 AM
Bryan
BryanYou to darlin
4:26 AM
Dr. D
PaulinaMe neither
4:34 AM
PaulinaYass girl 💃🏻
4:40 AM
Dr. DLol, I can't believe you took a screenshot. I just figured out how to make stickers
4:50 AM
PaulinaIt was a funny moment! Lol you’re learning! 👍🏻
5:25 AM
TUESDAY, JANUARY 2 2018
Cassidy
CassidyMiss you baby
5:52 PM
PaulinaMiss you too. A lot of work over there?
5:57 PM
CassidyWell it's don't
6:36 PM
CassidyIt's going quick ish
6:36 PM
PaulinaThat’s good. Did you read my ext
6:36 PM
Cassidystupid keyboard
6:36 PM
CassidyNo I didn't
6:37 PM
WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 3 2018
Vic
Paulina😂😢 girl what happen?
6:17 PM
VicLol crying at work
7:35 PM
VicAlso I was cold and hungry. California felt so nice
7:36 PM
THURSDAY, JANUARY 4 2018
Vic
PaulinaLol why you hijacking glasses
3:36 PM
VicNow we can be twins
3:46 PM
VicNo one will be able to tell us apart
3:47 PM
PaulinaI don’t like dat
4:04 PM
PaulinaI want to be John Lennon by myself
4:04 PM
FRIDAY, JANUARY 5 2018
Bryan
Paulina[photo]5:56 PM
BryanI think its cause you have to paul
5:56 PM
BryanIts in the fjne print
5:56 PM
Paulina[photo]5:56 PM
Paulina[photo]5:57 PM
Bryan[photo]5:57 PM
BryanI feel the love paul!
5:57 PM
BryanYou can love me lol XD
5:57 PM
BryanAnother fast year though
5:58 PM
BryanMan next is 25
5:58 PM
BryanFeels like yesterday i turned 21
5:58 PM
PaulinaRight it’s freaky how fast things happen
5:59 PM
PaulinaI don’t like
5:59 PM
PaulinaI’m too nostalgic for this
6:00 PM
Dr. D
PaulinaThat looks so nice
11:42 PM
Dr. DThis year was the warmest winter we've ever had
11:43 PM
PaulinaThis has been the oppposite and it’s the coldest
11:45 PM