How does he do anything at all? Lol

I gave him smoothie I forgot I had in the freezer. It was frozen solid and he held it above between his legs and was squeezing it to try to get it out of the cup. It was like a cartoon, he squeezed it extra hard and it shot straight up at his eye.

I'm laughing now remmebering it but it was so not funny when it happened. He freaked out and held his stupid eye open asking if it was still there lol

He thought he busted his eye

I think the edge of the frozen smoothie caught him right underneath underneath his eye. It just looks like a small cut

His dad was there working on the auberle house in the same room. His dad kinda turned around said "you ok" then turned back to work. I think we're all use to clutzidy

What's up?

Awe howd you get em out

Ugh ive forgotten headphones and had musicless/podcastless 12 hour day

:( thats no good

Probanly having a great time

Ooooh deliciously decorative

But now you can pour them on slices of uour own cake from here on out tho

And no one will be the wiser on where you got them

Or why you carry extraedible cake decoarations

I can only imagine the flavor but I do have to say you will have the mpst dabulous pizza

That salad looks so yum

Awe i like his sweater

And how he wears his sweater lol

That actually looks oretty handy

I kinda wish i had one

But with the 99¢ sticker intact

You guys look like you're having a fun good day

Bruh. So movijg the parenrs into the house today. Moving truck and all. Earlier I saw Forrest and saw like a glimmer of something bad. I think hes finally realizing that hes not going to live with his parents anymore. My intuition is kicking in and some stupid shit is going to go down, i can feel it.

Send good vibes that nothing too wild goes down

Im actually not sure. Before we left we were told forrest would absolutelt not be living with us, we had mafe that very clear we would not share the house with him. As this move has come closer both parents have approched us with the idea that we should let him stay therr and live with him. But his dad has also made it clear forrest will absolutelt NOT live in the west end by himself. As crazy as this family is clear communication is not their strong suit. We have gotten most and main things into the new house. Once this day is over with Cassidy and i are giving them the either hes out or we're gone (perhaps to Portland). We are giving them a week to settle in their new house and hopefully forrest to move the fuck out as we are going to his grandparents camp mobile home for the next week to rest.

Sorry if thats a lot but that's pretty much life in a nutshell

Look of death

Teenage angst edition

Ok but dont twll harls but he legit looks like my cousin when we were 8. My cousin had that haircut the whole time we were 8 lol

Were you scared

Wow, im so sorry you soiled yourself

Did you shake it out of your shorts and place the little turdlette on a cracker?

Yeah he just looks like my cuz. I should find a pix lol

Lololol I love you. And her leaving the door open pretty much is that sign

I just... I still dont understand

Shes super nuts sometimes.

Nice. Hes trying to pay back all the blood sweat tears and money youve spent on him lol

Definitely feeling funky

I dislike that cass and I are opposites sometimws lol when im sleepy hes not and when he hits sleep town im awake

I hate hos he leaves me when im asleep tho

Hes a nigger bitch that way

Yeah usually he's hanging out in his sisters room

But like... Hes just sitting there on the laptop surfing the web. Im like dude wtf you could do the same exact thing but just next to me in bed

Naps with bae and dog are so sweet tho. We took one earliee but i was too apprehensive to really sleep

I bet it was tasty

I sleep in a room where one whole side of the wall os glass. We live in like straight ghetto and this house feels like its haunted lol. I dont want Cassidy 20 feet away from me in a different room where he would be oblivious to my cries of help lol

Aweeee i love Moana

Such a cutie movie

I was bouts to drink a Nyquil cocktail

Jk

I was gonna read till i fell asleep. Cass woke his cranky ass up and is being a bitch so i gotta lay quietly

Low-key getting fired up cuz hes a huge hypocrite about his "when im sleeping i expect you to sleep and lay with me" when he dont do me the same

Yeah

He snored too loud and stirred himself awake

Super dumb

Imma pee in his soup next time around

Nah like I wake up half the time hes gone

I get the whole hey dont wake me cuz I dont want to be woken eigher but i haye waking up alone.

Harold lololol

Yeah. Been there girl. Slave my life away working on hus dreams

Essence of Paulina is long gone. This body only exists for the boy

I'm only his Cassistant. Cassidy assistant.

My room mind and body are always a mess because pf Cassidy

Preach sister

I understand on such a deep level

As i type this hes bumbling arou nd our room grunting and breaking things

I weep for us

Tell him you need a treat yo self day

Need a i do me day

You do you day

A Go fuck yourself week

Jump off a bridge millennia

Suck a fuck holiday

Yeh i hope he gets it

No dude i get it

I been there

I get in such a foul mood when my environme t is messy

Ive been keeping up my room and kitchen in this god forsaken house and ive been slowly getting really fuckijg pissed because it literally only last a couple hours before one of the bartons just wrecks it. Im so sick of it

Yeah you may be onto something with that bruh.

Dude. He hasnt even been half as bad as his sister

Its so bad

They make feel like im the insane one for not wanting to live in filth its been hard

Can you get prescribed drugs so I can crush it up and put it in their puddings? Lol

I dont ask for a lot! I really don't! Ive let go of having a really clean house and just want a house thats at least half clean!

She keeps most of the dishes in her room. There are never any spoons or forks. She'll bring down dishes after a week or two. Most have mold on them. God its so gross.

Shes never done dishes since ive been here. So far ive been the only one. And thats ebcause I absoultely had to. I could not eat or cook until I cleaned that kitchen ot was so disgusting.

Ive stopped trying to get them to clean. Theyre just dumb when I make any reasonable requests.

Ive asled her to try to bring dishes down sooner before they mold. She agreed. It has yet to happen.

The bartons and empty promises: the saga.

I weep for us

I hope you get your room clean as soon as you get the chNce. Ultimately you'll feel a million times better

Use anger as your motivation lol thats how i do

It feels like paradise

The livings easy

When your room is clean

I have 3 orgasms fantasizing about living in a clean room

Weirdly, same lol

Yeah. Just perform on stage at least once. The rush is probably awesome

Love you too, have a good one today ☝🙏

The cheetah but also the sweater o e

Oh yeaahh! Nthats that one sweater he wore funny

Farty

Hows clothws shopping?

Looks like fun fun fun!

Ooooh that karate crop top is damn cute

Those earrings are like yummy macaronis

Chace showed up and helped

He superman

Car is restored

Thank god for chace

I was going to murder him

Well this would be like the millionth time he worked on a car and it go to shit lol

I wouldnt wish dumb Cassidy stunts on my worst enemy. Hes hard on life and me lol