Oh my God I feel that so bad

Ramen. Porn. No sense of shame

Also dumb bitch didn't even record a full ad in the seconds she had

I was just thinking about that snap and then it popped up on my snap chat flashbacks

Omg presh

Hes like my whole family lol

The adult stores here aren't bad... But they really don't compete with Portland

I can't wait to go to an adult store in Portland. I saw this cute purple plastic nipple clamp thingies that kinda looked like mini clothes hangers and thought of you lol

We should go toy shopping together. It was fun that time we went together with bridget

Lol you crack me up

Oy vey do I feel ya. This humidity is killer. Been humid since spring

Ive learned I don't actually hate heat I just hate humidity

Lol forrest

Oh forrest for the whole time we've been living here has been pizza delivery drivers for like all sorts of pizza chains

Yeh the bidet surprised me with its perfect aim into my butthole and crazy amount of water pressure

So it shot it directly into my ass but I didn't realize the weird feeling until I shot it back out 👾

Yes

I no longer let him make homemade enemas

MacGyver enemas

No

He is just retarded

No one but me wants to see that man naked

He strips all the way down to do enemas

That's his trick

Lol wait what?

P sure they don't even want to see him naked. Cassidy sure knows how to be a crazy bitch back and burn some mad bridges

Lol whoa super weird you just brought up the moon we were just talking about when the full moon is

I noticed a yellow haze around it when I was driving earlier

It's not super big over here

Same sky, different perspectives. Kinda neat to think about

Muy claro? You mean muy caliente?

Claro means clear

Outside is too clear?

Lol I have no idea what you mean now

Oh it's spelled muriendo

I'm sure if I heard you I would've known instantly what you meant lol

Lol who's that with you? That's not Harley is it??

Oh yeah I was wondering where the heck that went

Oh thankies!

Hey isn't Harley allergic to bee stings?

😂 OH my lord only in Gresham

Jesus

What is happening in people's minds these days

Oh shiiitt can't wait to hear ir

Also post Malone seems like a huge sweetheart

Free and liberating

No not yet. We were gonna head to his dad's last night to carpool to grandpa's camp (2 hours away), buuuut it got late and we were tired. I've got all our shit packed and put away in the car but I think we're waiting on hearing back from his daddy-o Cuz that niggy ain't packed yet

Kinda ish. I guess it would be nice but he's bringing his dog ebony and she pukes during car rides sometimes lol

I totally thought we was gonna be the reason we were late but turns out he didn't even start packing until like an hour ago

When "Bae" is like top notch a dummy but you tryna

See past it since he's going through hard tines