You'd be the type to take a vid if i fell through

Gotta wipe with some lotion next time

Awaaaeeeeee. Those plants look so good next to those mugs

That black shelf mug is my fave

😂😂😂 ya nast nast but a great problem solver

I'm okays, cass made me a grilled cheese and tomater soup like I asked him to lol

Yass queen

He burnt one, he gave me the lesser burned one

What video are you talking about?

Mann im so lost im sure im gonna feel dumb when i realize what youre talking about lol

I have no idea

Was it on snap? Man im gonna blame this on just finishing cleaning the house

Bella looks weird

She is a weirdo

Yeah soubds like separation issues

Purebread what breed?

Goddamn. Shes lived a rough life

Here you are pulling her pigtail/ear

This is a No tolerance no bully zone vic vic vic

Just trim it

You need really sharp hair scissors

Otherwise its scary to trim

Shes kinda yours too no? She sleeps at your house lol

She dont pay no rent

You can trust the ones you can see the eyes to

"My house, my rules, Barley"

:,o whooo-boy that made me gigle imagining yoy sayibg that

Yeah sorry for the typos, I was rush texting out the door

I keep getting your snaps fron yesterday i think lol

Ugh android

Lolno it's just the normal seat but i just said it really confidently

Dang. I woyldve given you raviolis they revitalised me

"Didnt we just do this

"

Hilarious

Lol

Classic™

He looks like my cousin when we was younger so much its weird lol

LOLOL

He aint Salvadoran no no

He promoted to mexican

Its called eat n park

Like sharis but way better and they have a salad bar

During breakfast tome the have a brealfast bar and its magical

I just puked it all up tho

Thats what i hear too. Usually by like bed time i get an appetite and want to eat without being nauseous.

I hope the pukes die out soon lol

Also im not a fan of telling people im pregnant because I feel like people probs think "annnd now the bitch is pregnant"

Like I was MIA and then i pop out of nowhere pregnant lol

Surprise for us all.

Still kinda surprising. For the months ive been off birth control this month weve had sex like twice. Its kind of unheard of.

All the other months weve had sex like rabbits.

All the variables were at a weird chance i guess.

Lol down thwre bishh we hella north. I'm eventually gonna make my way to my moms. Aint no way I'm gonna go through this without her or my dad

Or beat my ass

I say that jokingly but i honestly never know with her lol

Abortion a la carmen style

Oh no

Oh no

But secretly

Oh yes

Secretly yes to how catchy that song ia

Is

I for sure wanna have my baby

Also, you got me thinking about thw bella thing. I dont even know how i would train her to eat/drink without being watched. I wouldnt want to starve my dog but thats like the only way almost.

💖

How are you??

Just burn it 🌚

Im doing good.

Lol its ok. I'm nervous and still kind of letting the idea sink in but trying not to get my hopes up in case there is a miscarriage. I guess its prettt common to miscarry. My mom miscarried right before me, actually.

So sad

Dude shit makes me tear up so easy now

Oh really? She sheds at this time, im surprised too. I would think she would shed the most before summertime

I yam?

My boobs had gottwn a lot bigger

They hurt too

So far its like shitty pms with hypersensitive smell/ nausea

Oh right, it's been 50-60° and rainy here kind of portlandish weather and i forgot california is just always sweaty lol

Sometimes. I think it really depends on women. Birthing babies does take it out of ya. Bridget confirmed that Megean had way softer hair before her babies but after her hair got course and worry

Wirey

Oh man, am i gonna be the meanest milk shooter in the wild wild East. I bet i could aim and shoot within a few feet.

My body is coming up with new superpowers

Yeah I do. Coco butter reminds me of when my ma was pragnant with my sister's

Back when she use to care

Made by a fool 😋

I mean the reaction he gives everyone is his name

Thankies

Awwwrwew that sounds so sweet

He gotta shave my legs in a few months oooh

Shave my coochi

Jk i aint got that trust in that man.

Mama mìa!

Yeah. I know. Amateur hour over here compared to my golden fruity tootie toes that you beautifully crafted

Oh girl i know

Im pretty sure thay was the only time my mom shaved her bush

No dude thanks for reminding me. Throw at me whatever prego/birthing stuff you know or have recently learned cuz its always useful to talk about

The good men don't

But I feel so good when its baby smooth

Preach

We all got our vices

Yes

Bruther

I crack up so hard thinking about that

It us

Hulk Hogan

What dog?

I never known of him

Yum, shicken muggets

Is Dat couscous stur fry??

Genius.

You still have time

Surprisingly one of the only things I could eat a couole days ago.

The smell just so strong

Smell of eggs

Lol my hyoer smell bever goes away

Permanent pregnancy power

Along with permanent belly bump even after giving birth

My stomach sac is just inflated

I would win so mamy of those hot dog eating contests and restaraunt all you can eat challanges

Yah

But that just means you can hold more stuff in your belly

Like a kangaroo pouch

But inside

Grab and hold

Direct eye contact

Yes

People are fuckinf strange

Moan real loud when I get a hand toucher. Goal is to get them to pull away frightened

Scream real loud like im hurt lololol

Jess?

Whys that

Sounds like its garbage night for all lol :(

Shit happens.

There was one night almost all three of us closers calldd in at Safeway. It was nuts. I was first to call in lucky enough so i didnt get the biggest guilt trip lashing. I think the last person who tried to call got an earful and was forced to come in and she was sick as a fucking dog.

Oh shit for reals you asshole blue....i dont even know, why is it blue? No blood flow circulation ? How did you even see that?

I.... I cant even imagine...like...could i pull a Bri and ask to see it? Sorry if thats like innapropriate

Popped blood vessels?

From pop

Pooping?

Lol i gotchu

I was gonna say but crop out the sores cuz I googled it enough I know how bad it can look

Like the herpes spread to your anus or just your asshole has herpes

Yeah cuz that shit sounds crazy

I mean. Just give me a vague description, is it like light blue where its barely blue but its blue

He probably is....

I mean...you always have herpes you just dont alwYs have symptoms.

Ah ok, now I can picture that. I was like imagining like a bright sky blue asshole and i was like "HOW CAN BE?"

I dont know that i want it now lololol

Do you just put topical stuff on your outbreals to sooth it?

Lol ok send it. Curiosity kills the cat after all

That snap I sent was how i picture tour butthole btw. Thought process behind that was the only way i would notice. My butthole being blue is if it was BRIGHT but i realize you were pribs checking out youe outbreak and noticed you b-hole

Duly noted

I aint gonna judge. Bodys are gross.

Oh. Ita barely blue. Also not as gross as i thouvbt it would be.

Im really sorry your outbreak is hurting you

I feel for you. Open sores in that region is so tragic

Im sorry babe :(

I wish i was there so you could lay back, abreva and ice it and i could nurse you bacl to health. Make ya din din

Carry you to the bathroom lol

Boys are dumb. Hed be bitching out so hard if he had half of what you be dealing with

Men kinda suck that way

Well yeah. Also, im sorry if i have ever made a herpes joke or remark. I think i would be really sensitive about it too.

Well, we each other ride or dies but i would never want to prey on your uncomfortableness or insecurities even if we are "allowed" to go there ya know? I respect you. I love you s

You surprised me lol i was like damn she taking this with a lot more stride than i would.

"Good"

Pp buddies

Thats for both at the clinic pp or in the stalls peepee

Peepee buddies for life

ThT damn house party

That was i believe before the trainwreck texts to chase that i fueled on lololol

Somebody should change this channel lololol im pretty sure someone said thay and thats when we noticed the music was coming from a stupid music cable channel

That pic was Merely minutes before that i think

Lololol! Smoking weed like ita crack in weird nooks of the house

Ok but talking about that shit makes me laugh so hard because even though that shit happened so long ago we keep coming uo with fresh jokes off of it

Both stupid

Yah

Liz I feel is worse but emmas like attention is reserved on like guys i think

For REAL THO

dude fo sho

Biggest bitchsst

Stupid asses with lower pain thresholds

Boys suck. No compassion i swear

Lololol

Clasic™

Yeah we still make out

I just ask to make out sometimes. I love kissing. When were too tired or are gross off

oftogethe

*together we just give each other handies and male out.

I feel you. I think cass is the first guy i still even after all this time get excited or little buutterflies with to do the same shit. I think he feels like same. Theres definately times were both like eh to certain things because weve gotten use to it.

Awe so sweet

Maybe just be like hey babe can we #throwback and make out for 10 mins lol

Also lolz at the perc. "Dont worry baby. You aint gotta pay ya mama this time. It on me."

24 is like an odd age nunber

I like 23

Lol your adventure looks fun fun

The anal bead hair scrunched scrunchie thingies lol

Maybe they can stretch and bounce back but my asshole dont.

Uuuum and dirty as murky water at that??? Teriyaki place get it together.

My fishies😋

If it starts feeling tingly like burning take it off quick

Chemical burns are real.

That shit stibgs and takes a while to heal

Lucky dog. It dont even budge when i use it on anywhete but mt mustache

Genetics es weird lol

Is that a gold mask??

Its a treat yo self kinda day

Shit what you draw peoples teeth?

Dental diagrams?

Ooooh that makes more sense

Looks cool

Im good. Brits over and weve been having good talks. She talki g to me about her new boy

He seems cool. Met him a few times. Hes like a laid back country boy and seems like honest and stuff.

Cass says he reminds him of me the way hes like reserved in the whole love relationship aspect lol. I love like a country boy what can I say

She's doing ok. Cassidy had a talk with her whike on the drive home. Ralked about how shes got to be honest with him, us and herself. I dunno if it sunk in yet, sometimes us taurus girls need a minute to realize the meaning behind words.

Im cassidys knight on a shining tractor

Even baby aside like rule number one of life: dont be a dick lol

Kill him

Then cook him

Lol awe cute butt

Hows youe body feeling?

Thats good. Eat anything good as of late?

Dang that sounds so tasty

Im eating a yummy salad meow

With buffalo chicken tendies

Lavor ready treated me good. Harleys not dumb and is probably smarter than 70% of the people they usually get. Its a plus he drives and as long as he shows up on time they probably would really love him

Goos. I drove us uo for grandparents camo

Camp. Its so gorgeous out here but doubley gorgeous out in the country. The autumn air smells sp fucking good

Harlem foxtrot his shit

His name is so fun to fuck with lol

Where yall going tonight?

Funzies

Is he going to dance with ya? Lol

Yall celebrating his b day kinda?

Oh coolies, cant wait to see

Dang im sorry for him too the

Luna (kevins dog) passed away

I know right. I wanted to comment something on his thing but didn't know what

That cake is gorgeous!!

Lol can you add me on your text

Just play in.

Gimme some uh dat suchi

Lol maybe just a bit goofy

I listened to that song you recomended highly

Ah, broth bowls seem like they would be weak

Broccolir cheddar is mt fave

Yummiest

Idk if its too bland it makes me nauseous

Fave sandwich tho?

Yummy

That soubds so good

I crave egg

I'm not sure, its been awhile. I remember thinking it was a very tranquil, soothing song but I wasnt in the right mood for a calming song lol

Hes so attractivw now lol

How old he is? Probs younger than my old man

My baby daddy

My hoehoe

Gotta be like 28 or so

Oh hes just a baby

With no one to take care of us

One time Cass and i got really stoned and we'd been laying in bed for long while, lights on, eyes open. And I just kinda rolled over and looked at him and said "were all just little kids, but with no one to take care of us." cue stream of tears from me. Cass joined in crying with me. It was so sad

I think that happened a year and a half ago. We still talk about it and still think it's true lol

I think cass recently said it like a month ago and we both teared up

It's those sad moments and communications that are so pivotal in relationships

Our poor little hearts

We just go through so a many new things

Silver fox

Oh dang girl, WEEKS?? yous a survivor for sure

Yes sum, I member

True. Why is it so sad when a long sesh is over tho. Like even the most amazing one I'm sometimes like damn I'm sooo satisfied but why couldn't it just go on forever

Good times. I think we've only. Managed to do that twice or so

Yes 🙄

I have too

Omg there was once Cassidy was asleep and I was trying to do myself and he would stir and interject for. Second and he RUINEDFOUR OF MY ALMOST GASMS THAT NIGHT

I was PISSSED

He kept FALLING ASLEEP AFTER 1 MINUTE

Game ender

Murder, she wrote

Omg THE THUNDER IS ON

You turned me onto pancakes and yogurt!

Yeah like crepe style

Yeah I feel you. Work food ain't so good after awhile

Lolol if I had nickel for all the times you've sent me a pic of cooking in progress then a burnt pic directly after I'd be bill gates

Bad for you

I think it's even worse for your tummy

Starts gnawing at itself

Thankies!

I getchu. Or so starving but you don't quite lose your appetite, you just don't know what you want

Struggle is then, too real

Me. I'll be starving and won't know what my nausea will permit me to eat

Usually OK

So far pizza and pizza related things I can stomach most of the time

Bread cheese sauce

My. Go to lol

Oh and eggs

On toasy

Yuckies

I've never had more desire to drink until last week

Hell NAH

Lololol IT'S TRUE THO

I want to just feel blurry sometimes

I was kidding with cass and I was like damn now a bitch can't judge another bitch that's pregnant and drinking. I get it!

Yes

I've been wanting that lolol

Definately letting my kid know they almost led me to drinking

Omg. My sister's were so funny when I told them Sunday

My dad and brother are STOKED. my sister's And mom are excited and happy too but not as vocal as the guys

They were cracking mad jokes. They got me pretty good. I didn't expect my teenage sisters to be buckle down serious and their reactions made me happh

Like they asked when I was due and I just said may 8th or later and Lili said "ugh, you gotta share your birthday month with that little shit?"

I hope so. She was so sweet. She said like we'll your at a good age to start a family, mKe sure to keep taking care of yourself.

My dad reacted like how most white moms would react to hearing the news. He got loud and said oh my God a few times super excited, then asked if I was taking vitamins lolol

Im really hoping cassidys things will pull through so we can fly over there soon!

No :( I just been eating more green leafy things and fruits

Lol my thoughts too

I like to think it's because the end part of sagittarius is almost taurus so we have similar minds

I'm just goofin. It's cuz we're both beautiful, smart and funny.

Lol!

That too

I'LL add that to the list

Hmm. Went out to the overlook by my house with cinna. Watched some dude take professional photos there. We about to go eat with his daddy in a sec

For real I'm sick of pizza but Its hard because my stomach is gatekeeping so hard and only lets that in sometimes

It looks so reaaaal

Cass says it's really bizarre because most printer stop midway printing money

Even if it's wrong size

Yeah. Isn't that so weird

He says it just stops before or midway during print

Yummy pancakes. I think I'll make some tomorrow

What's he peeling?

Yeah the snaps of these usually are weak

Lololol fuckin please do

Yass she is so funny. I watched a vid of her waxing and when she went off on tomatoes I wS omg girl after my own heart

Shes cool

Lol what was that vid snap about

You recording then realizing you're accidentally recording?

You showed the floor and said fuck

ohhhhh right

Lol silly girl