Raise ya hand if yous a cute ass!

And so is you

The girl in the orange velvet Track suit slamming her head against the glass in the hospital is me

Fuck that fat pregnant bitch

Lol I knew you'd want it

Lol Olympia. More like ohlimpia, the way she was waddling.

What'd he say? Lost his ring? Niggas be loud here

Mann I wish I talked to you sooner. I was having a baller day. Should've just called you when I was kicking it with Forrest lol

Shiiiit

Same lol

Men always end up losing rent money

Why is that a thing lol

Gamble it, drink it

Omg mind link

Dribble

Most probably string cheese

String cheese ain't cheap

With strippers you can just get a fishing wire through your dollar and pull it back when they aren't looking

😢🐛

That's my emotions rn

Lol so idk the few people we deal with, the actual legit ones like biker dude give me like Xanax or Valium or pills like that from time to time. I don't take pills but I especially don't now that I'm preggers so I think it's hilarious they give me stuff. I just end up putting it in our first aid kids or my travel size Tylenol bottle in case other people need ir

The travel size Tylenol bottle has a concoction of Tylenols, those gifted pills and regular ass ibuprofen. Cass had a huge migraine yesterday and I gave him the bottle to take a small chunk one of the painkillers. Just now he asked for a muscle relaxer and I just looked at him funny. I was like... You realize you just took one of my motion sickness pills right? I guess he had been taking motion sickness pills instead of the good stuff the past few days 😂

Fuck I'm sorry that was lo g

Long

Sorry that joke had a lot more back story than the actually punchlibe

Nothing really.

They're meant for pregnant girls

And they didn't do jackshit for me

He acts more pregnant than me

I swear he's gotten way worse since I've been pregnant

I literally feel like pregnant Sandra bullock

Dude my sis sent me a bunch of bird box memes

Lol she said it's the main reason she watched it

For the memes

Yes?

Hmmm which one

Oh yes

She was retarded

Olympia still the worst

Lol no but you make me wanna re-watch ir

Hahaha

I wish I watched it with yall

I watched it alone but I bet yall had mad commentary

Lol are you having a Stroke

I have strokes too

Oh. I'm just here dating a dumbass

Is he questioning why he's a stroke or something I said

Lol

Omg

Oh. My. Gosh.

Tanks

Bitmojis are fun to make

I made cassidys

His bitmoji looks more handsome than him tho. Mostly because bitmojis only have brushed hair options

Yeh

Truth

He's just... So dumb sometimes.

I have no idea how he can be upset over me being irritated that he lost all that money

He lost $1000 last month

He's just trying me at this point

Well the police station is right next. To the pizza place

Oh I was on the whole. Him. Leaving the baby at the pizza place lol

I don't think it got turned in.

He did have it at the house tho. He pulled out his wallet to pay Forrest at one point.

I don't think Forrest took it tho.

I think he literally set it somewhere

But like hid it

I guess I had said that "words are hard" to you thing for the first time when I had just started hanging with Cass and had you on speaker. I think I was trying to get off the phone with you for awhile and was like getting short with you lol

got a kick out of how unfazed you were by me being a dick

I was like idk that's just how she is. No skin off her back. And she loves me lol

We just on that friend level I guess lol it's our dynamic

Ive probably gotten away with being a dixk far more than normal people in your life, but I think we both do that for each other. Plus we kinda earned it with the things we'll do for each other

Going on 6 hard years sis

I think this year is going to be good tho

That's the first time I said/felt that on new years

Omg. Happy birthday from the east coast!

That pup loves him so much

Something about animals and bonding with them is so heartwarming

People. Keep telling me cinnamons going to love my baby hard but I'm just laughing the thought of her not giving two shits about my baby

Right? I want to prove everyone wrong lol

God couldn't let me prove everyone wrong about the gender

I just wanted all the people who guessed girl to be wrong lol

Everyone guessed girl

Mitch when I told him was like "I KNEW IT" I was like stfu, everybody knew it. You ain't special.

Nobody except my cousin guessed boy and that was to spite everyone else lol

Cute bra

😍😍😍

Ooh es pretty. I need a go through my bullshit piles of clothes soon

I washed stuff but fuck man. There's too much to put away

Omg so presh

Omg you wearing my shirt? 😉😍

Awwwewew I'd keep my change in there too

Harley is me. And you are my every day reality

Your head buns be cute

You crack me up. I looked and saw your last snap was 44 minutes ago and I thought surely she has most if not all her make up done.

Its ya leisure day girl, go on with ya phat butt self and work it out

Omg. Him long boarding with Bella is so awesome!

Way more coordinated than my cinnamon and a sled

Tell him I say he looks cooler than Tony hawk and an Alaskan combined

*Alaskan musher

For reals it made me happy to see him and Bella enjoy themselves like that.

Precious moment. Hope you save that snap

Yes maam

I love how you and her both have colorful and abstract art yet still wildly your own style

Right? OK I'll tell her when she comes back in the room

They're neat. Real genuine people.

It looks like your having a great night. Awe love you little bug

Good mamá vibes your way

U cant film him unless he signed your consent form