SUNDAY, MARCH 24 2019
Vi
PaulinaWhat’s I send?
4:56 PM
MONDAY, MARCH 25 2019
Vi
Paulina[photo]11:53 AM
Paulina2 years ago, today. How is she so judgmental and only a dog?? 😂😂
11:53 AM
ViDamn those eyes thought
4:09 PM
PaulinaWas it for like a max ticket??
5:55 PM
PaulinaI wish we could eat together lol. Grandmas cooking is alright but it’s all like grease butter and starch
5:55 PM
PaulinaCanned vegetables 😖
5:56 PM
ViMe too gurrl. I've stepped up my cooking game moving out here
5:56 PM
ViI wanna cook for you :(
5:56 PM
ViI would make you fresh stuff
5:56 PM
ViOld people cooking sounds nasty
5:56 PM
PaulinaWe’ve had to basically just stop cooking. Grandmas super possessive about her kitchen. She’s nuts
5:56 PM
PaulinaThen she gets cranky when she has to cook. It’s a lose lose any way you cut it
5:57 PM
ViBe like "c'mon gramma??! I got a life to live, i gotta raise a baby. I can't eat this!!"
5:57 PM
ViOld people get weeeird about shit
5:57 PM
ViDamn. I'm sorry gurl
5:57 PM
PaulinaUgh I wish. She would get real fucking offended if we pointed out her food isn’t the healthiest. Holy shit I wouldn’t want to face her after that
5:57 PM
ViI kind of lowkey hope you lose you shit on everyone someday and they realize what cunts thier being
5:58 PM
ViAlso lil mama. U pregnate
5:59 PM
ViIf you get crazy blame it on that
5:59 PM
ViOr say the doctors said something about your diet
5:59 PM
ViI'm sorry gramma sucks
5:59 PM
PaulinaLolol so my cool scale the research study gave me logs my weight and sends it to an app on my phone. Me and cass we’re laying down and I opened my app to tell him about my weight progress. I see there’s “an unknown” person weight on there and I’m confused as hell. I look at it closer and turns out grandma literally weighed herself like minutes before I opened my app and I can see her weight. I’m pretty sure she heard us once I figured it out
6:00 PM
PaulinaShe’s weighs 226 lol that’s right bitches, you use my scale, I’ll know how much you weigh
6:01 PM
ViLol thats pretty funny
6:03 PM
ViHow much do you weigh with the baby.
6:04 PM
ViAlso? How is baby
6:04 PM
PaulinaRn I weigh 143 lbs
6:05 PM
PaulinaThe baby, as I found out today is 4lbs and 7 oz
6:05 PM
ViI pretty much the same
6:05 PM
ViI had 145 lbs before breakfast
6:05 PM
ViI'm you plus baby
6:05 PM
Vi[photo]6:06 PM
PaulinaOh did I send u ultrasound pics?
6:06 PM
PaulinaThey’re on fb messenger
6:06 PM
PaulinaLol do you still got messenger notifications turned off?
6:07 PM
Vi[photo]6:10 PM
PaulinaSometimes she can be a cunt, but mostly she’s just crotchety
10:18 PM
ViBut I'm guessing shes sweet sometimes
11:03 PM
PaulinaShe is. She can be funny as hell too.
11:04 PM
ViGrandpa looks cool
11:05 PM
PaulinaBut I guess she does have tinnitus, her toe nail is falling off and her knees really bother her
11:07 PM
PaulinaAnd I know I can get cranky pants over a paper cut and I have to remind myself that’s a lot to deal with on top of her grandson being annoying lol
11:07 PM
TUESDAY, MARCH 26 2019
Vi
PaulinaConsider this a commissioned work. I’ll pay you in gum next time I see you
1:29 AM
ViImma remember that
1:30 AM
Vichewed? Or fresh
1:30 AM
PaulinaU deserve it 😏
1:38 AM
PaulinaAs much as you can chew in one day
1:46 AM
PaulinaIt’s gonna be hurting
1:47 AM
PaulinaAllll night
1:47 AM
ViI chewed a whole pack of hubba in class once
1:47 AM
FRIDAY, MARCH 29 2019
Vi
PaulinaMan I saw a full length pic of me from when I visited Portland and I was like damn. I use to be little
6:22 PM
PaulinaIt’s weird how fast and suddenly you get big!!
6:23 PM
PaulinaFast body changes really put things in perspective
6:23 PM
ViIts weird seeing you preggers
6:23 PM
PaulinaI’m weird preggers
6:27 PM
ViHows the study mama?
8:43 PM
PaulinaOooh do I see bamboo shoots?
9:06 PM
PaulinaOh that was for my non stress tests. They just checking if Paulina jr’s heart rate and movements are normal
9:08 PM
PaulinaThey said it’s good
9:08 PM
ViYes. I love bambooshoots ♡
9:20 PM
SATURDAY, MARCH 30 2019
Vi
PaulinaCass cyber PO decides weeks after her walk through it’s not ok for us to have a smart tv. So we were like well. We don’t want this to be a reason cass goes to jail for over a year, let’s store it for now. We put a their bedroom tv in place of the kitchen tv and she’s like pissed. For unknown reasons.
3:23 PM
SUNDAY, MARCH 31 2019
Bryan
BryanHaha awww nooo paull
2:32 AM