March 22 – March 31, 2019
SUNDAY, MARCH 24 2019
Vi
Paulina
What’s I send?
4:56 PM
MONDAY, MARCH 25 2019
Vi
Paulina[photo]11:53 AM
Paulina
2 years ago, today. How is she so judgmental and only a dog?? 😂😂
11:53 AM
Vi
Damn those eyes thought
4:09 PM
Paulina
Was it for like a max ticket??
5:55 PM
Vi
Yea yea
5:55 PM
Vi
It was
5:55 PM
Paulina
I wish we could eat together lol. Grandmas cooking is alright but it’s all like grease butter and starch
5:55 PM
Paulina
Canned vegetables 😖
5:56 PM
Vi
Me too gurrl. I've stepped up my cooking game moving out here
5:56 PM
Vi
I wanna cook for you :(
5:56 PM
Vi
I would make you fresh stuff
5:56 PM
Vi
Old people cooking sounds nasty
5:56 PM
Paulina
We’ve had to basically just stop cooking. Grandmas super possessive about her kitchen. She’s nuts
5:56 PM
Paulina
Then she gets cranky when she has to cook. It’s a lose lose any way you cut it
5:57 PM
Vi
Be like "c'mon gramma??! I got a life to live, i gotta raise a baby. I can't eat this!!"
5:57 PM
Vi
Old people get weeeird about shit
5:57 PM
Vi
Damn. I'm sorry gurl
5:57 PM
Paulina
Ugh I wish. She would get real fucking offended if we pointed out her food isn’t the healthiest. Holy shit I wouldn’t want to face her after that
5:57 PM
Vi
I kind of lowkey hope you lose you shit on everyone someday and they realize what cunts thier being
5:58 PM
Vi
Also lil mama. U pregnate
5:59 PM
Vi
If you get crazy blame it on that
5:59 PM
Vi
Or say the doctors said something about your diet
5:59 PM
Vi
I'm sorry gramma sucks
5:59 PM
Vi
Ugh
5:59 PM
Vi
😤
5:59 PM
Paulina
Lolol so my cool scale the research study gave me logs my weight and sends it to an app on my phone. Me and cass we’re laying down and I opened my app to tell him about my weight progress. I see there’s “an unknown” person weight on there and I’m confused as hell. I look at it closer and turns out grandma literally weighed herself like minutes before I opened my app and I can see her weight. I’m pretty sure she heard us once I figured it out
6:00 PM
Paulina
She’s weighs 226 lol that’s right bitches, you use my scale, I’ll know how much you weigh
6:01 PM
Vi
Lol thats pretty funny
6:03 PM
Vi
How much do you weigh with the baby.
6:04 PM
Vi
?
6:04 PM
Vi
Also? How is baby
6:04 PM
Paulina
Rn I weigh 143 lbs
6:05 PM
Paulina
The baby, as I found out today is 4lbs and 7 oz
6:05 PM
Vi
I pretty much the same
6:05 PM
Vi
I'm
6:05 PM
Vi
I had 145 lbs before breakfast
6:05 PM
Paulina
Lolol
6:05 PM
Vi
I'm you plus baby
6:05 PM
Vi
Lol
6:06 PM
Vi
😂
6:06 PM
Vi
Awe
6:06 PM
Vi
Lil fish baby
6:06 PM
Vi[photo]6:06 PM
Paulina
Oh did I send u ultrasound pics?
6:06 PM
Vi
Nah gurl
6:06 PM
Vi
Send emm
6:06 PM
Paulina
They’re on fb messenger
6:06 PM
Vi
Oh gotcha
6:07 PM
Paulina
Lol do you still got messenger notifications turned off?
6:07 PM
Vi
Eh maybe
6:10 PM
Vi
I dunno
6:10 PM
Vi[photo]6:10 PM
Paulina
Sometimes she can be a cunt, but mostly she’s just crotchety
10:18 PM
Vi
But I'm guessing shes sweet sometimes
11:03 PM
Paulina
She is. She can be funny as hell too.
11:04 PM
Vi
I bet
11:05 PM
Vi
Grandpa looks cool
11:05 PM
Paulina
But I guess she does have tinnitus, her toe nail is falling off and her knees really bother her
11:07 PM
Vi
Pain=pain
11:07 PM
Paulina
And I know I can get cranky pants over a paper cut and I have to remind myself that’s a lot to deal with on top of her grandson being annoying lol
11:07 PM
Vi
Lolol yes
11:10 PM
TUESDAY, MARCH 26 2019
Vi
Paulina
Consider this a commissioned work. I’ll pay you in gum next time I see you
1:29 AM
Vi
Imma remember that
1:30 AM
Vi
WAIR
1:30 AM
Vi
WAIT
1:30 AM
Vi
chewed? Or fresh
1:30 AM
Paulina
Frash
1:38 AM
Paulina
U deserve it 😏
1:38 AM
Vi
Ouh yes
1:44 AM
Vi
How much gum
1:44 AM
Vi
Are we talking?
1:44 AM
Paulina
As much as you can chew in one day
1:46 AM
Vi
Fuck
1:46 AM
Vi
Ouch
1:46 AM
Vi
My jaw hurts
1:46 AM
Paulina
It’s gonna be hurting
1:47 AM
Paulina
Allll night
1:47 AM
Vi
I chewed a whole pack of hubba in class once
1:47 AM
Vi
I was so high
1:47 AM
Vi
Highschool high
1:47 AM
FRIDAY, MARCH 29 2019
Vi
Paulina
Pretty
6:22 PM
Paulina
Man I saw a full length pic of me from when I visited Portland and I was like damn. I use to be little
6:22 PM
Vi
Awe thank youu
6:22 PM
Paulina
It’s weird how fast and suddenly you get big!!
6:23 PM
Vi
I know
6:23 PM
Paulina
Fast body changes really put things in perspective
6:23 PM
Vi
Its weird seeing you preggers
6:23 PM
Paulina
I’m weird preggers
6:27 PM
Vi
Hows the study mama?
8:43 PM
Paulina
Oooh do I see bamboo shoots?
9:06 PM
Paulina
Oh that was for my non stress tests. They just checking if Paulina jr’s heart rate and movements are normal
9:08 PM
Paulina
They said it’s good
9:08 PM
Vi
Yes. I love bambooshoots ♡
9:20 PM
Vi
Pomposa is beun
9:21 PM
Vi
Bein
9:21 PM
SATURDAY, MARCH 30 2019
Vi
Paulina
Cass cyber PO decides weeks after her walk through it’s not ok for us to have a smart tv. So we were like well. We don’t want this to be a reason cass goes to jail for over a year, let’s store it for now. We put a their bedroom tv in place of the kitchen tv and she’s like pissed. For unknown reasons.
3:23 PM
SUNDAY, MARCH 31 2019
Bryan
Bryan
Haha awww nooo paull
2:32 AM