He a dumbass

Lololo donni fell asleep on the phone??

Lolol

Yumb

Oh my b. Forgot I set short timer

Lolol Lisa was sitting with me and she was like well yeah the reason I’m always wearing PINK Victoria secret is cuz of Dave (the sugar daddy)

I was like uhhhhhh

Does Brian (her BF of 13 years) know?

Lol! More fucked up part (she told me this last week) is where they met. They met at the strip club she worked at.

He followed her to her bus stop after a shift and he’s been around her since

I’m like girl that’s a stalker... she’s like “yeah he’s a pain in my ass” she’s like ok with it... he bought her a phone and gets mad if he sees she called Brian (watches her call logs). I’m like whatever, I’m not touching that I tried lol

lol exactly

It’s 7:46 here

I’m getting ready for work 😔

Lol I guess? I don’t think it’s scary. He doesn’t leave the house much, if I get it I’ll just be sick for a little bit. I’m more scared for him if he somehow gets it

🤷🏻‍♀️ it’s a wild time to be alive lol. How’s life been on ur end?

So I see lol social media and tik toks are a great way into the collective psyche of all these crazy asses haha

Agreed.

Wine a little laugh a lot

They shit down liquor stores here, and alcohol laws are more strict here.

I should watch that lol

Just watch season 3?

Ooh gotcha

Wut

Yes

https://vm.tiktok.com/GAQdXy/

That loooks so gooooos

*goooood

Dang Isaac need a friend

You hadn’t had vodka sauce before? How ruined

Oooh. Lol yeah he would’ve totally said it’s ruined hahaha

Yeah seems like a good dude

Lol so he lied about that?

Hahaha omg

That’s for sure

It was pretty good. Made with freshly baked bread!

Yeah

A lot of jobs do that to me too

I feel her pain

Yeah it do. Cass being a mess and fucking with my sleep while I was pregnant was awful

For sure. Graveyard is too much. Forrest works graveyard. He looks surprisingly good for graveyard and 12 hour shifts. Maybe that’s because he’s sober tho lol

I think for the most part. He’s on the methadone program. In case u don’t know what it is(I didn’t) its a drug that helps offset the opioids cravings. Brit who’s been over at his house says she founds needles tho so I think he may have used here in there but not as much as he was...

Ur first time? Or been awhile?

Oh damn u live in a house with 4 other people?

Damnnn

Oh bro I don’t even think I told you. So she went to jail March 4th. Recently the locked down a different jail because there were positive cases of corona. They decided at Allegheny jail (the one Brit is at) they would let non violet offenders out. She got let out like last week. They let out 543 and inmates

That’s not *too* bad lol you still in San Fran?

Yeah possession and intent to deliver. Yeah well before the rona they gave her two options either stay in jail (it’s top5 in the nation for worst jails) orrr go back to the rehab she was in

U scared of the rona. Sounds kinda bad over there

No she opted for rehab but then corona hit and so they’re letting inmates go until it blow over then they gotta come back and finish their punishments I think?

She jus called me lol I ain’t answer shit today. Idgaf

That’s good. It’s aight. I work as a caregiver, boyfriend works as a store manager. His grandma was watching our baby while we worked but we decided to just flip flop schedules to social distance from his grandparents. We don’t want to get them sick because surely they wouldn’t live through it. It feels a little more lonely cuz they were the only people I really know here we’ve been good.

Yeah! I’m with ya there. My family has been calling me more often it’s been nice

Lol cool. Sorry I was a dick to ya for awhile. I was dating a psychopath that I let rule my life.

Yeah I guess so.

You too, homie.

Yeah imagine the chaos

It’s all fucked rn

Poop towel?

Why u zoom in on towel

Wow u guys are twins

Charcuterie

Board

U had a charcuterie board

Was that a donut with powdered sugar

No like when you put meats and Cheeses and fruits on a cutting board

It’s called charcuterie

Yeah lol it’s the fancy name.

Only reason I know is cuz when cass and I were following this show called evil I would make platters but would called them charcuterie. My boards went hard

Thanks. I woke the baby up taping the signs onto the containers lol so I’m paying for it

Yes v good. Waiting for season 2

It’s good

Cass is obsessed

I think we’re season 1 episode 5? Or 6

I love me some Jason Bateman. I would never cheat on that man

He’s scrumdiddly umptious

I would put whatever we got at the deli. I like Swiss cheese. But it kills me so I wouldn’t make it too often

I’m lactose intolerant

Dr hasn’t diagnosed me but I’m pretty sure. It makes me gassy

Cheese makes me the most gassiest

Yeah I have some. They work but I forget to eat them. Also I forgot where I put them

Yeah right before ur first bite of dairy

I was good about it for a while but they’re expensive

And I eat dairy pretty much every meal

So vibrant

Ooh shit house drama

Eugh I hate that

The trash is probably so close to the counter too. Cass does that shit

What’s her situation like that she wants to move back in?

People really be out here having babies without knowing how to wipe they own ass

Self love hahaha

People SUCK omg

He got irritated over something about the transaction. She was like sir you need to calm down or else I’m going to ask you to leave and or call the police. He was screaming and cussing her out then he reeled back and got underneath the plexiglas and spat at her

She got a tissue put some hand sanitizer and wipe it off and took her jacket off

She said she prayed too

Straight punches to the head

I think it would turn to like a natural instinct

To hit

At my job tho idk if I would hit

So gross. I think you can get in a lot of legal trouble in Oregon for spitting in someone. It’s like biohazard. Especially now a days

Lol I do love me some beautiful dinner pics lol

Yessir

Mmm. Cass battered some pollock and fried it. It’s a fish kinda day

YOSS

I put cabbage in it and some vinegar. Two very underrated ingredients

Me

Luis! Lol

Girls can have guy names

What’s in it

Looks yum

Or luisa

They into something lol

If u have to ask... the answer is yes

You thinking that’s exciting only proves it further haha

Afraid of what

What to what? I forget what I send

I just don’t know how to use it lol

I think they look weird all bent straight up

Mmm. I gotta look it up

Throw it against the wall

Hideous Pottery

Jkjk I like those pieces