Seal the deal?

Buy Kate spade ear pods?

Very pretty!

I like the opal look

😂😂😂 why is cameo you on the floor finding keys

Hunnybee? Yeah it’s good

Treasure him. It’s nice to see someone’s man appreciate some perfectly plated pancakes 🥲💗

Yeah having ur own place is so good for everything lol

Deelish!

Yeah I they look like my old frames I had from a couple years back but with gold wite

Wire

Yeah we got eye exams today. The glasses I got look like frames I bought a few years ago but for whatever reason they got loose and would fall off my face. It made me sad cuz I really liked em

Lol! Those cameos crack me up

Imagine that’s ur job to write those cameos

Nah not the round ones

They were like ur red ones but the bottom

Was just wire and they were like pink

I got them at vision works in Portland I think maybe u came with me?

These were the frames I had a few years ago

Yeah but vision works ain’t cheap

Oh but you know what? So they gave me a pair of glasses as like place holders until I got the two frames I bought because I told them the reason I was there was because I didn’t have glasses or broke them or whatever happened I can’t remember point being I needed glasses for my visit

And I didn’t turn in the glasses they “lent” me and I took them back with me and so I got bogo for the pair I bought and kept the borrowed glasses. So I got three pairs for the price of one hehehe

Are those del Rey taquitos??

I see them at Costco they look good

Are they the chicken ones?

Yesss if munch on em

Ooh gotcha

Ooh

Face nair?

No longer than what the bottle says!

It starts burning for me after 3 or 4 min

Me too

It’s better to take it off too soon then put fresh stuff on and wait a minute or two. I think either the bottle said that or I read it on a face bleach I did once

Pens are the downfall of humanity

Errybody on their period! Like most of my sisters and you and either pmsing or on their period rn!

Yeah the telltale signs 😑

Hmm idk. I have been thinking it’s been awhile but I got like two periods in July

My app says I’m due tomorrow but who knows

HOW do u wear hoodies in 94°

I’ll have to watch music video tomorrow but I like that song

I get irritable when I sweat I hate being hot lol I’d rather be chilly

Zêbra

R u on the toilet hahahah

Ooh

Gotta do a juice cleanse

I been thinking I’m gonna do one soon

Yeah you clogged

I’ve watched cass do one. We’re thinking of doing a juice cleanse and deworming

Yeah apparently the Uk CDC highly recommended people deworm. You know like with dogs you deworm a dog? Take a pill and it cleans you out of worms you have in your body

He shidded n puked lol he took Michael’s brothers “supplements” for detoxing and basically it’s just laxatives lol

Yeah us too we been walking about it

He keeps getting tik toks for it

And he says tons of people feel better or end up having easier time losing weight

Lol no but he said he felt lighter and like inside he felt cleaner

I think theirs drops and pills. We still gotta look up to buy it

You rock with pineapple on pizza?

Biggest storm I’ve seen here in awhile

Oh weird

Have u gone into Bluetooth settings and deleted the old AirPods from device list?

You bought ur AirPods new?

Hmm. That is really weird they won’t connect

She so sad

Yeah she was thirstay

Ur up early!

Good morning sunshine 😘

Lol aw dang I forget u work Saturday

Yeah that’s lame lol

Yeah you showed me the band hers

Yeah so weird to think about

My limón eyes

What’s the joke? 🤨

😭😭😭

Is bumping to Hers in a hearse

How my brain feels sometimes

It’s giving Picasso vibes

Did u ever watch cyber chase? On pbs kids?

Yes!! I’m so glad u got it lol

Me too such a good show lol digit the birds voice

Gilbert godfreied or whatever

Soothes my soul hahah

His voice is the one I hear in my ear during sex

The sexual tension between me and Gilbert Godfried’s voice

😏😏

LOL!! That’s a cute swim too tho!

I have like five bras total and it sucks when they’re all dirty 😩

Nipples are traitors. They always poking out to say hello

I want to draw little lemons by my eyes lol

💅🏼 yass 😌

Very good

But how was the child ?

Lol oh that’s good. Yeah why not open fridge? Lol that was ur chance to undermine his authority and tell the kid to open it

Yayay! Kinda excited!

Shein lolol

Yeah I’ve ordered maybe once or twice

Make sure u have a measuring tape I’m always really weary of buying stuff on without trying it on. Just keep an eye on measurements and the reviews

Ur gonna feel so bloated 😭 I’ve done that before and I felt like a balloon

I’ve done that on many occasions 🤭

Takes a while to learn

Funny u say that ur the second person to mention wishing to invite me over today lol candice doesn’t have her own place yet but she will in October

💖💖💖 yeah I get extra homesick during the summer. It’s been overcast here and reminds me of home the past week too

She’s doing good. She’s really pumped to have a place set up to move into soon. She’s living with her aunt but her aunt has made it clear she’s wearing out her welcome. Not that she’s been a bad guest, I think her aunt doesn’t haven’t the patience to be around young kids and has her own ideas on how candice “should parent”

Hell yeah 💖

You’ll have to meet Brit n Forrest 😵‍💫

Yeah Brian was and still is wack lol

Yesss I was just gonna say u need to come meet them and go to camp lol

They’d love it if u came to camp

It is in the summer, that’s when they have events

LOL

Yeah this summers basically over. This summer happened so fast

It’s like where’d it go 😪

Time

Is

Working

Against us

And poof

We’re gone

Too

😂😂

Like you’d ever deny us some cutie action

Omg lol

The hazards of living right next to the strip club

You christened it

THAT POT IS SO BIG HAHA